Pretty Little Hate Machine

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:

[quote]JoeGood wrote:
A few things I have noted this morning.

I have no idea what size plates I need for my farmers walk bars. Any ideas on how to figure out how much I can carry?

Yesterday a moron tore a hole in my Tyvek suit and managed to knock off my N95 respirator while I was in a hot room. So far my organs are not liquifying so keep a good thought.

Back feels better than it has in a few weeks, so of course I DL today. Lets see how it does. I’m going to try and part the hordes of brotards and take a video from the side.

So happy football is here.[/quote]

Are you taking the bars into the gym with you or buying your own plates? I’d try the gym first to get an idea. The last time I did farmers walks, a couple of years ago, I did 120/side at 125 body weight. Of course it’s easier to pick up if you have 45s on. How much do the bars weigh? What are the handles like? That will affect how much you can carry. The thicker the handle, the faster your grip will go.

I hope you don’t die of bubonic plague or something like that. At least not before you figure out your new bars.[/quote]

Thats a good idea, I’ll take them up to the gym and see. I’ll see if I can get pics of the bars tonight and post them up.

If I die from anything it will be Eastern Equine Encephalitis.

[quote]kpsnap wrote:

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
I hope you don’t die of bubonic plague or something like that. At least not before you figure out your new bars.[/quote]

For sure. Gotta keep your priorities straight.

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Agreed, lifting, sex, food and work come before everything else, even dying.

I appreciate that comment!

Accidental exposure is a bummer, but you don’t sound like you are worrying about it too much. I hope the moron got an earful.

[quote]kimbakimba wrote:
I appreciate that comment!

Accidental exposure is a bummer, but you don’t sound like you are worrying about it too much. I hope the moron got an earful.[/quote]

He never sounds like he is worried about it much…

Okay. What’s the connection between you two (Joe and Ronda)?

[quote]JoeGood wrote:

[quote]kpsnap wrote:

Then I have Testosterone poisoning and have had it since I was twelve.

Maybe, or we’re just dirty old men.[/quote]

HAHA Thats the DAMN TRUTH!!

[quote]kpsnap wrote:
Okay. What’s the connection between you two (Joe and Ronda)?[/quote]

I’ve known Ronda for years. I have a couple of really close female friends and she’s one of them. Of course it might have something to do with the fact they’ll lie and tell me I’m handsome.

Also I saw your squat video and I really envy your depth.

Well, maybe they really think you’re handsome! Ever consider that?

I’m not sure you should envy my depth. That vid was of corrected depth. In other words, I naturally squat deeper than that. It’s a lot of wasted effort. Especially when competing. At my last meet, my coach said I was practically to the floor on my first attempt.

Interesting turn the logs taken here, Joe. Be interested in seeing the farmer’s bars.

[quote]kpsnap wrote:
Well, maybe they really think you’re handsome! Ever consider that?

I’m not sure you should envy my depth. That vid was of corrected depth. In other words, I naturally squat deeper than that. It’s a lot of wasted effort. Especially when competing. At my last meet, my coach said I was practically to the floor on my first attempt.[/quote]

You’ve never gotten a good look at me, trust me they are being kind.

[quote]hel320 wrote:
Interesting turn the logs taken here, Joe. Be interested in seeing the farmer’s bars.[/quote]

Yeah its like a night club in here.

I’m really looking forward to working with them. I hope they’ll help with my grip and my conditioning.

Wave 2-Cycle 3-Week 3-Day 2

Deads

5x300
3x340
2x380
1x405* misss WTF!

many reps of 135 sumo style, which feel odd.

Standing EZ Curls

10x92
10x97
8x102
7x107
4x112

Somehow the battery waas dead on my video camera so dead vids will have to wait until after my deload. its just as well because I got way out over the bar somehow and my hips flew up way before anything else. It was a clusterfuck all the way round.

[quote]JoeGood wrote:
Wave 2-Cycle 3-Week 3-Day 2

Deads

5x300
3x340
2x380
1x405* misss WTF!

many reps of 135 sumo style, which feel odd.

Standing EZ Curls

10x92
10x97
8x102
7x107
4x112

Somehow the battery waas dead on my video camera so dead vids will have to wait until after my deload. its just as well because I got way out over the bar somehow and my hips flew up way before anything else. It was a clusterfuck all the way round. [/quote]

shit happens bro! all will be right next time

[quote]soldog wrote:

[quote]JoeGood wrote:
Wave 2-Cycle 3-Week 3-Day 2

shit happens bro! all will be right next time[/quote]

Im with the Dog, you are gonna blast it up next time.

Wave 2-Cycle 3-Week 3-Day 3

bench

5x190
3x215
3x240
3x215
5x190
3x10x195

HS Front Lat Pull Downs

8x90/side
8x100/side
8x105/side

HS Low Row

8x60/side
8x70/side
8x75/side

I have an appointment in six weeks with the Spine clinic about my back. however talking to some of the docs around here they are all pretty sure I have a mildly herniated disc. Since I have no way of knowing anything for certain I’m not doing any squats or deads for the rest of this week and there is a good chance I’m going to have to stop doing 5/3/1 so that I can avoid anything that stress by low back for a bit.

I’m not sure what i’m going to be doing while I wait for this thing to settle down, maybe I’ll try some body recomp. Whatever I do not being able to do anything that requires lumbar flexion is going to be troublesome.

In theory though this sort of thing sometimes heals pretty quickly.

[quote]JoeGood wrote:

In theory though this sort of thing sometimes heals pretty quickly.[/quote]

If its a “mild” bulged disk, then it may be possible to work it back in. I wouldn’t be surprised if the kind of things you are doing, assuming good form, would help it move back.
I went through this ordeal with my wife.

Mine was a stretched spinal ligament. Took forever to heal up. Could move my L3 disk in and out pretty freely but the disk never slipped.

Best wishes on whatever it is.

[quote]JoeGood wrote:
I have an appointment in six weeks with the Spine clinic about my back. however talking to some of the docs around here they are all pretty sure I have a mildly herniated disc. Since I have no way of knowing anything for certain I’m not doing any squats or deads for the rest of this week and there is a good chance I’m going to have to stop doing 5/3/1 so that I can avoid anything that stress by low back for a bit.

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I’m so sorry to hear that. I certainly know how difficult it is to be sidelined. What kind of fix do you think is required?

[quote]Oldman Powers wrote:

[quote]JoeGood wrote:

In theory though this sort of thing sometimes heals pretty quickly.[/quote]

If its a “mild” bulged disk, then it may be possible to work it back in. I wouldn’t be surprised if the kind of things you are doing, assuming good form, would help it move back.
I went through this ordeal with my wife.

Mine was a stretched spinal ligament. Took forever to heal up. Could move my L3 disk in and out pretty freely but the disk never slipped.

Best wishes on whatever it is.[/quote]

Thanks, I suspect some rest and avoiding lumber stress will take care of it.

[quote]kpsnap wrote:

[quote]JoeGood wrote:
I have an appointment in six weeks with the Spine clinic about my back. however talking to some of the docs around here they are all pretty sure I have a mildly herniated disc. Since I have no way of knowing anything for certain I’m not doing any squats or deads for the rest of this week and there is a good chance I’m going to have to stop doing 5/3/1 so that I can avoid anything that stress by low back for a bit.

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I’m so sorry to hear that. I certainly know how difficult it is to be sidelined. What kind of fix do you think is required?[/quote]

Honestly I’m betting that if I stop pulling or loading my low back for a couple of weeks that my back will be fine by the time I get to the appointment at the Spine clinic. Of course I’m not a doctor but it felt pretty good Wednesday before I DL’d and I think I let form slip on that last pull.

Injuries of any kind really suck. Wendler’s article this week is pretty timely on that issue, though. I trust you will find some work-arounds while you give your low back some rest.