As a side note, doesn’t he also detail ways to “freeze out” a woman who pumps the brakes on the physical escalation in order to make her feel awkward enough to want to continue? Or doing subtle shit to subconsciously program her into believing that being intimate with you is more “comfortable” than the alternative?
not talking about rape or whatever… just ways to dbag yourself into carving another notch into your bedpost.
Always reminded me of “The Implication”… which IS the type of stuff people should feel free to shit on.[/quote]
haha, that show has all the answers. The honest approach…
The D.E.N.N.I.S. method is ALMOST as good as the A.N.G.R.Y. C.H.I.C.K.E.N. method:
A is for Attract DUHH you must first spark the attraction
N is for Neg - you gotta bring her down a few notches - let her know that she’s dealing with a man, not a chump.
G is for Gentle. Show her your softer side and demonstrate emotional intelligence and empathy
R is for Rough. Show her your tough side - do something really MANLY, like kick someone’s ass or something.
Y is for Yell. Start a fight with her. Be a total dick. Chicks LOVE emotional highs and lows
The space is to symbolize that you wait at least a few days to call her. Give her the gift of missing you.
C is for Call. Call her back and give her some validation - In her emotional state, she’ll eat that shit up.
H is for Hit on her best friend/room mate/waitress. Make her jealous. She’ll decide to hurry up and seal the deal
I is for Intimate. Surprise her with an intimate evening. Bring your best game and make it flawless.
C is for Consummate (or Copulate if you prefer). If you’ve played your cards right, the evening should naturally evolve to a zipless fuck.
K is for Kaleidoscope. Because that’s what her world will look like after you’ve fucked that pussy into submission like no man ever has. Make the bitch tap out. Do shit to her that she’s never even imagined.
E is for Escape. Leave. Get the fuck outta dodge. After you’ve ruined her for all other men, make yourself unavailable.
N is for Negotiate. Negotiate the terms that she’ll have to abide by to get the dick. Maintain control and never compromise. Leverage threesomes, maid/laundry service, food and whatever else amuses you.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
See? Anyone can have a method! LOL Who’s next?[/quote]
T.H.E.J.O.N.T.Y.
T - Travel. Because you’ll need to leave your man cave/mother’s basement/house if you want to find a girl willing to spread her legs for you. Unless you’re into incest or have kinky roommates. Or both.
H - Hooker. For those of you who don’t have the option to travel for whatever reason, find a prostitute online (be sure to find one who does outcalls) and skip the rest of the method.
E - Evening. Because nobody finds girls interested in a casual sexual relationship during any kind of daytime social interaction. Unless you’re awesome. But if you were awesome you wouldn’t need this method now would you?
J - Jugs. Make a mental note of all the girls with nice boobs. Eliminate them from your prospects. You’re going after the weak and injured (or in this case, the ugly and flat-chested).
O - Orgasm. It has to be on your mind and you have to make sure it’s on her mind, but only subconsciously. If she’s conscious of your intentions she’ll either kick you to the curb, or you’ll wind up with whatever disease her last suitor had (if she knows all you want is sex and still lays down for you, you need to be wary because you’re not awesome enough to make that happen sans manipulation). If she’s not aware subconsciously you’ll just wind up as her sexually frustrated friend.
N - Nudge. With orgasm on the brain (but her only aware of it at a subconscious level) all it will take is a slight nudge in the right direction to get her back to her place (not yours) butt naked and craving for your lovin. Any lame excuse should do (“Why don’t we go back to your place, I’d really like to see you solve your 6x6x6 Rubiks cube!”).
T - Turn inside out. Because that’s what you’re going to do to her vagina/anus/throat once you get back to her place. Unless you have a small penis, in which case all you can do is hope she doesn’t start laughing from the fierce tickling she’ll get from your woeful love hammer.
Y - Yell. Loudly. Angrily. About anything. Immediate angry escalation post-coitus will result in her kicking you out (or you leaving, depending on what you’re yelling) and a complete emotional detachment allowing you to disengage and move on to your next meaningless sexual conquest.
D - dollars, they are good
E - eating because I’m hungry
B - boobs yeah
R - roast cause I’m hungry again
A - all the cake I want it
D - decline the date unless there’s cake
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
The D.E.N.N.I.S. method is ALMOST as good as the A.N.G.R.Y. C.H.I.C.K.E.N. method:
A is for Attract DUHH you must first spark the attraction
N is for Neg - you gotta bring her down a few notches - let her know that she’s dealing with a man, not a chump.
G is for Gentle. Show her your softer side and demonstrate emotional intelligence and empathy
R is for Rough. Show her your tough side - do something really MANLY, like kick someone’s ass or something.
Y is for Yell. Start a fight with her. Be a total dick. Chicks LOVE emotional highs and lows
The space is to symbolize that you wait at least a few days to call her. Give her the gift of missing you.
C is for Call. Call her back and give her some validation - In her emotional state, she’ll eat that shit up.
H is for Hit on her best friend/room mate/waitress. Make her jealous. She’ll decide to hurry up and seal the deal
I is for Intimate. Surprise her with an intimate evening. Bring your best game and make it flawless.
C is for Consummate (or Copulate if you prefer). If you’ve played your cards right, the evening should naturally evolve to a zipless fuck.
K is for Kaleidoscope. Because that’s what her world will look like after you’ve fucked that pussy into submission like no man ever has. Make the bitch tap out. Do shit to her that she’s never even imagined.
E is for Escape. Leave. Get the fuck outta dodge. After you’ve ruined her for all other men, make yourself unavailable.
N is for Negotiate. Negotiate the terms that she’ll have to abide by to get the dick. Maintain control and never compromise. Leverage threesomes, maid/laundry service, food and whatever else amuses you.
See? Anyone can have a method! LOL Who’s next?[/quote]
[quote]anonym wrote:
So in my eyes and Arash’s, a Great Pickup Artist is also a SOCIAL GENIUS.
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Putting forward basic ideas to socially inept people qualifies some one to be a genius?
In one video he says that thinking about the current moment IS living in the moment, and then touts that as being some kind of zen philosophy and that it may be over some peoples heads, he then goes on to say that changing your train of thought is as easy as…changing your train of fucking thought.
If this man is a genius we are all truly as the human race utterly fucked.
[/quote]
You better watch it. Do you want to be called out again?
^^^ THis is crazy. I didn’t realize most guys had plans and methods to get a chick. Am I supposed to plot/plan and manipulate to get a guy to like me?? (SRS QUESTION)
Cause I’m like perma single and I usually just talk about random odd things to boys I like (I ramble) and I never get asked out or anything.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
^^^ THis is crazy. I didn’t realize most guys had plans and methods to get a chick. Am I supposed to plot/plan and manipulate to get a guy to like me?? (SRS QUESTION)
Cause I’m like perma single and I usually just talk about random odd things to boys I like (I ramble) and I never get asked out or anything.
I should be doing things differently, mayhaps?[/quote]
Nah, keep how you are, I LOVE it when girls just talk random/silly/odd stuff to me, it makes me feel comfortable around them and sets the stage for me to talk random shit aswell and random odd topic conversations are always a win.
Unfortunately I have rarely met girls who act like this, but if I did I would be much more likely to ask a girl like that out.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
^^^ THis is crazy. I didn’t realize most guys had plans and methods to get a chick. Am I supposed to plot/plan and manipulate to get a guy to like me?? (SRS QUESTION)
Cause I’m like perma single and I usually just talk about random odd things to boys I like (I ramble) and I never get asked out or anything.
I should be doing things differently, mayhaps?[/quote]
If you are a girl, just be as beautiful, sexy and confident with yourself as possible. Get your body in the best shape possible, smell good and get nice and done up. Men appreciate that. It really goes without saying though.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
^^^ THis is crazy. I didn’t realize most guys had plans and methods to get a chick. Am I supposed to plot/plan and manipulate to get a guy to like me?? (SRS QUESTION)
Cause I’m like perma single and I usually just talk about random odd things to boys I like (I ramble) and I never get asked out or anything.
I should be doing things differently, mayhaps?[/quote]
Don’t confuse what some guys do to get laid with what most guys do when trying to find love/a relationship.
But what do I know, I’m perma-friend zoned and I didn’t watch any of the videos in this thread all the way through because that guy just does not look/dress/sound like anyone I would want to emulate in any way/shape/form. Maybe he’s got some good points but I didn’t feel like wading through the profanity and disregarding his personal appearance to find them.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
^^^ THis is crazy. I didn’t realize most guys had plans and methods to get a chick. Am I supposed to plot/plan and manipulate to get a guy to like me?? (SRS QUESTION)
Cause I’m like perma single and I usually just talk about random odd things to boys I like (I ramble) and I never get asked out or anything.
I should be doing things differently, mayhaps?[/quote]
Hi, Spock!
BTW, I HATE SUNSHINE. Sunshine sucks. Love sucks too.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
^^^ THis is crazy. I didn’t realize most guys had plans and methods to get a chick. Am I supposed to plot/plan and manipulate to get a guy to like me?? (SRS QUESTION)
Cause I’m like perma single and I usually just talk about random odd things to boys I like (I ramble) and I never get asked out or anything.
I should be doing things differently, mayhaps?[/quote]
Don’t confuse what some guys do to get laid with what most guys do when trying to find love/a relationship.
But what do I know, I’m perma-friend zoned and I didn’t watch any of the videos in this thread all the way through because that guy just does not look/dress/sound like anyone I would want to emulate in any way/shape/form. Maybe he’s got some good points but I didn’t feel like wading through the profanity and disregarding his personal appearance to find them.[/quote]
Then you’re just holding yourself back dude.
If you KNEW the most valuable object in the world was wrapped up in ugly packaging would that stop you from opening it and benefiting from the object?
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
^^^ THis is crazy. I didn’t realize most guys had plans and methods to get a chick. Am I supposed to plot/plan and manipulate to get a guy to like me?? (SRS QUESTION)
Cause I’m like perma single and I usually just talk about random odd things to boys I like (I ramble) and I never get asked out or anything.
I should be doing things differently, mayhaps?[/quote]
Hi, Spock!
BTW, I HATE SUNSHINE. Sunshine sucks. Love sucks too.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
^^^ THis is crazy. I didn’t realize most guys had plans and methods to get a chick. Am I supposed to plot/plan and manipulate to get a guy to like me?? (SRS QUESTION) [/quote]
But you know, some women plot and manipulate guys to like them too.
Hell, I’ve manipulated men who wanted relationship with me just 'cos they were good in bed. And when I got bored, I coldly told them to fuck off. And I didn’t need a fucking guru to teach me this.
Thankfully, Spock, not all men are bunch of boys looking to fuck some fresh pussy every single night. There’re caring, confident, considerate and GENUINE gents out there.
Just know how to spot the signs of a playa if you’re after a serious relationship. Then you won’t end up with someone who enjoys messing up with your feelings and emotions.
My moto is ‘‘always keep feelings out’’. It’s saved me shit load of headache.
[quote]seph89 wrote:
Then you’re just holding yourself back dude.
If you KNEW the most valuable object in the world was wrapped up in ugly packaging would that stop you from opening it and benefiting from the object?
[/quote]
are you really equating this guys Pick Up Artistry to “the most valuable object in the world”??
