Uh oh. That means youāre the problem. Debs are infallible.
Donāt get them started on Karens.
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Karens are a mixed bag! My momās name is Karen but sheās the most easy going, fun loving, charitable lady youāll ever meet. Kinda the opposite of what theyāre known for. Iām a fan. 
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Ah yeah! I forget about Little Debbie!!
My aunt Karen was an absolute gem
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Weāll take ya!! Not only do you get confessional access but thereās free bread and wine every weekend too!
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How did cheese not make it into communion?
Thereās an easter bunny, but no cheese. 
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This online obsession with hybrid training is just another CrossFit surge (without the high skill).
Some might even say old fashioned S&C is back.
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The winter Olympics is just various forms of sliding. No one cares unless the athlete is sexy.
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Iāve never heard that expressed so succinctly. Very few events are not about sliding, but this also mostly describes winter, if you add cold.
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- If you are on your phone and not moving when the light changes, I should have the option of either honking or ramming you.
- If when the light changes and the line of cars starts to move, you allow more than a 1.5 car length gap between you and the car in front of you before you even make it through the intersection, I should be able to push you until you are up to speed.
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- I we are both traveling in the right lane, and you are turning right on a green light & I am traveling straight ahead, if you turn slower than 5 mph, I should be allowed to push your car through the turn at a faster, normal human being speed, so the rest of us going straight donāt miss the light due to your slow and lackadaisical turning speed.
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Cross country skiing is boring and arduous, and people look ridiculous going uphill.
Itās still rather watch that than curling. Curling is ALWAYS on one of the channels covering the Olympics. How can there be that many curling events?
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RIGHT?! Every damn day! My husband is totally into it, and it boggles my mind. Lunatic!
Going back to the XC thing, my bitterness has roots here at home. I āshare the trailā with skiers, and weāre supposed to stay off their tracks - walkers and snowshoers on one side, skiers on the other. But the skiers take dead center and, well, fuck them. Every time I see their uphill footprints I get irritated. The Olympics have just fanned the flame with their own stupid pointy-outy uphills.
Iāve tried it twice, and it sucked. So I know whereof I speak when I pronounce it a crap sport.
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Watching curling I learned that if you yell at a rock hard enough it will do what you are yelling.
This is going to revolutionize the way I work in the yard.
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It reminds me of my parents as a kid - my father yelling, and my mother looking at the floor.
That was before she left. 
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I would like to try curling at least once. All they need is some beer and cigarette smoke. Just like the old timey shuffle board tables in bars.
I mean, no I donāt want to watch it, I want to play it.
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