šŸ”„ Post Your Hot Takes... Even the Oddly Specific Ones

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It’s the idea that if you accomplish one small thing immediately your day will snowball into productivity.

It’s fun.

Nah, we just make sports with more expensive equipment and venues required, so we can gatekeep people. Although I still find it hilarious that Hitler didn’t snub Jessie Owens at the Olympics, but Roosevelt did.

Nah, spiders are bros - they keep the other vermin at bay. Ticks can all burn in hell.

Multi-tasking is a thing. I’ve catered orgies where a buffet is set up in the main area, we cooked hotel pans of food, and some guy in a kimono came in and out - we saw everything. I’m still mystified why they chose man n cheese as an option.

Edit: I meant ā€œmac 'n cheese,ā€ but my mistake is probably more accurate, so I’m leaving it.

So… the pizza comes to twenty three bucks. What? You all forgot your wallets? All twelve of you?

Fine. I’ll Venmo you.

They figured Jesus could afford it.

If it was anchovy pizza, that technically counts as bread and fish, so just get one, then boom, unlimited pizza.

I’m an AMERICAN, according to Ancestry DNA, of
German, Rus-Viking, Polish, Romanian, and Italian decent.

Gun-wielding obese aliens are the universe’s ultimate paradox: beings so large that their sheer gravitational pull might qualify them as planetary objects, yet somehow dexterous enough to manage weapons engineered for species with far more ergonomic proportions. Imagine an alien resembling a sentient beanbag chair—its soft, gelatinous exterior rippling as it hefts a plasma blaster with surprising precision. Their guns are often adapted with extra-wide triggers or thought-powered firing mechanisms, because squeezing a standard trigger would be like asking a human to thread a needle with a pool noodle.

Their bulk provides a natural armor—blaster shots often dissipate into folds of fatty tissue, where energy is harmlessly absorbed, as though their biology has evolved specifically to mock traditional weapons technology. And when they charge forward in combat, the ground quakes with a doom-laden thoom-thoom, their enemies caught between laughter and terror as this lumbering force of nature juggles a cannon with shocking agility.

Oddly enough, they’re usually nonchalant about their gun-wielding ways, as if firing an energy rifle is no different than humans casually wielding forks. The juxtaposition of excessive mass and firearm mastery makes them both comedic relief and battlefield nightmares—a roly-poly nightmare with impeccable aim.

Im glad you posted this. Now I don’t feel as bad for sitting on that flannel dumpling lesbian the other day.

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Leave some Test for the rest of us !

Italians are the black people of white people.

Why would you say something like that ? Do you mean that white people of Italian decent have the same athletic prowess as black people ? Or something else ? Please explain. WE ARE ALL AMERICANS (no hyphens),

Only in 'Murica though.

If you mean Southern Italians, which seems to be from whom most of your ā€˜ā€˜Italians’’ decent from, Northern Italians would probably agree with you.

Furio never liked them up north anyway.
Even today, they put up their noses at us, like we’re peasants.

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Irish are just Mexicans without a tan.

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What, because they like Morrissey?

I don’t think this is true. Spicy food. Salsa dancing. Being deeply chill. Warm weather. Fruity drinks. Cooking skill. This broadly applies to just one of the above groups.

Elicitation is a fun game to play.

Damn right. Being genetically gifted at getting punched in the face doesn’t mean you’re a good boxer.

And black people are the Italians of black people.

Something else.

Chinese people are the Jews of Samoan People.

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