[quote]TShaw wrote:
Of course, I DO get odd looks when I refer to her as “my first wife.”
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My dad used to tell ppl, “I’m having an affair w/ my first wife and my 2nd wife doesn’t mind.”
He married my mom, divorced her, and then married her again.
My mother told him to stop telling ppl that.
[quote]Gothic77 wrote:
TShaw wrote:
Of course, I DO get odd looks when I refer to her as “my first wife.”
My dad used to tell ppl, “I’m having an affair w/ my first wife and my 2nd wife doesn’t mind.”
He married my mom, divorced her, and then married her again.
My mother told him to stop telling ppl that.[/quote]
That is too funny!
[quote]drilldaddy_99 wrote:
I don’t mind hubby all that much. It’s better then what my wife calls me…“Lazy fucking asshole”. I actually think hubby would be an upgrade…lol[/quote]
There`s worse. Richard Marcinko coined the term BAW: Big Asshole Windbag. Now back to our thread.
[quote]TShaw wrote:
Of course, I DO get odd looks when I refer to her as “my first wife.”
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I did the same thing. Of course… I’m divorced now. I’m not anybody’s…
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HUBBY!!!
LOLZZZ!!11!! YOU DWEEBS ARE TEH SUXORRZZZ!!11!!
Bring it on, Damici!!! 
[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
TShaw wrote:
Of course, I DO get odd looks when I refer to her as “my first wife.”
I did the same thing. Of course… I’m divorced now. I’m not anybody’s…
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HUBBY!!!
LOLZZZ!!11!! YOU DWEEBS ARE TEH SUXORRZZZ!!11!!
Bring it on, Damici!!!
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Oh boy. (Slowly strumming fingers on table). Oooooh boy. (Taking out 45-caliber revolver and slowly placing it on table as a display of seriousness of intent) . . .
[quote]Damici wrote:
lothario1132 wrote:
TShaw wrote:
Of course, I DO get odd looks when I refer to her as “my first wife.”
I did the same thing. Of course… I’m divorced now. I’m not anybody’s…
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HUBBY!!!
LOLZZZ!!11!! YOU DWEEBS ARE TEH SUXORRZZZ!!11!!
Bring it on, Damici!!!
Oh boy. (Slowly strumming fingers on table). Oooooh boy. (Taking out 45-caliber revolver and slowly placing it on table as a display of seriousness of intent) . . .[/quote]
Now wait just one cotton-pickin minute! Put down the revolver and get a grip on yourself! This is not all about yourself, you know? Think about the whales. Think about the rain forest. Think about the soup. Yes, the soup, lonesomely simmering in the kettle, longingly waiting to be handed out. You should be ashamed of yourself. Now do what you have to do, but don’t expect any encouragement from me in this regard…
[quote]michael2507 wrote:
Damici wrote:
lothario1132 wrote:
TShaw wrote:
Of course, I DO get odd looks when I refer to her as “my first wife.”
I did the same thing. Of course… I’m divorced now. I’m not anybody’s…
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HUBBY!!!
LOLZZZ!!11!! YOU DWEEBS ARE TEH SUXORRZZZ!!11!!
Bring it on, Damici!!!
Oh boy. (Slowly strumming fingers on table). Oooooh boy. (Taking out 45-caliber revolver and slowly placing it on table as a display of seriousness of intent) . . .
Now wait just one cotton-pickin minute! Put down the revolver and get a grip on yourself! This is not all about yourself, you know? Think about the whales. Think about the rain forest. Think about the soup. Yes, the soup, lonesomely simmering in the kettle, longingly waiting to be handed out. You should be ashamed of yourself. Now do what you have to do, but don?t expect any encouragement from me in this regard…[/quote]
Yea and revolvers are for pussies, you need like a 12 gauge, or like a bazooka or something… yea a bazooka.
V
Sorry I meant revolvers are for HUBBYS!
V
[quote]Damici wrote:
jacross wrote:
We don’t have a first amendment to enshrine freedom of speech in Australia. consequently it means alot more to me.
Well in this coutry , it means you’re free to whine about whatever on God’s green earth you damn well please, including those nincompoops who use the word – hold on – wait for it – “hubby” – in public, thereby driving the testosterone levels of all within earshot into the basement! (Said while holding American flag high, with copy of U.S. constitution under one arm and middle finger of other hand aimed at those who refuse to give up use of that ill-chosen word).
Another good alternative, which also happens to start with the letter H, is “He Who is Hung Like Canned Ham.”[/quote]
Absolutely, it protects your right to whine and call for the word to be banned. It also protects the use of the word and stops it being banned. The system works.
[quote]jacross wrote:
Damici wrote:
jacross wrote:
We don’t have a first amendment to enshrine freedom of speech in Australia. consequently it means alot more to me.
Well in this coutry , it means you’re free to whine about whatever on God’s green earth you damn well please, including those nincompoops who use the word – hold on – wait for it – “hubby” – in public, thereby driving the testosterone levels of all within earshot into the basement! (Said while holding American flag high, with copy of U.S. constitution under one arm and middle finger of other hand aimed at those who refuse to give up use of that ill-chosen word).
Another good alternative, which also happens to start with the letter H, is “He Who is Hung Like Canned Ham.”
Absolutely, it protects your right to whine and call for the word to be banned. It also protects the use of the word and stops it being banned. The system works.[/quote]
And soon, my lobbying movement will succeed in getting Congress to pass and the President to sign a bill ammending the Constitution so as to ban the use of the word “hubby” forevermore. Sweeeeeeeeeeet!
OK, let’s get serious here for a minute. “Hubby”, pales in comparison to the most skin-curdling of all things; having your wife refer to your underwear (boxer briefs mind you, no thongs) as “panties.”
That sends a cold shiver down my spine every time, followed closely by what I like to refer to as the WTF-Heard-Round-the-World.
Ryan
[quote]Dr. Ryan wrote:
OK, let’s get serious here for a minute. “Hubby”, pales in comparison to the most skin-curdling of all things; having your wife refer to your underwear (boxer briefs mind you, no thongs) as “panties.”
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Yikes.
If I can manage to keep a straight face I’m going to try that just for the reaction.
Could we also ban the word “fricken”? It’s not funny, and does not carry the weight of “fucking” or it’s friendlier cousin, “friggin.” It makes adults sound like some slack jawed yokel from Alabammi.
[quote]IL Cazzo wrote:
Could we also ban the word “fricken”? It’s not funny, and does not carry the weight of “fucking” or it’s friendlier cousin, “friggin.” It makes adults sound like some slack jawed yokel from Alabammi. [/quote]
Yes, please! I FUCKING hate “frickin’”. Makes you sound like a nutless hubby.
[quote]Dr. Ryan wrote:
OK, let’s get serious here for a minute. “Hubby”, pales in comparison to the most skin-curdling of all things; having your wife refer to your underwear (boxer briefs mind you, no thongs) as “panties.”
That sends a cold shiver down my spine every time, followed closely by what I like to refer to as the WTF-Heard-Round-the-World.
Ryan
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My 3 and 6 year old girls refer to my boxer briefs as panties too.
Sucks the testosterone right out of you.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Dr. Ryan wrote:
OK, let’s get serious here for a minute. “Hubby”, pales in comparison to the most skin-curdling of all things; having your wife refer to your underwear (boxer briefs mind you, no thongs) as “panties.”
That sends a cold shiver down my spine every time, followed closely by what I like to refer to as the WTF-Heard-Round-the-World.
Ryan
My 3 and 6 year old girls refer to my boxer briefs as panties too.
Sucks the testosterone right out of you.
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Go and lift something heavy immediately afterwards. Then eat a dead animal. Keep your fingers crossed and hope that it isn’t too late…
If said properly, “frickin’” makes you sound like Dr. Evil, as in “Are those frickin’ sharks with frickin’ laser beams?”
Then people will think you’re doing a Mike Meyers impression, and not that you’re too goody-goody to be properly vulgar.
I’m married and don’t mind being called hubby. As long as she doesn’t call me late for dinner…
Thank you ,ladies and gentlemen. I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waiters and waitresses.
Seriously, I’m just happy that I have her. I don’t care what pet name she calls me.
Let the flaming begin…
[quote]dukefan4ever wrote:
I’m married and don’t mind being called hubby. As long as she doesn’t call me late for dinner…
Thank you ,ladies and gentlemen. I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waiters and waitresses.
Seriously, I’m just happy that I have her. I don’t care what pet name she calls me.
Let the flaming begin…[/quote]
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[quote]Damici wrote:
dukefan4ever wrote:
I’m married and don’t mind being called hubby. As long as she doesn’t call me late for dinner…
Thank you ,ladies and gentlemen. I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waiters and waitresses.
Seriously, I’m just happy that I have her. I don’t care what pet name she calls me.
Let the flaming begin…
Please hold – you are being automatically re-routed to the “E-Nation” website as we speak. Please click the link if you are not transferred within 5 seconds.[/quote]
Good one!!