Oh What Dbaggery Is This?

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
It’s official…because I stalled so long on picking a name, one was chosen for me. I am Raven.

[/quote]

Cause you are black? That is profiling and profiling is wrong. [/quote]

Damn, and I let them play me like that. They are basically saying “Blacky”, huh?

Damn, homie.

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
LMAO I don’t think I’ll want someone named Raven training me :slight_smile:
To be fair, I won’t want Hawk, Flex or Turbo (er, maybe Turbo) training me either.[/quote]

I’ll let you pick whatever name from this thread you want…and only you can call me that during our sessions.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
It’s official…because I stalled so long on picking a name, one was chosen for me. I am Raven.

[/quote]

Cause you are black? That is profiling and profiling is wrong. [/quote]

Damn, and I let them play me like that. They are basically saying “Blacky”, huh?

Damn, homie.[/quote]

They were probably thinking to call you that, but Blacky sounds so… Italian mafia.

Blacky the Bookie :slight_smile:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
It’s official…because I stalled so long on picking a name, one was chosen for me. I am Raven.

[/quote]
Once upon a midnight dreary…

You still in Columbus?

What part of town is this ‘spa’ in? Sounds familiar …

[quote]frankjl wrote:
You still in Columbus?

What part of town is this ‘spa’ in? Sounds familiar …[/quote]

Those names are terrible. How in the world is he gonna fit all that on a name tag?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]giterdone wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
It’s official…because I stalled so long on picking a name, one was chosen for me. I am Raven.

[/quote]

Do you need to wear a Raven-themed outfit? Or is it a name tag or a special shirt?

Actually, make up your own shirts
“Raven - trainer of the darkside. Are you worthy?”

Might as well ham it up.[/quote]

I like this. They are really going to hate me now.

[/quote]

After a couple of weeks, when they are used to the shirts, I think you should start wearing a black cape…or perhaps a black feather boa. Maybe a mask.

So have you quit yet? Maybe started sending in your resume to other gyms in the area?

Oh, and for the record, you’ll forever be known, not as Ct. Rockula, but Raven around here from now on. Get used to it.

Say “nevermore”
c’mon I know you wanna

The only Ravens I’ve ever known were women.

I guess that’s not too much of a stretch for a big black creature of the night.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
The only Ravens I’ve ever known were women.

[/quote]

Ray Lewis tends to disagree…

Cough NeverMore cough

[quote]frankjl wrote:
You still in Columbus?

What part of town is this ‘spa’ in? Sounds familiar …[/quote]

I miss Columbus, man. I’m up in NW Ohio now. pretty much all over the 419.

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
It’s official…because I stalled so long on picking a name, one was chosen for me. I am Raven.

[/quote]

Cause you are black? That is profiling and profiling is wrong. [/quote]

Damn, and I let them play me like that. They are basically saying “Blacky”, huh?

Damn, homie.[/quote]

They were probably thinking to call you that, but Blacky sounds so… Italian mafia.

Blacky the Bookie :)[/quote]

I’ll put you in my Black Book.

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

High Fives TN bros

[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:

[quote]frankjl wrote:
You still in Columbus?

What part of town is this ‘spa’ in? Sounds familiar …[/quote]

Those names are terrible. How in the world is he gonna fit all that on a name tag?[/quote]

At first I was like WTF

Then I was like ROFL

[quote]giterdone wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]giterdone wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
It’s official…because I stalled so long on picking a name, one was chosen for me. I am Raven.

[/quote]

Do you need to wear a Raven-themed outfit? Or is it a name tag or a special shirt?

Actually, make up your own shirts
“Raven - trainer of the darkside. Are you worthy?”

Might as well ham it up.[/quote]

I like this. They are really going to hate me now.

[/quote]

After a couple of weeks, when they are used to the shirts, I think you should start wearing a black cape…or perhaps a black feather boa. Maybe a mask.[/quote]

Eventually a sleeveless funeral suit

[quote]polo77j wrote:
So have you quit yet? Maybe started sending in your resume to other gyms in the area?

Oh, and for the record, you’ll forever be known, not as Ct. Rockula, but Raven around here from now on. Get used to it.[/quote]

The leisurely aspect of my job is too profound for resignation.

I am the Axe weilding Raven, huh? Eh, I can deal with that. But, in formal settings I am The Count.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
The only Ravens I’ve ever known were women.

I guess that’s not too much of a stretch for a big black creature of the night.[/quote]

I will devour you.

Ask to change it to Revan.
It’s close to Raven and also the name of the baddass sith lord/jedi from the KOTOR.

How bad is it that the Raven I think of first is…

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