Post Here to Accept Poliquin

After reading this thread, imploring us to accept Jesus Christ, http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=934564 , I have started this thread to ask you to accept Charles Poliquin in to your life.

This is a thread for those of us who could really care less about our “eternal soul” and are more interested in our “ephemeral muscle mass”.

Accept Charles Poliquin. After all, when is the last time Jesus Christ told you how much fish oil is optimal or which auxillary exercises would enhance your squat?

You might respond that you would prefer to accept Chad Waterbury, Christian Thibaudeau, Charles Staley or some other top trainer. Hey, the more the merrier!
Monotheism is SOOOO 2000 years ago. The weightlifting pantheon is legion.

[quote]entheogens wrote:

Accept Charles Poliquin. After all, when is the last time Jesus Christ told you how much fish oil is optimal or which auxillary exercises would enhance your squat?
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Is this a joke? Jesus was a great trainer but he favored the lean cut look. That is why he invented CrossFit. And don’t get me started in the benefits of fish, he was 2000 years ahead of CP.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Is this a joke? Jesus was a great trainer but he favored the lean cut look. That is why he invented CrossFit. And don’t get me started in the benefits of fish, he was 2000 years ahead of CP.[/quote]

I see your point. “Crossfit”, huh…is that some kind of routine that integrates cross-training? I may indeed need to amend my initial statement. I guess you would add that the wine thing he was into proved that he also knew about the benefits of resveratrol (sp?). On the other hand, he produced loaves of bread. Too high-carb in my opinion.

[quote]entheogens wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Is this a joke? Jesus was a great trainer but he favored the lean cut look. That is why he invented CrossFit. And don’t get me started in the benefits of fish, he was 2000 years ahead of CP.

I see your point. “Crossfit”, huh…is that some kind of routine that integrates cross-training? I may indeed need to amend my initial statement. I guess you would add that the wine thing he was into proved that he also knew about the benefits of resveratrol (sp?). On the other hand, he produced loaves of bread. Too high-carb in my opinion.

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The loaves of bread were for carb cycling.

I wasn’t a true believer until Charles (peace be upon him) converted me with his Chinese Astrology Training.

I used to train my Yang Wood like a Dragon… if only I’d known sooner.

Since I’ve been training my Ying Earth and learning to accept my inner Rooster, I’ve been growing like a weed.

[quote]entheogens wrote:
Monotheism is SOOOO 2000 years ago. [/quote]

I beg to differ. It’s a mere 1400 years. ducks

[quote]cabre wrote:
The loaves of bread were for carb cycling.
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And the wine was…for the anti-oxidants? I somehow don’t buy it.

Poliquin has made some outrageous claims hence my skepticism.

But Thibadeau… he knows.

YES! This is a better thread than the other one.

I’d like to announce my acceptance of Charles Poliquin without any reservations.

The wise man stated in an article posted on this site that fish oil reduces insulin response to meals. I now take a shot every day after dinner.

So are the followers of Paul Chek the Jews or the Mormons relative to Poliquinism?

Joe Defranco!

[quote]etaco wrote:
So are the followers of Paul Chek the Jews or the Mormons relative to Poliquinism?[/quote]

The followers of Paul Chek are the Jews, if we are to use an analogy.
Back in the earliest days when the Holy Book, named “Poliquin Principles” was written, Our Savior, Charles Poliquin, was very keen on Swiss Balls, an idea originally popularized by Paul Chek (I think). So, I guess that makes Paul Chek a kind of John the Baptist, a precursor to Poliquin.

[quote]lixy wrote:
entheogens wrote:
Monotheism is SOOOO 2000 years ago.

I beg to differ. It’s a mere 1400 years. ducks[/quote]

LOL! I forgot mohamud invented it. I think he invented the internet too.

[quote]etaco wrote:
So are the followers of Paul Chek the Jews or the Mormons relative to Poliquinism?[/quote]

Either way, JTF are sure to hate them.

Dear Charles Poliquin, you have shown me the light. Thanks to your articles on nutrition, supplements, and workout regimen, I now squat over 2.2x my body weight, bench 2x, pull up 1.7x, clean 1.3x, have 6% body fat and I’m only getting started. Jesus never did that for me even though I prayed so many times. Screw Jesus; I believe in you, Charles Poliquin.

[quote]yello_ke wrote:
Dear Charles Poliquin, you have shown me the light. Thanks to your articles on nutrition, supplements, and workout regimen, I now squat over 2.2x my body weight, bench 2x, pull up 1.7x, clean 1.3x, have 6% body fat and I’m only getting started. Jesus never did that for me even though I prayed so many times. Screw Jesus; I believe in you, Charles Poliquin.[/quote]

Whoa, this is just unfair-

You prayed to Jesus yet practiced what Poliquin preached and have gotten the results Poliquin promised?

What would have happened had you actually practiced Jesus´ advice and only prayed to Poliquin?

It seems that spiritually you are not ATG- squatting.

You are phoning it in.

[quote]entheogens wrote:
etaco wrote:
So are the followers of Paul Chek the Jews or the Mormons relative to Poliquinism?

The followers of Paul Chek are the Jews, if we are to use an analogy.
Back in the earliest days when the Holy Book, named “Poliquin Principles” was written, Our Savior, Charles Poliquin, was very keen on Swiss Balls, an idea originally popularized by Paul Chek (I think). So, I guess that makes Paul Chek a kind of John the Baptist, a precursor to Poliquin.

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In his book the Poliquin Principles, he points out how the Swiss Ball is a good tool to use for ab work as it allows for a more intense stretch. Other than that, that is all his reference to the Swiss Ball is limited to in his book.

What’s your beef with Poliquin anyway? If you think he is full of shit, then don’t use any of his ideas. You could always deny those 30 grams of glutamine rather than betray him.

I’m a follower of coconut oil myself.

I practically bathe in the stuff (talk about soft hair and skin!) as well as use it for cooking.

Praise to the holy oil!

Poliquin unbeliever here

[quote]belligerent wrote:
Poliquin unbeliever here[/quote]

HEATHEN!