Have a beard, cannot confirm this statement.
Did someone seriously say that?
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Sounds like a pretty shallow group. 
Donāt forget that beards can be absolutely filthy. I hear some research has even found fecal matter in beards.
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Itās a uhhhā¦ very male dominant industry, full of āgood ol boysā whoāve all known eachother for decades. And yeah, pretty shallow. The only women are all (and i do mean ALL) ex military. Iām considered fucking weird because I dont drink often and dont like fishing. But gets glossed over, and I swear Iām not joking, because I can move a lot of heavy product quickly.
I usually just find the first guy drinking a Miller light because I know he isnt drinking to get shit faced, and hang out with them for the duration lol.
Yer just ask @flipcollar 
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I grow my beard over and over again, until itās really long, and then - no joke - Iāll eat soup and decide to shave it. It gets annoying at other times, but itās never a āget this off my faceā moment until I eat soup. I just cannot, no matter how carefully I sip from the spoon, stop the soup cascading down my chin and deep into the beard.
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Just drink that soup in a mug.
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Because the hard stuff came first haha
But yeah, some baijius would be more aptly named liquid fire
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I mean, if you have a beard and youāre not eating ass are you even living?
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I just figured out why beards are anabolic. This is the grand design. You will always have food with you so you never go catabolic.
@flipcollar if you want me to delete your secret please let me know.
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I found getting big and strong enough earns forgiveness here. I have told people āI have never been drunk before: I donāt know if I get violentā and people go āYeah: letās not find out if you turn into the Hulkā
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Iāll just play the small woman card. If Chinese societyās going to be sexist, might as well take advantage of it right?
Yes but also no because youāre in America
Youāre just lucky that you go to the nerd school and not the one across the street. Over there youād be on semester 1 of a 4 year Pabst blue ribbon bulk.
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For me it was an ice cream cone I felt like such an idiot
Well, in the states, I can play the allergy card
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Damn, so Iād only bench like 150lbs if I shaved?
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I just realized- beard would add a lot more than 40lbs to you bench if you were a woman 
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Iām relying on the beard to maintain my muscle right now. No gains. Just maintenance. Probably canāt hope for any more than that considering I havenāt lifted a weight in 2 months. Down to 185 lbs. Itāll be fun to balloon back up to 200+ once this is all over.
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Are you okay? Is the not lifting weights because of the pandemic or something else?
pandemic. I live in a big city in the US, and weāve had our gyms closed for awhile now. And I unfortunately didnāt have any home equipment. I actually did just get a few things, so weāll see if I can start some sort of program.
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