🔥 Post Your Hot Takes... Even the Oddly Specific Ones

[cyclonengineer]

18 year cheddar is the court jester. Delightful and spicy but returns at inconvenient times.

[SkyzykS]

. Maybe I’m wrong about gouda.

Cheddar that is old enough to bang…

I need some time to reflect.

I did a melt thing. Layer of pepperoni, pile of pizza cheese- melted on the flat iron, then threw that on top of the gouda, on a burger.

The combination of pepperoni and smoked gouda hit me like a truck. A truck filled with flavor.

[Brant_Drake]

@SkyzykS

Smoked gouda is the king

Point reyes blue cheese, cowgirl creamery red hawk, Wisconson dells havarti, and burrata di bufala enter the ring.

But yeah, smoked gouda is pretty fucking good.

The worst is jalapeno squeeze cheese. A guy I knew had a bunch of it when we were hiking and farted during a nap so bad the smell woke him up.

[SkyzykS]

@Brant_Drake

The worst is jalapeno squeeze cheese.

I like this kind of stuff but I make no bones about the fact that it is total crap.

@Brant_Drake

Point reyes blue cheese, cowgirl creamery red hawk, Wisconson dells havarti, and burrata di bufala enter the ring.

I don’t actually know that much. I just make up for it with enthusiasm.

@Brant_Drake

farted during a nap so bad the smell woke him up.

Thats bad. When you wake yourself up, thats very bad.

[cyclonengineer]

@Brant_Drake

Wisconson dells havarti

All the best cheese comes from Wisconsin.

[The_Myth]

Tillamook Oregon might have something to say about that - but I might just be being parochial.

[anna_5588]

Vermont creamery bijou and cremont, jasper hill Whitney also deserve a shoutout

Had some top notch stilton in London and that was one of the best things I’ve ever tasted

[Brant_Drake]

@cyclonengineer

the best cheese comes from Wisconsin.

That’s racist!

But yeah, I was up there last weekend and the gas stations have a bigger cheese selection than most grocery stores.

[zecarlo]

@Brant_Drake

The worst is jalapeno squeeze cheese.

Some MREs have that shit.

[Njord]

@Brant_Drake

Texas is basically West Saudi Arabia.

A theocracy with deserts, oil, stupid costumes, rogue terrorist groups, an obsession with a mythical past - and horses are just camels without humps.

No, Saudi Arabia is East Texas. Hot take.

[Njord]

@SkyzykS

I like this kind of stuff but I make no bones about the fact that it is total crap

Same. On a ritz cracker.

[Brant_Drake]

@Njord

Saudi Arabia is East Texas

[tlgains]

Why do useless people pretend to be rich or famous?

[EmilyQ]

Same reason you post about “useless people.” To feel good about themselves.

[SkyzykS]

@tlgains

Why do useless people pretend to be rich or famous?

If you’re going to pretend to be something, might as well make it something good!

No one wants to be a dung beetle.

[tlgains]

@SkyzykS

No one wants to be a dung beetle.

Speak for yourself, I would create the biggest ball of shit ever.

[Well_Swung]

Fun fact - dung beetles are pound-for-pound the strongest animals in the world. They are capable of moving 1000 times their own body weight.

Imagine if we could train them to do powerlifting … you never would have heard of Ed Coan…

[SkyzykS]

Well I stand corrected then.

This calls for a new hashtag.

#dungbeetlesofinstagram

[tlgains]

I completely agree and It did make me feel better about myself to post that.

I just don’t think people should let social media control how they live. Lol I suppose there is irony cause I don’t like how they pretend, yet I posted….yeah you get the point lol.

[zecarlo]

@tlgains

Why do useless people pretend to be rich or famous?

Because they want to pretend to be someone who is useless.