I just donāt want there to be any confusion (internally) between something I drive and something I sleep in.
I drove my buddys escalade, which is like a small living room on wheels, and that was bad enough.
Throw a bed with a sound system and lights into the mix and Iām going to screw something up, bigly.
Reminds me of Belfortās limo in The Wolf of Wall Street
Iām not a big fan of spooning but we can figure something out if you agree to cook a few meals.
I still have to wake my wife up for that but Iām sure I could rig something up for the nights she wants to be a grumpy bumpy instead.
Purple is the best. Bright enough to see my way around but not so harsh it wakes me up too much. It kind of gives a cool lounge vibe.
Itās a pretty simple remote. The speakers tie in to the bluetooth surround sound system in the room and operate off the tv remote separately, you just have to pair them like any other Bluetooth gadget initially.
Up and down buttons for the legs and head, or a few preset settings to scroll through on the remote screen (zero g, āreadingā, TV etc), your light selection which is then automated anyways and youāre off.
It makes a 4d sound experience with sounds coming up from under you as well as above and all around. War movies are fucking awesome.
To tie in the car reference itās kind of like adding a BMW executive package and Harmon Kardon stereo system upgrade with individual subwoofers under each seat.
^ for @jshaving. For what itās worth Iām in a pickup right now though.
No, because I am a man and I was born in the darkness. Plus, I have white phosph quads.
I am probably like 90%.
I leave the cooking to the womens.
Nobody listen to this terrible advice.
Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Thatās where there is food.
I can speak Napolitano so thatās not possible.
My favorite joke about Naples is that God created the world, and Naples was created last - the most beautiful place in the world. Then god was filled with regret and decided to fill it with Neopolatins to make it up to the rest of humanity.
On a side note, I found a video of me driving that street in Naples I posted earlier.
This is a strange internet argument to get into.
I only give good advice.
I stay on the grill and griddle. That is where the actual man food is.
If you really want to be good at talking to large swaths of girls (not the kind you probably want or wife material but girls nonetheless), get rich.
Oh, my sweet summer child.
I have a chef and I tell him this all the time to mess with him.
Really? Can you put us in touch? Itās always good to network and trade ideas.
Are you implying that being good at talking to women just requires being rich, or is there a different implication here?
I was being cheeky.
Having money will make women flock to you regardless of your conversational skills.
Everything in my world is focused on results. How you get there doesnāt really matter.
Ehh . . kind of does.
Not if you want to be successful.
I agree
Even the Soviet union managed to successfully industrialise
they got thereā¦, to put it lightly, despite HOW they got there
It backfired hard
Usually does when you murder, rape, and pillage.
We arenāt talking the extremes of communism as a means to a goal of success lol.
They like to play zero sum style.
I believe in collaborative or additive, win/win type transactions.
Without getting too abstract, like āYou enjoy the protection of our empire, and in return give us your resources and human capitalā.
My hot take would be this is exactly the wrong way around.
Play to win, but do it with integrity. When you lose, accept it with grace, learn from it, then go again.