Ben Flexin
Repmiester Fuller
Buffy
Pusher
Buff Trainor
Rep Checker
Duke of Dips
Earl of Buffdom
Sulton of Sweat
The Pain Station
Ruff Dawg
Secret - Strong enough for a man but made for a woman
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
“Sir Edgewick Mansport”.
Refuse to answer any training questions. Instead, always mention your goal of “sailing 'round the Horn”. Make random references to textiles and/or spices. When asked to inspect and correct form, pull out a sextant and aim it at the trainee as they lift. [/quote]
LMAO
THE NECK /thread, if that doesnt satisfy you how about virgin sodomizer or sisqo.
Ct. man, I’m sorry I’m late to the party. That story was fuckin’ fantastic. I applaude you for not laughing and ridiculing your fellow co-workers. My ass would’ve been all OVER the gayness of it all
But I like Percy or Peanut for you…so those are my votes
Meechele big black guy from Dodge Ball.
Lil’ Dick
“BLOODSuckah!”
Of course, you have to say this in the loudest, most exaggerated ‘blacksploitation’ stereotype voice/tone everytime you say it.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Dick fountain.
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[quote]dianab wrote:
[quote]bluefingas wrote:
Jim Wendler
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oh fucking LOL, good one!
WTF does a spa need trainers for anyways? To help with pedicures?[/quote]
That was sarcasm, lover. It’s an actual gym.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
“BLOODSuckah!”
Of course, you have to say this in the loudest, most exaggerated ‘blacksploitation’ stereotype voice/tone everytime you say it.[/quote]
Ahmz Da Bludd Suckah, SUCKA!!!
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Ct. man, I’m sorry I’m late to the party. That story was fuckin’ fantastic. I applaude you for not laughing and ridiculing your fellow co-workers. My ass would’ve been all OVER the gayness of it all
But I like Percy or Peanut for you…so those are my votes[/quote]
Oh, I did laugh. I went to an areobics room and had a hell of an ab workout. I laughed most at “Hawk” who is the cardio bunny of our gym that only does spin classes.
I was forced to throw away my rape axe name tag.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I was forced to throw away my rape axe name tag.
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Too bad, Quincy.
SCATMAN
To drag the attention away from the hilarious name picking, I’d just like to say how FUCKED and absolutely unprofessional this is. How are people this stupid to not say no to a decision like this in a split second. Are the trainers at your gym 12 years old? I would be disgusted.
Pick a name like Yayo, or Big Boss like mentioned before. Just weird enough so that a whole lot of people wouldn’t know what it really meant and make it uncomfortable to say. Just ruin the whole thing. Also, patronize the other trainers when you call them their little make pretend names.
Love how they picked the option that in no way requires them to have any skill, knowledge, or talent. You know they wouldn’t go for the shirt color thing, because that would immediately label a whole lot of them as the garbage trainers that they are.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I was forced to throw away my rape axe name tag.
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Burn that fucking gym to the ground.
Here’s some more suggestions:
Sexually Aroused
Peaking
OutonParole
Horny
Lunk
Kerley
Isabella
OntheVerge
OnEdge
Ejaculate
ClitoralHood
L.H. Oswald
Frapp
YourWorstFuckingNightmare
Batman
Fertilized
DrumStick
Overdose
Hemorrhage
Waiting
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Dick fountain.
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Haha. Nice. Now if you have a pic of RapeAx laying around that would be classic.
I’ve consolidated all of my other suggestions here for you since RapeAxe is officially out now. I’m sure you’ll find a good one from this list. I added a few more at the end. Also, since RapeAxe is out how about RaxeApe instead?
Decca
Smelling Salt
PED
Vampire
Bloodsucker
Mentally Disturbed
Huge
Twisted
Yayo
Slayer
Testosterone
RapeAxe
Magnum
Caligula
BiggerThanYou
McLiftin’
SeaMan
Areola
DB Cooper
Tiger Woods
Tiger’s Wood
Sally
Brain Aneurysm
ChinaWhite
Gash
Smoothie
Stiffie
Elizabeth
Wolverine
Escapee
Parolee
MIP
Felon
Carlos Manson
Colombian Necktie
Recovering
Spreading
Butter
Jello
Herb
Androgenous
Ambiguous
Ziggy
SuperDrol
hGH
Professor Y
Go!
Decaffeinated
Undercover
OverDose is win.
Bear Jew.