Chicken Fat : Freckle Face's Log

Time to move my training log from the privacy of my spiral journal to this forum. It’s probably safer here, really: no lies, no excuses, no room for self-delusion.

(Warning! Gross imagery follows.)
As I cut up two roasting chickens today and then scooped the solidified fat from the pan, I tried not to think about my own chicken fat, globby, lumpy, and visible through my skin. At my worst, I turn my own stomach much like the solid chicken fat does. At my best, I forgive myself and look at what is delicious about me. (Lame!)

Up/down, up/down, up/down. There. Twenty years explained. Got motivated in 2007 and lost 30 pounds of fat (lifting medium, cardio and eating clean) and then gained most of it back over next 2 years (eating junk and drinking too much) At last annual gyn exam in Sept dr. tactfully said my protruding belly was partially due to a hormone thing so I had a three month no-baby belly and there was nothing I could do about it until estrogen stopped feeding my little problem. Nothing I can do? Partially due to? I was beginning to understand … went home and got busy.

Last four months of kicking my own ass went like this(thank you, Kimba, for encouragement to step out into the daylight):

5’2" 139 lbs to 127 lbs losing roughly…
Bust 3 1/2 in.
Waist 3 3/4 in.
Belly B 4 1/2 in.
Hips 2 1/4 in.
Thighs 1 1/4 in.
Bicep gained 1/2 in. …same strategy: medium lifting, intervals, better eating (still enjoy wine so improvement comes very slowly-looks like a lack of dedication, smells like a lack of dedication, could it be a lack of dedication?)

Working at home using dumbbells, bands, treadmill. Just about exhausted every combination of weights and it’s time to start going back to the gym. (I’m a pretty lazy homebody.) Went back to NROLW and am halfway through Stage 1. Trying to stay with it-tend to get distracted and do something different. Met 16 week goal for fat loss and inches. Exceeded it really. (Reduced BFP from 34% to 27% per lockonfitness. “Low” for my age but that only means at 52 I’m expected to have all kinds of extra visceral fat. That just makes me hungry!

Goals: next 4 months
Reduce BFP by 2%
Go to the gym!
Stop using DB’s for everything and start using BB for squats, good mornings, deadlifts.
Switch from band to machine for lat pulldowns
Do 5 real pushups (worked my way from dressor down to 2nd step)
Continue to increase strength slowly - not sure what I’m capable of
Do one pull-up (not doing assisted or anything now)
Rest right (see below-Glute-Leg circuit done too close to lifting days?)

This week looked like:
Sun & Wed - Glute-Leg Circuit - Katie Cole with Bret Contreras
Mon & Tues - NROLW
MON Deadlift w/ DB 30’s x10x3
Shoulder Pr w/ DB 18’s x 8 x 3 (I have to combine a 12 and a 6 DB to get 18 lbs)
Lat Pulldown Band looped over treadmill 15 x 4
Lunges - (clock) 12 DB - 8 reps each direction x 3 sets
Swiss Ball Crunch 12 DB x25x3
Reverse Crunches BW x 25 x 3
30 mins HIIT + 15 mins steady jog/walk

TUES Squat (switched to single leg last 2 sessions) 30 DB x10 x 3
Push-up 2nd step 6 x 3 (last week 3rd step 12 x 3)
Bent Over Row 22 DB’s x10 x 3 (combine 12 and 10 lb DB’s)(switched from band-seated rows)
Step-ups (2nd step) 18 DB’s x 12 x 2
Prone jackknife ball BW x 12 x 2
(added) Sumo squats 30 DB 15 x 2
(added) Upright Rows 16 DB’s x 8 x 2
HIIT 30 mins + 15 steady walk

Last week - NROLW per above 4 workouts plus Rachel Cosgrove’s Metabolic Circuit 2 x.

Ready for the onslaught. (Oh, please, oh, please, let there be an onslaught.)

FF, welcome and good on you for coming out and showing what you’ve got. You’ve certainly made a great start on the chicken fat.

It seems to me that you might be well served by transitioning from “medium” lifting to “heavier” lifting. NROLW was my very first book, and I think its a great program. But you are gonna need the squat rack, baby! Get thee to the gym! Or if the whole going to the gym business is a deal breaker, go get yourself an oly bar and a few plates. That wouldn’t cost much and would give you so many more options.

Just an observation, but if you are using the same strategy as “last time” and that didn’t end up sticking, might you consider some different options?

Kimba - how do you do that? Thanks for zeroing in on the crux (cruxes? cruxi?)so clearly and tactfully. The medium to heavy thing is exactly why I know I need to open the front door, get in car, turn key, drive 5.6 miles and bust ass.

Thinking the temporarily successful strategy was completely due to emotional factors, negative mental chatter, lack of another interesting place to focus my energies, and I’m kind of working on my own roller coaster - shit! did I just describe being female or being me, or was that a dump truck full of excuses? - I am so interested in what other options I might consider. Further thoughts?

I have been reading threads for hours each day over break. I’m half in love with so many of you regulars - you guys really show your personalities, connect with each other, and make this one of the most compelling places to be I’ve ever seen in a long time, either in real or virtual life. I love the commitment you all show, the fun, the nonsense and the no-nonsense. See what I mean about emotional factors? sheesh! lame! why don’t I just walk up to your lunch table and ask if you would all want to be my new friends.

Well, I’d suggest you drive the 5.6 miles to the gym, and do the NROLW program as written and as heavy as you are capable of until it stops working for you. Then pick something else, rinse and repeat.

Showing up for every training and working intensely are far more important than the specifics of any program. :slight_smile:

True that Kimba. She said it’s just laziness keeping her back.
Freckle face, if you can do it, get your ass to the gym. Onslaught begun. xxoo.

Consider yourself onslaughted. I enjoy your writing and hope that you’ll stick around long enough to trade your pudding cup for my rice krispie treat.

Nothing will make you look and feel younger than using your body, and the best way to use your body is to lift heavy (not that I’m biased or anything…)! Welcome!

lunch table day 1- while the others say, “yes sure, sit down!” I eyeball u silently. I don’t acknowledge you and go about my own business.

Days 2 - indefinite- pick on you as much as possible, to test your humor and attitude. When satisfied, I treat u like everyone else.

congrats on the progress so far… im eyeballin u, woman.

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
…I treat u like everyone else… [/quote]

So that means she’s mean and tells you to lift more, fyi.

Yeah, watch out for CBear - she’s the head cheerleader.

So welcome - there’s quite a few here who are on the wrong side of 40. You’ll get plenty of good advice. Good luck with your goals, and all that.

[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
Yeah, watch out for CBear - she’s the head cheerleader.
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Aww that’s not nice. The head cheerleader at my HS was a total dumbass and everyone avoided her.haha

[quote]rcfromdb wrote:

[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
Yeah, watch out for CBear - she’s the head cheerleader.
[/quote]

Aww that’s not nice. The head cheerleader at my HS was a total dumbass and everyone avoided her.haha[/quote]

My little sister was the head cheerleader…so, yeah, maybe all head cheerleaders are total dumbasses.

Hey there and welcome! I actually stole a lot of the stuff I do now from NROLW, so you’re in good company.

Good luck! I’ll be following along :slight_smile:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]rcfromdb wrote:

[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
Yeah, watch out for CBear - she’s the head cheerleader.
[/quote]

Aww that’s not nice. The head cheerleader at my HS was a total dumbass and everyone avoided her.haha[/quote]

My little sister was the head cheerleader…so, yeah, maybe all head cheerleaders are total dumbasses.[/quote]

hey. hey. HEY!!!

just bc the outfit looks good, doesnt mean im a dumbass!!!

Love it when you throw a party and lots of fun people show up!

Today: Ass to gym. Check! Can and did, Arachne.
Pushme-you prefer chocolate fudge or tapioca? (gag!) And I like my RKT smothered in peanut butter and chocolate, please. I mostly agree with you that using my body will make me feel younger, but I’d feel even younger if someone else used it! (Sorry, someone mentioned extra T and what it does to a girl … )

CBear, I always wanted my very own mean girl! I’m trying not to look back; must appear nonplussed.

I think, Cal, “cheerleader” is a euphemism for hard ass task mistress? Bring it.

Stage Notes: Setting: YMCA. All cardio machines cranking with mostly females. Free weight and machine area buzzing with only male drones. Enter Queen FF, gracefully approaches rack and selects her warm up bar to start RDL’s. The dance begins…
RDL’s BB 40x12 60x12 70x12
Shoulder Press DB 12’sx12 15’s x 10 20’s x 3 15’s x 5
Wide Grip Lat PD 55 x 12 55 x 10 55 x 10
Walking Lunges across gym 15’s x 18 steps 15’s x 16 steps x 2
Swiss Ball Crunch 25 plate x 15 x 2
Assisted Pull-ups lifting 15% of BW 10 x 2
Hanging Bent Knee Leg Raise 16 x 2
Upright Rows DB 15’s x 12 20’s x 5 15’s x 12

HIIT 30 mins interval (more like MIIT)

Inch by inch, it’s a cinch …

[quote]FreckleFace wrote:
Love it when you throw a party and lots of fun people show up!

Today: Ass to gym. Check! Can and did, Arachne.
Pushme-you prefer chocolate fudge or tapioca? (gag!) And I like my RKT smothered in peanut butter and chocolate, please. I mostly agree with you that using my body will make me feel younger, but I’d feel even younger if someone else used it! (Sorry, someone mentioned extra T and what it does to a girl … )

CBear, I always wanted my very own mean girl! I’m trying not to look back; must appear nonplussed.

I think, Cal, “cheerleader” is a euphemism for hard ass task mistress? Bring it.

Stage Notes: Setting: YMCA. All cardio machines cranking with mostly females. Free weight and machine area buzzing with only male drones. Enter Queen FF, gracefully approaches rack and selects her warm up bar to start RDL’s. The dance begins…
RDL’s BB 40x12 60x12 70x12
Shoulder Press DB 12’sx12 15’s x 10 20’s x 3 15’s x 5
Wide Grip Lat PD 55 x 12 55 x 10 55 x 10
Walking Lunges across gym 15’s x 18 steps 15’s x 16 steps x 2
Swiss Ball Crunch 25 plate x 15 x 2
Assisted Pull-ups lifting 15% of BW 10 x 2
Hanging Bent Knee Leg Raise 16 x 2
Upright Rows DB 15’s x 12 20’s x 5 15’s x 12

HIIT 30 mins interval (more like MIIT)

Inch by inch, it’s a cinch …

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rock. ON. Girl.

[quote]FreckleFace wrote:
Love it when you throw a party and lots of fun people show up![/quote]
and fortunately this is the interweb so nobody has to crash in your spare room or on the couch if we get too crazy.

did you say extra T??? well here i am…just saying welcome and nice to have you here. i’m fairly certain you speak of the other kind of T, but i thought i throw some of this T your way.

Cal, you mean those under 40 are on the wrong side, right? :wink: you know i’ve got nothing but love for you all over 40…and now we have a lady over 50…awesomeness! did i hear you like the fermented variety of grapes? let the oenophiles unite and prove you can have your vino and get lean too.

Cal, you mean those under 40 are on the wrong side, right? :wink: you know i’ve got nothing but love for you all over 40…and now we have a lady over 50…awesomeness! did i hear you like the fermented variety of grapes? let the oenophiles unite and prove you can have your vino and get lean too.[/quote]

Ha! Wrong side my dimpled ass!

I likes my grapes and I likes my hops. Likes my hops in a bottle stuffed with squeezed lime slices until it foams out the top. :slight_smile:

mmmmmmmmm hops. like brown ales and stouts. more deliciousness. no lime bears for me thanx. :)but Cbear will beat a person about the head to make them drink freakin lime water…

[quote]talenaah wrote:

and fortunately this is the interweb so nobody has to crash in your spare room or on the couch if we get too crazy. [/quote]

leans up and peeks over the back of the couch from her formerly reclined position, before she was SO rudely interrupted

T, darling, so glad you’ve arrived. Have a seat, love, and here’s your glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I was invited to this couch, damnit. I even took off my shoes.

[quote]talenaah also wrote:

but Cbear will beat a person about the head to make them drink freakin lime water… [/quote]

now tell me, dear, how long has it been since you’ve been sick? mmmhmmm. I haven’t been sick in… oh… YEARS.

[quote]FreckleFace wrote:
Likes my hops in a bottle stuffed with squeezed lime slices until it foams out the top. :slight_smile: [/quote]

Oh yes. we’ll be drinking. btw, i saw your warmup sets listed… methinks u forgot the working sets…

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

btw, i saw your warmup sets listed… methinks u forgot the working sets… [/quote]

Perhaps now you have an inkling of what you’ve gotten yourself into. :slight_smile: