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Alcohol has seven calories per gram, and a density of about 0.8 grams per millilitre. I don’t know what this is in non-Canadian units.

You should be eligible for welfare for one year after having a child (assuming you qualify based on income). If you are married, you get 1.5x as much as a single person. If both parents agree to get sterilized, you get 2.5x as much for that year. After that, you are on your own. You absolutely should not get more because you continue to have kids.

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Heavier weights should go on the top of the weight tree. Like 45s at waist level, and 5s at the bottom.

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Humapro did

White collar people can’t handle emergencies.

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That’s because we set up the game board of our lives to pay other people to handle them for us.

Hot take: Society views Luigi Mangione as a vigilante hero for his lethal act against corporate excess (without even understanding the industry they’re railing against) yet places bounties on Nick Shirley for uncovering fiscal fraud.

We have reached peak retard.

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There are so many really strange names on Facebook starting posts defending somalis. The best comment I read today was ā€œI said your name out loud and my furniture started floating.ā€

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Ah! They’ve released the bots and meat puppets!

Trying to shift public perception by direct engagement on social media through nefarious means is an interesting maneuver.

When something is by its nature good, and done well- for the betterment of all, its usually self evident.

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I think vigilante is the key phrase here.

Uncovering stuff dosen’t seem to do much, or then it takes too long, and if it comes, it’s so watered down as to be pointless.

My hot take today was going to be that cookie dough is better than cookies, so . . .

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Vigilantism is an unauthorized application of law. Brian Thompson wasn’t a criminal, Luigi just didn’t like the private insurance coverage he agreed to and committed murder. So what he did was vigilantism in the same sense that men wearing dresses become women, and I would circle back to full retard here.

Usually true. In this case it seems authorities are moving fast enough to cap efforts and there is plenty of time left in the current administration for forensic accounting audits so it’s going to be interesting to see how far the string pulls.

Hot take: Trump was right, again.

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I’m not sure that is a hot take, more just a fact.

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Having dinner and a bottle of wine with my best friend is like going to confession. Cleansing.

Perhaps I should consider becoming Catholic, so I can access the confessional, as dinners with the bestie can be expensive.

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Liberals contribute nothing of value to society so they see no problem eliminating people that do

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See how angry the liberal rejects are at Trump for removing a narco-terrorist dictator ?? These losers are insufferable

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I’m only angry because this means coke is going to get more expensive.

DM me…

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Pepsi will be cheaper then

SCIENTIFIC FACT: Every Deb, Debbie, or Deborah is good people. In fact, they’re the best people.

Deb for president! I don’t care which one, maybe all of them at the same time!

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I have an aunt Deb… she’s awful