Oh What Dbaggery Is This?

Came up with a few more over the night:

Thriller
P. Nile
Train Train
Craven Morecock
Johnny B. Badass
Captain Virtuosity
The Jetsons: Yeah that’s right, my name is the fucking Jetsons.
Puff Daddy

Enjoy.

“TC”

The Count

(and a nod to T-Nation)

The Jetsons!!!

The Future of Muscle Building.

How about El Guapo?

or maybe Assman

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
The Jetsons!!!

The Future of Muscle Building.[/quote]

Internet high 5

Massa, but only when there aren’t any black people in the gym
Jeremiah Johnson
Vlad
Duckbutter
DeeBag
The Goddamn Batman
etc.

Bob

A Germanic-sounding name could work -

Jergen Hoff

It’s official…because I stalled so long on picking a name, one was chosen for me. I am Raven.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
It’s official…because I stalled so long on picking a name, one was chosen for me. I am Raven.

[/quote]

Cause you are black? That is profiling and profiling is wrong.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
It’s official…because I stalled so long on picking a name, one was chosen for me. I am Raven.

[/quote]

Can you change it to Raving?

LMAO I don’t think I’ll want someone named Raven training me :slight_smile:
To be fair, I won’t want Hawk, Flex or Turbo (er, maybe Turbo) training me either.

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
LMAO I don’t think I’ll want someone named Raven training me :slight_smile:
To be fair, I won’t want Hawk, Flex or Turbo (er, maybe Turbo) training me either.[/quote]

Uh, my name’s not Hawk, Flex, or Turbo. Can I train you?

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
LMAO I don’t think I’ll want someone named Raven training me :slight_smile:
To be fair, I won’t want Hawk, Flex or Turbo (er, maybe Turbo) training me either.[/quote]

And no, that’s not me in my avatar…yet.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
LMAO I don’t think I’ll want someone named Raven training me :slight_smile:
To be fair, I won’t want Hawk, Flex or Turbo (er, maybe Turbo) training me either.[/quote]

And no, that’s not me in my avatar…yet.[/quote]

It’s a good thing that you added this disclosure. You were gonna be fired before you were hired.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
It’s official…because I stalled so long on picking a name, one was chosen for me. I am Raven.

[/quote]

Do you need to wear a Raven-themed outfit? Or is it a name tag or a special shirt?

Actually, make up your own shirts
“Raven - trainer of the darkside. Are you worthy?”

Might as well ham it up.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
It’s official…because I stalled so long on picking a name, one was chosen for me. I am Raven.

[/quote]
At least you have a theme song.

At least let me have a decent them song.

[quote]giterdone wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
It’s official…because I stalled so long on picking a name, one was chosen for me. I am Raven.

[/quote]

Do you need to wear a Raven-themed outfit? Or is it a name tag or a special shirt?

Actually, make up your own shirts
“Raven - trainer of the darkside. Are you worthy?”

Might as well ham it up.[/quote]

I like this. They are really going to hate me now.

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
LMAO I don’t think I’ll want someone named Raven training me :slight_smile:
To be fair, I won’t want Hawk, Flex or Turbo (er, maybe Turbo) training me either.[/quote]

And no, that’s not me in my avatar…yet.[/quote]

It’s a good thing that you added this disclosure. You were gonna be fired before you were hired.[/quote]

That’s the look we’re all striving for around here.