[quote]Professor X wrote:
List of why old people suck:
Their houses smell like mothballs and feet.
Whenever they sit down they let out a “ungh…mmrph!” sound as if the act of sitting just disrupted some vital organs and just produced enough gas to light a stove for a month.
They start every sentence with, “I remember when…”…and then fall asleep right afterwards.
They started this forum.
There seemed to be some problem with getting threads started so hopefully this helps.
[quote]vroom wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
This is true. Altruism placed a value on ‘need’ and absence of character. It teaches that you destroy the strong and intelligent for the benefit of the lazy and stupid. Therefore each generation adopting this anti-morality is at a lower stage of dissolution.
Eventually, a dictatorship is required to keep the animals from tearing everything apart. Which is where we’re headed…
Old people can’t stop talking politics, even when it isn’t appropriate to the conversation…
Spare us the crazy theories you crazy old man or we’ll put you in a home![/quote]
LOL! Where do you think I am now?
I’ve been on vacation for a couple of weeks…missed you too, Vroom!!!
Hey, being an older guy, I’m starting to believe in speed tattlers on cars. Every time somebody goes over 80 mph, charge 'em 5 bucks. They got to pay when they go to renew their license. Can we just hear the anguished screams at the DMV now? Sweet, sweet music!!
Derek, you forgot the most important benefit of being an old dude. When your fit at 35 and up you can lay it down so damn good you can make a porn star envious.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
List of why old people suck:
Their houses smell like mothballs and feet.
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I volunteer in a homeless shelter and it too has a unique smell. No place else smells like a homeless shelter and I’ve visited several delivering food or driving people to the doctor. Wierd how smells get attached to places.
