🔥 Post Your Hot Takes... Even the Oddly Specific Ones

[Bauber]

@Brant_Drake

The first day when kids go back to school should be a holiday for parents.

Wait, it isn’t?

[Brant_Drake]

I meant like everyone comes to my house and we have highland games in the backyard, a brunch buffet, cocktails, then everyone goes home, does some bow-chicka-wow, and have time for a nap before parent mode starts when the bus arrives.

[Bauber]

This is my normal daily routine except with added weapons drills, gun firing, and explosions.

[Brant_Drake]

Swap the weapons for books and archery and you have mine.

When civilization collapses, let me know if you need a chef at your compound.

[FlatsFarmer]

Will we need to start eating human meat?

Are you willing to cook people?

[Brant_Drake]

@FlatsFarmer

willing to cook people?

I met a guy who claimed he cooked a human foot once. Apparently someone had it snap off during a motorcycle accident, so they hired him to cook it and make tacos for a party.

I don’t know if I believe it. He was an LA chef and they’re a wierd breed.

[T3hPwnisher]

This reminds me of Jamie Lewis’ “Cannibal” line of protein supplements that were supposed to have the same amino acid profile as human flesh.

[Brant_Drake]

@T3hPwnisher

same amino acid profile as human flesh.

Didn’t Biotest claim that with their BCAA?

[FlatsFarmer]

[FlatsFarmer]

Tacos pie de hombre.

Vibrant! Fresh! Authentic!

[Brant_Drake]

We should have nutrition labels on alcohol.

I had a client who hadn’t been tracking their alcohol intake because booze containers don’t have nutrition labels, so they thought beer was equivalent to diet coke - not great for other reasons, but still calorie free.

[EmilyQ]

Beer IS labeled with calories. Or maybe it’s just the light beers that do that. So…never mind.

[T3hPwnisher]

I feel like this would be a great separate thread: nutrition client f**k ups. It’s AMAZING the things that get uncovered when you dig deep enough.

“I SWEAR I’m tracking and weighing everything I eat and I’m NOT losing the weight!”

And then you find out that, yes, they ARE in fact carefully spooning out exactly 14g of mayo for their sandwich…and then they lick the rest of the spoon clean so that they don’t need to wipe it off with a towel. For 4 sandwiches a day. And they can’t figure out why they’re always buying jars of mayo…

[Brant_Drake]

@T3hPwnisher

thread: nutrition client f**k ups

Do it.

[welshphil]

I admit it - I love Boypump

[alex_uk]

@welshphil

I love Boypump

Not sure I’ll risk googling Boy Pump.

[SkyzykS]

…

Either a typo or most untimely autocorrect in history.

[welshphil]

Oh Fuck . Should definately have read BoDypump

[SkyzykS]

On the odd specificity:

If you don’t like stained glass trash pandas, We Can’t Be Friends.

[EmilyQ]