The guy that made this post is brilliantly funny.
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Lothlorien ?
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Looks like a Sarlac pit
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Taken from the staircase:
Fascinatingā¦ ever hear of the Loretto chapel in New Mexico ? Bizarre staircase and built under mysterious circumstances
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Heās my favorite MC.
And anyone who can catch a wild haggis is no one to fuck with.
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My pap had a knack for catching them by the scruff & snapping their neck. He had hands like bricks though.
I have! Purportedly built by a master carpenter, overnight, using no nails.
Youād have to be the Son of God to pull that off!
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Nobody knew himā¦ only worked at nightā¦ bizarre and really fascinating
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Not true at all. Never had a deep fried Mars bar in my life and Iām hardcore Glaswegian
Heroin? Itās more Albanian cocaine nowadays
Irn Bru howeverā¦
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Recent photo of a rare spotted haggis takeen in the Middle Hebrides. Their appearance is said to be a harbinger of at least 3 days of sunshine in the coming year.
Texas is basically West Saudi Arabia.
A theocracy with deserts, oil, stupid costumes, rogue terrorist groups, an obsession with a mythical past - and horses are just camels without humps.
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When I was working in Saudi Arabia, the only people who got on with the Saudis were Texans from the oil industry.
Everyone else was āthis decadent theocracy built on slave labor is making me lose my sanityā but the Texans were like āthese people are great, we have so much in commonā
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I fucking WISH my high school football team could have played a bunch of Saudi-prince kids.
Why football? All the princelings I met were overwight, non-athletic, and basically thought they were the sultan and got frustrated when reality didnāt match their expectations.
A team from Texas might have beaten us. West Canaan and Gilroy are good at football. Kids from Texas are tough!
I imagine Saudi princes arenāt tough or good at football. And theyāre super, super rich. Winning is awesome. Beating up on the rich kid high school was a great experience in the day.
I think smashing some ultra-foreign Saudis would been more fun than losing to some good team.
That makes more sense. I misunderstood this,
As being on your team.
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No bone saws in Football.
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When I played defense in lacrosse we would take the metal strips from aluminum foil packets and glue them to our sticks and go for the wrists since the gloves didnāt cover that part.
So diet bone saw?