I used one to pull my truck out of a ditch
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Goliath was the good guy. He was just a soldier offering a 1v1 to save thousands.
David cuts dicks off people.
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Iāll one up this by stating David didnāt slay Goliath. It was Elhanan but after David became king, they needed a better origin story.
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That was an interesting idea I havenāt heard before. So thank you, any day you learn something is a good day.
Also, ironically, I brought this up because I broke my slingshot yesterday.
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I always wonder why we donāt see a bunch of one eyed guys on a daily basis.
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Thats how me & my son inadvertently planted pinto beans all over the yard!
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If it wasnāt for depth perception, Iād love to rock an eyepatch. But Iād need to have some kind of kick-ass long facial scar.
Also, isnāt it weird that one-eyed guys always have a bird on their shoulders? Odin, pirates, even Nick Fury has Falcon.
Although using an eyepatch to switch between daylight and night vision works pretty well.
You know that none of them are real?
No. All of those are documentaries shot in real time.
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You probably think the Kardashians are real too.
Plastic is real.
Dan Crenshaw.
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Sammy Davis Jr.
1.) Jack Johnson is actually the best country musician.
2.) Men should learn how to make a decent floral arrangement.
3.) Butterfly-stroke swimming is stupid.
4.) Physical newspapers are better than websites.
5.) Spiders should be illegal to kill.
6.) Everyone should do a porn shoot once.
7.) Men are better at fashion than women (military uniforms, but bro culture and tacti-cool has called this into question.)
8.) Banana splits are the best ice cream ever.
9.) Tipping should be abolished.
10.) The make your bed in the morning idea is stupid.
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agree! A good portion of womenās fashion is military inspired (e.g., trench coats, bomber jackets, ankle boots)
Tipping is a big reason I avoid going out to eat. Iām already being charged a premium for food
What is the logic behind the āmake your bedā thing? Seems pointless to make your bad when youāre just going to mess it up again by next morning.
Why?
Reminding your wife of her role.
I thought he was a boxer?
Iāve never seen a female florist.
White people need more events in order to win Olympic medals.
No paywalls.
Theyāre just fancy ticks.
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Why do we need to do a porn shoot? Why canāt we just like funky blues music and ordering pizza?
It may have been on Howard Stern, back before he was on satellite radio, where I heard someone say he witnessed a porn shoot. He said it was gross and it smelled like ass.
Fight me.