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[alex_uk]

Mayo is the greatest condiment.

[marine77]

British ?

[Brant_Drake]

@alex_uk

Mayo is the greatest

I’m taking his side. Out of the mother sauces, Mayonnaise should replace hollandaise.

And I’ll take it a step further - miracle whip is better than mayonnaise.

[alex_uk]

@marine77

British

Yup

@Brant_Drake

miracle whip

Never tried it so can’t disagree…but my comment still stands

[marine77]

Been to England. Coming back in July.

[Brant_Drake]

@alex_uk

Never tried it

I will mail it to you. Just promise to make something tasty.

[alex_uk]

@Brant_Drake

to make something tasty.

Haha I’m British, I think it’s universally recognised that we’re incapable of doing that

[marine77]

Can confirm… had a decent burger on the banks of the Thames though in a neat cafe

[anna_5588]

I’ve spent too much time watching great British menu……

I have somehow found myself taking inspiration from your “tasteless island” ……

[Brant_Drake]

@alex_uk

I’m British, I think it’s universally recognised that we’re incapable of doing that

I figured that’s why you conquered the world - just wanted some decent food. And tan women.

The Irish have good cuisine, but it’s still a fucking mystery to me why an island doesn’t have decent seafood.

[anna_5588]

@Brant_Drake

why an island doesn’t have decent seafood.

It’s probably similar to how some rich people have all the clothes and jewels but no fashion sense

@Brant_Drake

The Irish have good cuisine,

I like scottish more.

[Silyak]

@Brant_Drake

I figured that’s why you conquered the world - just wanted some decent food. And tan women.

The Irish have good cuisine, but it’s still a fucking mystery to me why an island doesn’t have decent seafood.

Pasty women are sexy.

I was going to suggest that there might not be good fish in those waters, but Iceland has good seafood and I don’t think Ireland has worse fish.

[anna_5588]

@Silyak

I was going to suggest that there might not be good fish in those waters

Scotland has some of the best salmon I’ve had

Brown crabs, trout, atlantic mackerel, mussels, crayfish…
the bad seafood cookery is a skills issue IMO

[SkyzykS]

@Brant_Drake

The Irish have good cuisine, but it’s still a fucking mystery to me why an island doesn’t have decent seafood.

Cuz you can’t drink fish!

[Brant_Drake]

@SkyzykS

you can’t drink fish!

Wanna bet?

House of Tamworth Saison De Frai | Tamworth Distilling.

To drink like a fish, you must become the fish.

[SkyzykS]

I should have known.

I’ve been out of the game too long.

[Polar-Bear]

@anna_5588

I like scottish more.

True Scottish cuisine is deep fried Mars bars, and Irn Bru.

[alex_uk]

@Polar-Bear

True Scottish cuisine is deep fried Mars bars, and Irn Bru (and heroin)

Tagging our resident Scot to confirm @ChongLordUno

[SkyzykS]

A Scottish travel facebook page I like has confirmed this.

[EmilyQ]

Well, then, that is that.