Pch2's Adventures

Ladies and Gentleman we have some goals.

The guys are competing Saturday in the Ohio Grappling Challenge. I’m broken and feel too new, so no competing for me, but I’m going to go watch.

What I am going to do is compete in the next one. It’s Jan 17th by then I should be whole again, and I’ll have 5 months of BJJ under my belt. So, by then I need to have a game plan and be under 135lbs (there are two weight classes below and above 135, I can hit 135 and not have to worry about the 200lb monster women the guys speak of).

It’s gonna be a fun ride kids!

Cool!

Um…in the ‘thread killer’ thread you alluded to another adventure (involving slutty cowgirls and cop cars). Let’s derail the training stuff for a bit and post some of that, eh?

[quote]LightsOutLuthor wrote:
Um…in the ‘thread killer’ thread you alluded to another adventure (involving slutty cowgirls and cop cars). Let’s derail the training stuff for a bit and post some of that, eh?[/quote]

Halloween wasn’t actually all that adventure filled. We went to an apt party that sucked, then the warehouse district. There were a lot of very drunk people out.

We didn’t get in any trouble, but just asked a cop to give us rides home (a cab from downtown to lakewood gets expensive). With just a little begging it worked.

On a high note, I’ve discovered that darker beers are actually good. I’ve been a girly drink type so far, but I’m thinking I just may transition over to snobby beers.

[quote]pch2 wrote:
On a high note, I’ve discovered that darker beers are actually good. I’ve been a girly drink type so far, but I’m thinking I just may transition over to snobby beers.[/quote]

Welcome to my world then. :smiley:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
LightsOutLuthor wrote:
Um…in the ‘thread killer’ thread you alluded to another adventure (involving slutty cowgirls and cop cars). Let’s derail the training stuff for a bit and post some of that, eh?

Halloween wasn’t actually all that adventure filled. We went to an apt party that sucked, then the warehouse district. There were a lot of very drunk people out.

We didn’t get in any trouble, but just asked a cop to give us rides home (a cab from downtown to lakewood gets expensive). With just a little begging it worked.

On a high note, I’ve discovered that darker beers are actually good. I’ve been a girly drink type so far, but I’m thinking I just may transition over to snobby beers.[/quote]

Well, that’s still a good story, nonetheless. Begging from guys for a ride home whilst drunk would have not been pretty, but for ladies, it’s charming.

Darker beers are how I deal with HATING most wine. I can be a beer snob and actually enjoy drinking and experimenting with them instead of sloshing around some spoiled grape juice. :slight_smile:

(watch the calories in some of 'em though).

Well, y’all should come on over - way over. I live in Germany and would be more than happy to by y’all some beer… :slight_smile: It’s often cheaper than the water, you know.

[quote]pch2 wrote:
LightsOutLuthor wrote:
Um…in the ‘thread killer’ thread you alluded to another adventure (involving slutty cowgirls and cop cars). Let’s derail the training stuff for a bit and post some of that, eh?

Halloween wasn’t actually all that adventure filled. We went to an apt party that sucked, then the warehouse district. There were a lot of very drunk people out.

We didn’t get in any trouble, but just asked a cop to give us rides home (a cab from downtown to lakewood gets expensive). With just a little begging it worked.

On a high note, I’ve discovered that darker beers are actually good. I’ve been a girly drink type so far, but I’m thinking I just may transition over to snobby beers.[/quote]

Please don’t say you were drinking Bud Lime.

So, I’m going to sound like an asshole and a bit stupid, but I think we’ve already established that I am a bit of both I don’t need to hear scoldings.

A few weeks ago we went out the the flats, and while walking to the car two guys asked for a ride home. I’m plastered and my friend is a bit of a pushover thus I say sure and she agrees.

We get to her car, which is a huge black Land Rover with dark tinted windows. The guys get in the back and we start driving. At which point I look over at Katie and tell her to lock the doors. I then reached into my purse pulled out a butterfly knife turned around and said to the guys in my most adorable voice ‘It’s so cute how you guys are willing to trust strangers.’ The looks on their faces was priceless.

[quote]pch2 wrote:
We get to her car, which is a huge black Land Rover with dark tinted windows. The guys get in the back and we start driving. At which point I look over at Katie and tell her to lock the doors. I then reached into my purse pulled out a butterfly knife turned around and said to the guys in my most adorable voice ‘It’s so cute how you guys are willing to trust strangers.’ The looks on their faces was priceless.

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ROFL… you are my hero!

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Please don’t say you were drinking Bud Lime.[/quote]

I can’t say that I’ve ever had that one.

[quote]pch2 wrote:
LightsOutLuthor wrote: Begging from guys for a ride home whilst drunk would have not been pretty, but for ladies, it’s charming.

So, I’m going to sound like an asshole and a bit stupid, but I think we’ve already established that I am a bit of both I don’t need to hear scoldings.

A few weeks ago we went out the the flats, and while walking to the car two guys asked for a ride home. I’m plastered and my friend is a bit of a pushover thus I say sure and she agrees.

We get to her car, which is a huge black Land Rover with dark tinted windows. The guys get in the back and we start driving. At which point I look over at Katie and tell her to lock the doors. I then reached into my purse pulled out a butterfly knife turned around and said to the guys in my most adorable voice ‘It’s so cute how you guys are willing to trust strangers.’ The looks on their faces was priceless.

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No, I’m pretty sure that is an example of what they call on the internet “PURE WIN”.

[quote]pch2 wrote:
…I then reached into my purse pulled out a butterfly knife turned around and said to the guys in my most adorable voice ‘It’s so cute how you guys are willing to trust strangers.’ The looks on their faces was priceless. [/quote]

You’re a sick twist, pch2.

How I wish I’d gone out with you that night you invited me.


Since it’s a week out until the guys compete we’re just going over little details that coach thinks we need. We went over how to stay safe in closed guard, an open, and the knee drive pass. For each of these he came around and nitpicked little holes in our game ie the angle at which your foot is.

I did the drills, and the warm-ups that didn’t involve me being on my back. My rib just feels warm now and not really painful. It only really hurts if I curl up and roll on it (butterfly guard pass where you elevate the person as in the picture) and when I’m squeezed.

While the guys rolled I wrote details and watched. No one’s really going hard at anything since no one wants to be injured so close to a competition.

Watching proved to be entertaining, Clark (dd met him) got pantsed. The kids got a great ass, too bad he’s so young and conservative.

[quote]pch2 wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
Please don’t say you were drinking Bud Lime.

I can’t say that I’ve ever had that one. [/quote]

please dont.

bud light with lime=yummm
bud lime= dissapointment in a bottle wraped in lime flavor

[quote]pch2 wrote:

Watching proved to be entertaining, Clark (dd met him) got pantsed. The kids got a great ass, too bad he’s so young and conservative. [/quote]

Last comment makes me wonder about your SAMA thread…

[quote]ComixGuy wrote:
pch2 wrote:

Watching proved to be entertaining, Clark (dd met him) got pantsed. The kids got a great ass, too bad he’s so young and conservative.

Last comment makes me wonder about your SAMA thread…
[/quote]

If you read what I wrote in the thread, you’ll realize that’s not really my cup of tea.

[quote]pch2 wrote:
ComixGuy wrote:
pch2 wrote:

Watching proved to be entertaining, Clark (dd met him) got pantsed. The kids got a great ass, too bad he’s so young and conservative.

Last comment makes me wonder about your SAMA thread…

If you read what I wrote in the thread, you’ll realize that’s not really my cup of tea. [/quote]

Yep. Read it. And not mine either. Just looking for an opportune time to throw in something and to add to my post count.

Hope the ribs heal soon.

Wow 5-days. I didn’t mean to inadvertently kill this thread like I am going to with the other thread, heh.

However for me that would be par for the course.

[quote]ComixGuy wrote:
Wow 5-days. I didn’t mean to inadvertently kill this thread like I am going to with the other thread, heh.

However for me that would be par for the course.[/quote]

You didn’t kill it (like I’d let you win), I got a bit swamped. I’ll update tonite.