Whitey?
A dude just called himsrlf “Thunder”…I’m taking the rest of the day off.
ROFL
Maybe I’ll return as Fefe.
Fucking Tools…“I’m Thunder” No Brah, you’re 185 pounds and a high pitched voice.
I vote for Tiny.
My wife worked with a guy in Kentucky who was about 6’6" and well over 300 lbs. His nickname was Tiny. When she asked him why they called him Tiny, he said “Ma’am, because I’m the smallest one in my family.” She never found out if he was serious.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
OverDose is win.[/quote]
I went to Starbucks last night. Normally I just a get a large black coffee, but this time I ordered one of those ass-pirate drinks (latte) so they would ask me what my name is and then call it out when it’s ready. You guessed it; I told them my name was RapeAxe.
I said it really quickly, the douche at the counter said “Pardon?” and I looked at him like his fucking nose just fell off his face and he had insulted my mother and said, slowly this time, “RapeAxe”. When it was ready, they called out “Rapicks, venti latte for Rapicks!”
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
OverDose is win.[/quote]
When your clients ask what you overdosed on, this has lots of potential.
“I overdosed on love”
“I overdosed on Pain”
“I overdosed on my own jism”
“I overdosed on the ghey”
“I overdosed on squats, which is why we now have these lameass names.” (except for your name, of course)
You should develop a French accent and say your name is Big Gay. You could explain that it’s just how you pronounce Big Guy… I think that would be brilliant. Then you could be mocking their stupid name game with every word you speak in your cheesy french accent.
How about Pumpey the Trainer Man?
You could even have your own theme song:
I’m Pumpey the Trainer Man!
I count reps as best I can.
I think I’m stronger than Tate,
But can hardly lift two plates -
I’m Pumpey the trainer man!
TOOT! TOOT!
It’s just stupid enough to actually work at your spa.
How about Big McLargeHuge. Or any combination of Big, Large, Huge and Mc. McBig LargeHuge, Large McHugeBig, etc. You could change your name everyday for 3 weeks and no one would probably even realize.
Squat o’tron
Big Guns
Assman
Sally
Yo’ mama
Bench-osaurus Rex
Mortimer Langsbury
Edgeworth Farthington
Reginald Kensington
Maximilian Flasheart
Why would they do this to you? Don’t they realize how stupid it is? Are you being punished?
I vote for Jesus. And then ask your clients if they’re ready to get fucked.
How about Courage Wolf? You’d have a bunch of motivational slogans already made for you.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
OverDose is win.[/quote]
I went to Starbucks last night. Normally I just a get a large black coffee, but this time I ordered one of those ass-pirate drinks (latte) so they would ask me what my name is and then call it out when it’s ready. You guessed it; I told them my name was RapeAxe.
I said it really quickly, the douche at the counter said “Pardon?” and I looked at him like his fucking nose just fell off his face and he had insulted my mother and said, slowly this time, “RapeAxe”. When it was ready, they called out “Rapicks, venti latte for Rapicks!” [/quote]
Awesome.
I’m trying to work Rape Axe into my vocab too.
Sounds a lot like “Ray Packs”, so it could fly.
so you work in a American gladiators themed gym?
No one has said the obvious?
ALUCARD
Well if Rape Axe is a no go, then how about “Turd Ferguson”… or just throw 'em a curve ball and go with Ray Pax.
[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
No one has said the obvious?
ALUCARD[/quote]
WHY…
was your post so insufferably long? But yeah. ALUCARD …“Alucard (or “Dracula” spelled backwards) is the long lost son of the Count. He is half human, half vampire, as his mother was a mortal. Although he served his father, he was soon convinced that spreading his father’s evil was wrong, and joined Trevor Belmont in his fight. He uses a Ball of Destruction as his main weapon.” Cool.
Hey Nancy-- you get a name yet?
Ginger
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Hey Nancy-- you get a name yet?[/quote]
Yeah. He’s going with Turd Ferguson.