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Ate pizza in Vicenza… Venice… Verona… with horse meat. I prefer Tombstone

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I worked at a Pizza place. Some rednecks saw Buffalo Mozzarella in the menu, and then got upset when the cheese on their pizza wasn’t slathered in buffalo wing hot sauce.

It was also dairy and gluten free. With extra kale and some ingredients from the indiginous people of… wherever.

It’s symbolic of your life.

Do you try to make the majority of your posts sound boastful or does it just happen?

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I forgot to reply that I prefer steak to soup earlier. Usually ribeye, always prime.

Sorry your tits itch.

It’s okay. I think it’s just the changing weather. The air gets dryer when winter comes.

Use those edges to cut my pizza

None of that happened.

I’m curious if this is some wordplay on ā€œvene vidi vici,ā€ because that would be quite clever, actually.

Those animals are way too cranky to milk.
Especially the bulls.

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How do you milk a bull?

:rofl:

:man_shrugging:t2: Very carefully?

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Gotta train.

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Are those handcuffs in the picture of your recipe?

Were the pizza police about to arrest you for violating the sacred rituals?

My pizza hot take: Pineapple and ham topping is pretty good.

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Those are for . . . something else.

Hell yeah it is.

That looks like some west coast fruity shit. I would shoot it with a large caliber gun though.

Sorry bro, I can’t approve. I am a neanderthal.

That sounds very dystopian.

Does it at least give you a happy ending?

Doesn’t the thought alone of fifteen (FIFTEEN!!!) different choices of nightlights give you a happy ending?

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On a side note, I did a genetic test (since my son needed his parents to be tested for any inherited conditions,) and I am 2% Neanderthal.

And a fruity left coaster. Who makes better pizza.

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Can we have a sleepover? I’ll be the big spoon or the little spoon.

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