Samoans are the Counting Crows of Polynesians.
That’s fair
But what’s the Japanese
Idk, I’d give that title to the US
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For now. Japan has shoelaces that are older than the US.
Maybe this is better?
. I don’t really know what Hentai is.
Liar.
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Is it the tentacles stuff or the 
stuff?
Yaoi is the gay shit
Hentai is the tentacle shit and other weird stuff
I definitely lost aura points from this post
-99 aura
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No man, I meant like the fae ’s.
I love those freaky hippy chicks that think they’re forest nymphs.
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Not my hot take, but this guys is interesting:
Paul Carter as the king of hypertrophy? Really….
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Be a muscular nerd at the ren-fair and you will have lots of stories to tell. Lots.
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I would feel like such a dork if some succulent young 20something started calling me Gandalf and offered me a fiber supplement.
Well that was in my 20’s, but it was fun since I knew some of the female workers. To keep it pg, just imagine any supernatural creature. Yup.
Instead of Gandalf you need to be thinking of this guy,
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In spirit, sure.
But it reminds me of the time the very cute cardiac therapist was like “Oh my god! You remind me of my dad. Do you like Van Halen?” And externally I was cool. Smiling, charming, all that.
But inner me was like “Holy shit. I’ve been friend zoned a couple times but this is different. I’m being DAD ZONED!!!”.
Since then I’ve been a little gun shy about any women less than 30ish.
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Yeah, I was pretty psychotic in my early 20’s and just quit dating for almost a decade until I met my wife and proposed to her within 12 hours.
Learning how to be single was a good thing, but apparently I forgot how flirting works so she gets scowley when someone is hitting on me, and I don’t realize it and am just trying to be friendly.
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I remained celibate my first year of sobriety. Theory was to get your shit square and stabilized before you go trying to have relations with other people.
Made sense, so I did it. Since then I’ve seen just an innumerable amount of people, like the rehab love birds and all that get annihilated. Like real 
.
So I guess it worked. .
Who’s the King of hypertrophy in your opinion ?
The whole idea of a king is silly. Anyone who has managed to put on a relatively significant amount of muscle either knows what they’re doing or was coached by someone who knows what he’s doing.