Just curious … would women accept us calling them The Bride ?
I use bridegroom when referring to my hubby…oh shit, i just used the forbidden word. I need to be punished.
[quote]boingogirl1 wrote:
I use bridegroom when referring to my hubby…oh shit, i just used the forbidden word. I need to be punished.[/quote]
Indeed you do . . .
Please stand by while I think up an appropriate “punishment.”
[quote]Damici wrote:
boingogirl1 wrote:
I use bridegroom when referring to my hubby…oh shit, i just used the forbidden word. I need to be punished.
Indeed you do . . .
Please stand by while I think up an appropriate “punishment.”[/quote]
I’m waiting…
[quote]boingogirl1 wrote:
Damici wrote:
boingogirl1 wrote:
I use bridegroom when referring to my hubby…oh shit, i just used the forbidden word. I need to be punished.
Indeed you do . . .
Please stand by while I think up an appropriate “punishment.”
I’m waiting…
[/quote]
In the meantime, until “unfinished business” is taken care of (please urgently see thread entitled “I Can’t Wait”), your punishment shall consist of something along the lines of deep, heavy squats. Squats below parallel. Squats with somewhere between 80 and 90% of your 1RM. Squats done with your back arched, your head upright and your glutes burning. Squats until you find yourself “sleep-squatting” at night instead of sleepwalking.
This is merely a temporary solution to be used in the interim, out of respect to He Who Wishes to be Referred to Using the H-Word. Once that little piece of “business” that we’ve been discussing is taken care of and he is out of the picture, proper punishment complete with many sets and reps of bare-assed spankings and such, may commence . . . .
Please feel free to ask me any followup questions on how to properly perform your penance.
(Thank you).
[quote]Damici wrote:
boingogirl1 wrote:
Damici wrote:
boingogirl1 wrote:
I use bridegroom when referring to my hubby…oh shit, i just used the forbidden word. I need to be punished.
Indeed you do . . .
Please stand by while I think up an appropriate “punishment.”
I’m waiting…
In the meantime, until “unfinished business” is taken care of (please urgently see thread entitled “I Can’t Wait”), your punishment shall consist of something along the lines of deep, heavy squats. Squats below parallel. Squats with somewhere between 80 and 90% of your 1RM. Squats done with your back arched, your head upright and your glutes burning. Squats until you find yourself “sleep-squatting” at night instead of sleepwalking.
This is merely a temporary solution to be used in the interim, out of respect to He Who Wishes to be Referred to Using the H-Word. Once that little piece of “business” that we’ve been discussing is taken care of and he is out of the picture, proper punishment complete with many sets and reps of bare-assed spankings and such, may commence . . . .
Please feel free to ask me any followup questions on how to properly perform your penance.
(Thank you).[/quote]
Am I to assume you will be my trainer/spotter during this “punishment”?
[quote]boingogirl1 wrote:
Damici wrote:
boingogirl1 wrote:
Damici wrote:
boingogirl1 wrote:
I use bridegroom when referring to my hubby…oh shit, i just used the forbidden word. I need to be punished.
Indeed you do . . .
Please stand by while I think up an appropriate “punishment.”
I’m waiting…
In the meantime, until “unfinished business” is taken care of (please urgently see thread entitled “I Can’t Wait”), your punishment shall consist of something along the lines of deep, heavy squats. Squats below parallel. Squats with somewhere between 80 and 90% of your 1RM. Squats done with your back arched, your head upright and your glutes burning. Squats until you find yourself “sleep-squatting” at night instead of sleepwalking.
This is merely a temporary solution to be used in the interim, out of respect to He Who Wishes to be Referred to Using the H-Word. Once that little piece of “business” that we’ve been discussing is taken care of and he is out of the picture, proper punishment complete with many sets and reps of bare-assed spankings and such, may commence . . . .
Please feel free to ask me any followup questions on how to properly perform your penance.
(Thank you).
Am I to assume you will be my trainer/spotter during this “punishment”?
[/quote]
Absolutely. Be aware, though, that although spotting of someone doing squats has historically been done with the hands on the person’s ribcage, most experts nowadays suggest that the safest way to spot is with the hands directly under the glutes. I think it was Waterbury, or Cressey, one of those guys mentioned it somewhere; I’m sure of it . . . 
And as for the “other” punishment, why I can’t think of anyone more appropriate than yours truly, can you . . . ?
[quote]Damici wrote:
boingogirl1 wrote:
Damici wrote:
boingogirl1 wrote:
Damici wrote:
boingogirl1 wrote:
I use bridegroom when referring to my hubby…oh shit, i just used the forbidden word. I need to be punished.
Indeed you do . . .
Please stand by while I think up an appropriate “punishment.”
I’m waiting…
In the meantime, until “unfinished business” is taken care of (please urgently see thread entitled “I Can’t Wait”), your punishment shall consist of something along the lines of deep, heavy squats. Squats below parallel. Squats with somewhere between 80 and 90% of your 1RM. Squats done with your back arched, your head upright and your glutes burning. Squats until you find yourself “sleep-squatting” at night instead of sleepwalking.
This is merely a temporary solution to be used in the interim, out of respect to He Who Wishes to be Referred to Using the H-Word. Once that little piece of “business” that we’ve been discussing is taken care of and he is out of the picture, proper punishment complete with many sets and reps of bare-assed spankings and such, may commence . . . .
Please feel free to ask me any followup questions on how to properly perform your penance.
(Thank you).
Am I to assume you will be my trainer/spotter during this “punishment”?
Absolutely. Be aware, though, that although spotting of someone doing squats has historically been done with the hands on the person’s ribcage, most experts nowadays suggest that the safest way to spot is with the hands directly under the glutes. I think it was Waterbury, or Cressey, one of those guys mentioned it somewhere; I’m sure of it . . .
And as for the “other” punishment, why I can’t think of anyone more appropriate than yours truly, can you . . . ?[/quote]
Well I think it would be beneficial to have my spotter keep his hands on the ribcage/chest area on the way down. Then supporting my glutes on the way up. This would ensure perfect form during my squat. Do you agree?
LOL boingogirl is such a tramp. You DO need a good spanking, young lady! I might caution you against having someone like me administer it, however. I heard somewhere that frequent use of thousand island dressing, latex straps, livestock, and properly placed hundred dollar bills can be taxing on even the most enduring and contrary of people. Truly, it’s a wonder I haven’t been sued in civil court by now… by some lonely housewife’s… HUBBY!!!
RAAARRR!!! 
LOLOLOLOLMAO IM SO ICYHOT FRESH!!!1!!11!
Come on Damici, bring the firepower!
[quote]IL Cazzo wrote:
Could we also ban the word “fricken”? It’s not funny, and does not carry the weight of “fucking” or it’s friendlier cousin, “friggin.” It makes adults sound like some slack jawed yokel from Alabammi. [/quote]
Good God yes. We certainly wouldn’t want to get rid of “fuck” “fucking” “fucker” or any other version because then half of the people on this forum wouldn’t be able to communicate with one another. Good call.
Profanity is the sign of a weak mind trying to express itself forcefully.
Let the flames begin.
FatSensei
[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
LOL boingogirl is such a tramp. You DO need a good spanking, young lady! I might caution you against having someone like me administer it, however. I heard somewhere that frequent use of thousand island dressing, latex straps, livestock, and properly placed hundred dollar bills can be taxing on even the most enduring and contrary of people. Truly, it’s a wonder I haven’t been sued in civil court by now… by some lonely housewife’s… HUBBY!!!
Mwoo-ha-ha! MWOOO-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
RAAARRR!!! LOLOLOLOLMAO IM SO ICYHOT FRESH!!!1!!11!
Come on Damici, bring the firepower! :)[/quote]
(Sigh). Lothario, you have just revealed yourself as a rank amateur by, for one thing, trying to seduce a girl by offering to douse her in . . . salad dressing. SALAD DRESSING. Are you not aware of the more obviously sensual food options that women would much prefer?! Good God! I’m not about to spell them out for you and give you any more help than you deserve.
And livestock? Livestock?? BEFORE you even get her naked you’re suggesting livestock?? At this tender stage in a “courtship,” the wildest animal one can get away with proposing is a snapping turtle. Anything beyond a mere snapping turtle at this stage and you’ll have the poor girl fastening her chastity belt and running for the hills. (As I’m sure Boingogirl1 is about to illustrate for you).
NOW, on to the more pressing matter at hand, you estrogen-laden, no-game-having, sorry excuse for a “man” . . . You saw what happened to Uday and Qusay? Well, no more need be said on this subject. Be very afraid, and poison my threads no more!
I must say, I’m so proud to have discovered such a deep, grassroots base of support for the idea of banning that godforsaken “word” for a male spouse. It almost brings me to (sniff) tears!
Someday, if I ever do get married ('twil never happen, but humor me; I’m waxing poetic here), by that time the ammendment to the Constitution will be in place and I will never have to worry about my wife (WOW, that word scares me) ever using “that word” on me. And if she does, she will be sent immediately to Guantanamo for beatings. At least now I can rest easy at night with that knowledge.
Dearest Lothario,
Thousand Island dressing is known to cause a rash…to much acidity. I would suggest more like Italian dressing. It has a great flavor, good for the skin and it tends to help out certain situations that require things to be slippery. I prefer leather over latex…again the whole rash thing. I’m not so sure about the livestock part, unless you are talking about cooking up some bad ass t-bones before playing hide (on body) and seek (with tongue) with that hundy. Ohh the places a little piece of green paper can go.
Now a tramp would do this on a blind date, however I would save this for at least the third.
[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
LOL boingogirl is such a tramp. You DO need a good spanking, young lady! I might caution you against having someone like me administer it, however. I heard somewhere that frequent use of thousand island dressing, latex straps, livestock, and properly placed hundred dollar bills can be taxing on even the most enduring and contrary of people. Truly, it’s a wonder I haven’t been sued in civil court by now… by some lonely housewife’s… HUBBY!!!
RAAARRR!!! LOLOLOLOLMAO IM SO ICYHOT FRESH!!!1!!11!
Come on Damici, bring the firepower! :)[/quote]
I concur, except for the snapping turtle. I can’t bring home the bite marks.
[quote]Damici wrote:
lothario1132 wrote:
LOL boingogirl is such a tramp. You DO need a good spanking, young lady! I might caution you against having someone like me administer it, however. I heard somewhere that frequent use of thousand island dressing, latex straps, livestock, and properly placed hundred dollar bills can be taxing on even the most enduring and contrary of people. Truly, it’s a wonder I haven’t been sued in civil court by now… by some lonely housewife’s… HUBBY!!!
Mwoo-ha-ha! MWOOO-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
RAAARRR!!! LOLOLOLOLMAO IM SO ICYHOT FRESH!!!1!!11!
Come on Damici, bring the firepower!
(Sigh). Lothario, you have just revealed yourself as a rank amateur by, for one thing, trying to seduce a girl by offering to douse her in . . . salad dressing. SALAD DRESSING. Are you not aware of the more obviously sensual food options that women would much prefer?! Good God! I’m not about to spell them out for you and give you any more help than you deserve.
And livestock? Livestock?? BEFORE you even get her naked you’re suggesting livestock?? At this tender stage in a “courtship,” the wildest animal one can get away with proposing is a snapping turtle. Anything beyond a mere snapping turtle at this stage and you’ll have the poor girl fastening her chastity belt and running for the hills. (As I’m sure Boingogirl1 is about to illustrate for you).
NOW, on to the more pressing matter at hand, you estrogen-laden, no-game-having, sorry excuse for a “man” . . . You saw what happened to Uday and Qusay? Well, no more need be said on this subject. Be very afraid, and poison my threads no more![/quote]
[quote]boingogirl1 wrote:
I concur, except for the snapping turtle. I can’t bring home the bite marks.
Damici wrote:
lothario1132 wrote:
LOL boingogirl is such a tramp. You DO need a good spanking, young lady! I might caution you against having someone like me administer it, however. I heard somewhere that frequent use of thousand island dressing, latex straps, livestock, and properly placed hundred dollar bills can be taxing on even the most enduring and contrary of people. Truly, it’s a wonder I haven’t been sued in civil court by now… by some lonely housewife’s… HUBBY!!!
Mwoo-ha-ha! MWOOO-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
RAAARRR!!! LOLOLOLOLMAO IM SO ICYHOT FRESH!!!1!!11!
Come on Damici, bring the firepower!
(Sigh). Lothario, you have just revealed yourself as a rank amateur by, for one thing, trying to seduce a girl by offering to douse her in . . . salad dressing. SALAD DRESSING. Are you not aware of the more obviously sensual food options that women would much prefer?! Good God! I’m not about to spell them out for you and give you any more help than you deserve.
And livestock? Livestock?? BEFORE you even get her naked you’re suggesting livestock?? At this tender stage in a “courtship,” the wildest animal one can get away with proposing is a snapping turtle. Anything beyond a mere snapping turtle at this stage and you’ll have the poor girl fastening her chastity belt and running for the hills. (As I’m sure Boingogirl1 is about to illustrate for you).
NOW, on to the more pressing matter at hand, you estrogen-laden, no-game-having, sorry excuse for a “man” . . . You saw what happened to Uday and Qusay? Well, no more need be said on this subject. Be very afraid, and poison my threads no more!
[/quote]
Damn! Married women and their practical limitations . . . ! We shall nix the turtle for now, then. And bear in mind: melted chocolate, when kept at the proper warm temperature, is SUUUUUCH a better lubricant than any salad dressing! (That’s why it’s the sauce of choice for females asses. Trust me – it’s in the Constitution)!
Damici, Boingogirl,
I was all for the elimination of “hubby” and supporting the thread, but don’t you think you two should just get a room and end this hijack so we can turn to the more serious matter at hand?
[quote]TShaw wrote:
Damici, Boingogirl,
I was all for the elimination of “hubby” and supporting the thread, but don’t you think you two should just get a room and end this hijack so we can turn to the more serious matter at hand?
;-)[/quote]
Sorry about that TShaw, I apologize. Even leaders have their attention diverted sometimes; think Bill and his Monica. We shall indeed get a room in the “PM Hotel.” (Oh, and Boingogirl1, don’t take that as any kind of literal analogy – you’re WAAAAAAY hotter than Monica).
NOW, thank you for refocusing me, TShaw. I just asked a friend (who’s been married about 3 years) about use of that word of ill-repute. I asked him if his wife ever called him that and his face got all contorted and his eyes squinted and he said, “WHAT??!?!?” and explained that he would immediately file for divorce, and start cheating before the divorce was even final, if she ever referred to him in that way. Those with a brain (and at least a drop or two of testosterone) know better.
[quote]Damici wrote:
(Sigh). Lothario, you have just revealed yourself as a rank amateur by, for one thing, trying to seduce a girl by offering to douse her in . . . salad dressing. SALAD DRESSING. Are you not aware of the more obviously sensual food options that women would much prefer?! Good God! I’m not about to spell them out for you and give you any more help than you deserve.[/quote]
What can I say? I will not apologize for your inexperience. Yes… salad dressing, my good man. It’s weird and wonderful. Just ask my friend Billy, the goat.
HEY Hey hey!! Goats need love too. No turtles… they don’t like salad dressing. I have two large geckos that are quite friendly, however… should one of my victims have some kind of phobia to reptiles that I could explore.
I ain’t scared, sorry. HUUUUUUUUBBEEEEE!!! Hubby hubby hubby! I like my new Damici call. Now where’s my camoflage pants? Can’t go hunting in slacks…
[quote]boingogirl1 wrote:
Dearest Lothario,
Thousand Island dressing is known to cause a rash…to much acidity. I would suggest more like Italian dressing. It has a great flavor, good for the skin and it tends to help out certain situations that require things to be slippery. I prefer leather over latex…again the whole rash thing. I’m not so sure about the livestock part, unless you are talking about cooking up some bad ass t-bones before playing hide (on body) and seek (with tongue) with that hundy. Ohh the places a little piece of green paper can go.
Now a tramp would do this on a blind date, however I would save this for at least the third.
[/quote]
LOL you’re cute. Don’t worry, the thousand island dressing isn’t on you long enough to cause a rash. Shame about your latex allergy, though. Leather just doesn’t have the necessary stretching property. I guess I could go back to being old-fashioned for a little while… after all, you are married, and that makes it more fun and naughty.
[quote]fatsensei wrote:
"Good God yes. We certainly wouldn’t want to get rid of “fuck” “fucking” “fucker” or any other version because then half of the people on this forum wouldn’t be able to communicate with one another. Good call.
Profanity is the sign of a weak mind trying to express itself forcefully.
Let the flames begin.
FatSensei[/quote]
No flame, but Fuck and it’s family are words. Fuck is a word. Fornication Under Consent of the King.
Frick is not a word. What the fuck is a frick?
As far as profanity being used by weak minds…I’ve heard some pretty smart people say profane words. Using $10 words is also a sign of a weak mind.