New GF is Throwing Monkey Wrench in my System

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[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]H factor wrote:
I hardly ever post here, but this is blowing my mind if you aren’t trolling.

  • Why do you train? Seriously? What for? You aren’t competing. I’m not competing. I train to get laid and looking great helps you get laid. You aren’t very old. And yet getting laid doesn’t seem to be a high priority. Not trying to be a dick, but this sounds like an actual problem. I’m not trying to say sex is everything, but young men should want sex.

  • You sound like the most stressed out person I’ve ever met. You’ve cheated once in 14 months or whatever you said? What the fuck does that mean? How tight is your asshole? You’re one of those guys that stopwatches his meals aren’t you? And you’re not competing so it makes no sense. Do you read this site? How much do you read professionals on this site talk about cutting back on stress. How much do you read about the benefits of cheating? Benefits for your body and mind. If you pulled the stick out of your ass I bet you’d see better results. And you’d be happier which brings me to my last point.

  • You don’t seem happy. At all. You have a maybe decent girlfriend (I can’t really tell) who wants you to relax because you are uptight as hell about something you do way less than I do anyways. You only have two friends and they don’t live nearby? Why? Why are you not out meeting people? You sound like you need some hobbies, and I’m not talking about training. Meet some guys, play some fantasy football or Xbox, make some friends. Let’s say you dedicate yourself and have the perfect body…then what? That doesn’t create happiness. I love lifting and I love looking good…but not nearly as much as my friends, family, fiance, job, etc. You should be healthy to enjoy those aspects of your life better. It sounds like you’re killing yourself and miserable as fuck, but won’t relax because this is “what you do.”

I don’t know if that will help out at all, but you inspired me to post and I pretty much never post on here. Just reading this blew my mind. Good luck if you aren’t trolling. And kudos on a good troll if you are. And you look too old to be wearing Hollister, Abercrombie anyways. Just saying. [/quote]

This reminds me of when someone asked me why do I modify my car so much. Why do you need it to go so fast. You can’t go that fast anywhere anyways, so why bother. People who ask that, will never understand, either about cars or bodybuilding.

I simply like knowing i have a superior car compared to you. I like knowing my supercharger cost probably as much as your whole car does. I like knowing at any given time, i can blow you car off the road like its standing still. same with bodybuilding. I like and take great joy in knowing, im physically bigger and stronger than you. That i can crush the life out of you at any time I choose. I like that feeling of being superior. Am i saying i am superior, No. But being bigger and stronger than 99.99% of the people on this planet gives me great joy.[/quote]

Who’s Dave btw?

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Life Partner, damn Stern how many times do I have to tell you man. [/quote]

haha! I thought you were joking DJ? =D

I thought RV was in to young girls and dead women, not men. Oo

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I guess romping on manass is exceptionally alpha.

Whodathunkit?

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[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
This reminds me of when someone asked me why do I modify my car so much. Why do you need it to go so fast. You can’t go that fast anywhere anyways, so why bother. People who ask that, will never understand, either about cars or bodybuilding.

I simply like knowing i have a superior car compared to you. I like knowing my supercharger cost probably as much as your whole car does. I like knowing at any given time, i can blow you car off the road like its standing still. same with bodybuilding. I like and take great joy in knowing, im physically bigger and stronger than you. That i can crush the life out of you at any time I choose. I like that feeling of being superior. Am i saying i am superior, No. But being bigger and stronger than 99.99% of the people on this planet gives me great joy.[/quote]

Some day, you’re going to get whacked off by some 130 lb kid and he’ll say (as he’s laying over your lifeless body), “Superior? no, no you’re not. Crush the life out of me at any time you want? No, no you didn’t.”[/quote]

only chance of that happening is with a baseball bat or attacking me from behind. given i have tons of experience in martial arts since age 9. i have done kickboxing and most recently submission wrestling. I can handle myself.

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[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
This reminds me of when someone asked me why do I modify my car so much. Why do you need it to go so fast. You can’t go that fast anywhere anyways, so why bother. People who ask that, will never understand, either about cars or bodybuilding.

I simply like knowing i have a superior car compared to you. I like knowing my supercharger cost probably as much as your whole car does. I like knowing at any given time, i can blow you car off the road like its standing still. same with bodybuilding. I like and take great joy in knowing, im physically bigger and stronger than you. That i can crush the life out of you at any time I choose. I like that feeling of being superior. Am i saying i am superior, No. But being bigger and stronger than 99.99% of the people on this planet gives me great joy.[/quote]

Some day, you’re going to get whacked off by some 130 lb kid and he’ll say (as he’s laying over your lifeless body), “Superior? no, no you’re not. Crush the life out of me at any time you want? No, no you didn’t.”[/quote]

Thats Dave his life partner he wacks him all the time.

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[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
This reminds me of when someone asked me why do I modify my car so much. Why do you need it to go so fast. You can’t go that fast anywhere anyways, so why bother. People who ask that, will never understand, either about cars or bodybuilding.

I simply like knowing i have a superior car compared to you. I like knowing my supercharger cost probably as much as your whole car does. I like knowing at any given time, i can blow you car off the road like its standing still. same with bodybuilding. I like and take great joy in knowing, im physically bigger and stronger than you. That i can crush the life out of you at any time I choose. I like that feeling of being superior. Am i saying i am superior, No. But being bigger and stronger than 99.99% of the people on this planet gives me great joy.[/quote]

Some day, you’re going to get whacked off by some 130 lb kid and he’ll say (as he’s laying over your lifeless body), “Superior? no, no you’re not. Crush the life out of me at any time you want? No, no you didn’t.”[/quote]

Yep…99.99% of the population is susceptible to bullets.

I’m putting Superman as that .01%

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Is this thread funny? Should I read it and recharge my lulz?

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[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
This reminds me of when someone asked me why do I modify my car so much. Why do you need it to go so fast. You can’t go that fast anywhere anyways, so why bother. People who ask that, will never understand, either about cars or bodybuilding.

I simply like knowing i have a superior car compared to you. I like knowing my supercharger cost probably as much as your whole car does. I like knowing at any given time, i can blow you car off the road like its standing still. same with bodybuilding. I like and take great joy in knowing, im physically bigger and stronger than you. That i can crush the life out of you at any time I choose. I like that feeling of being superior. Am i saying i am superior, No. But being bigger and stronger than 99.99% of the people on this planet gives me great joy.[/quote]

Some day, you’re going to get whacked off by some 130 lb kid and he’ll say (as he’s laying over your lifeless body), “Superior? no, no you’re not. Crush the life out of me at any time you want? No, no you didn’t.”[/quote]

Yep…99.99% of the population is susceptible to bullets.

I’m putting Superman as that .01%
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Or Jack Reacher.

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
This reminds me of when someone asked me why do I modify my car so much. Why do you need it to go so fast. You can’t go that fast anywhere anyways, so why bother. People who ask that, will never understand, either about cars or bodybuilding.

I simply like knowing i have a superior car compared to you. I like knowing my supercharger cost probably as much as your whole car does. I like knowing at any given time, i can blow you car off the road like its standing still. same with bodybuilding. I like and take great joy in knowing, im physically bigger and stronger than you. That i can crush the life out of you at any time I choose. I like that feeling of being superior. Am i saying i am superior, No. But being bigger and stronger than 99.99% of the people on this planet gives me great joy.[/quote]

Some day, you’re going to get whacked off by some 130 lb kid and he’ll say (as he’s laying over your lifeless body), “Superior? no, no you’re not. Crush the life out of me at any time you want? No, no you didn’t.”[/quote]

only chance of that happening is with a baseball bat or attacking me from behind. given i have tons of experience in martial arts since age 9. i have done kickboxing and most recently submission wrestling. I can handle myself. [/quote]

OMG…how many times do I have to ask the same question to get a simple answer?

RogueVampire - WHO IS DAVE? It’s not a joke - it’s a genuine question!

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[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]H factor wrote:
I hardly ever post here, but this is blowing my mind if you aren’t trolling.

  • Why do you train? Seriously? What for? You aren’t competing. I’m not competing. I train to get laid and looking great helps you get laid. You aren’t very old. And yet getting laid doesn’t seem to be a high priority. Not trying to be a dick, but this sounds like an actual problem. I’m not trying to say sex is everything, but young men should want sex.

  • You sound like the most stressed out person I’ve ever met. You’ve cheated once in 14 months or whatever you said? What the fuck does that mean? How tight is your asshole? You’re one of those guys that stopwatches his meals aren’t you? And you’re not competing so it makes no sense. Do you read this site? How much do you read professionals on this site talk about cutting back on stress. How much do you read about the benefits of cheating? Benefits for your body and mind. If you pulled the stick out of your ass I bet you’d see better results. And you’d be happier which brings me to my last point.

  • You don’t seem happy. At all. You have a maybe decent girlfriend (I can’t really tell) who wants you to relax because you are uptight as hell about something you do way less than I do anyways. You only have two friends and they don’t live nearby? Why? Why are you not out meeting people? You sound like you need some hobbies, and I’m not talking about training. Meet some guys, play some fantasy football or Xbox, make some friends. Let’s say you dedicate yourself and have the perfect body…then what? That doesn’t create happiness. I love lifting and I love looking good…but not nearly as much as my friends, family, fiance, job, etc. You should be healthy to enjoy those aspects of your life better. It sounds like you’re killing yourself and miserable as fuck, but won’t relax because this is “what you do.”

I don’t know if that will help out at all, but you inspired me to post and I pretty much never post on here. Just reading this blew my mind. Good luck if you aren’t trolling. And kudos on a good troll if you are. And you look too old to be wearing Hollister, Abercrombie anyways. Just saying. [/quote]

This reminds me of when someone asked me why do I modify my car so much. Why do you need it to go so fast. You can’t go that fast anywhere anyways, so why bother. People who ask that, will never understand, either about cars or bodybuilding.

I simply like knowing i have a superior car compared to you. I like knowing my supercharger cost probably as much as your whole car does. I like knowing at any given time, i can blow you car off the road like its standing still. same with bodybuilding. I like and take great joy in knowing, im physically bigger and stronger than you. That i can crush the life out of you at any time I choose. I like that feeling of being superior. Am i saying i am superior, No. But being bigger and stronger than 99.99% of the people on this planet gives me great joy.[/quote]

Who’s Dave btw?

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Dave???

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HA! The greatest comedy sketch show of all time

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
This reminds me of when someone asked me why do I modify my car so much. Why do you need it to go so fast. You can’t go that fast anywhere anyways, so why bother. People who ask that, will never understand, either about cars or bodybuilding.

I simply like knowing i have a superior car compared to you. I like knowing my supercharger cost probably as much as your whole car does. I like knowing at any given time, i can blow you car off the road like its standing still. same with bodybuilding. I like and take great joy in knowing, im physically bigger and stronger than you. That i can crush the life out of you at any time I choose. I like that feeling of being superior. Am i saying i am superior, No. But being bigger and stronger than 99.99% of the people on this planet gives me great joy.[/quote]

Some day, you’re going to get whacked off by some 130 lb kid and he’ll say (as he’s laying over your lifeless body), “Superior? no, no you’re not. Crush the life out of me at any time you want? No, no you didn’t.”[/quote]

Thats Dave his life partner he wacks him all the time. [/quote]

lol ^^

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[quote]JaseHxC wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]H factor wrote:
I hardly ever post here, but this is blowing my mind if you aren’t trolling.

  • Why do you train? Seriously? What for? You aren’t competing. I’m not competing. I train to get laid and looking great helps you get laid. You aren’t very old. And yet getting laid doesn’t seem to be a high priority. Not trying to be a dick, but this sounds like an actual problem. I’m not trying to say sex is everything, but young men should want sex.

  • You sound like the most stressed out person I’ve ever met. You’ve cheated once in 14 months or whatever you said? What the fuck does that mean? How tight is your asshole? You’re one of those guys that stopwatches his meals aren’t you? And you’re not competing so it makes no sense. Do you read this site? How much do you read professionals on this site talk about cutting back on stress. How much do you read about the benefits of cheating? Benefits for your body and mind. If you pulled the stick out of your ass I bet you’d see better results. And you’d be happier which brings me to my last point.

  • You don’t seem happy. At all. You have a maybe decent girlfriend (I can’t really tell) who wants you to relax because you are uptight as hell about something you do way less than I do anyways. You only have two friends and they don’t live nearby? Why? Why are you not out meeting people? You sound like you need some hobbies, and I’m not talking about training. Meet some guys, play some fantasy football or Xbox, make some friends. Let’s say you dedicate yourself and have the perfect body…then what? That doesn’t create happiness. I love lifting and I love looking good…but not nearly as much as my friends, family, fiance, job, etc. You should be healthy to enjoy those aspects of your life better. It sounds like you’re killing yourself and miserable as fuck, but won’t relax because this is “what you do.”

I don’t know if that will help out at all, but you inspired me to post and I pretty much never post on here. Just reading this blew my mind. Good luck if you aren’t trolling. And kudos on a good troll if you are. And you look too old to be wearing Hollister, Abercrombie anyways. Just saying. [/quote]

This reminds me of when someone asked me why do I modify my car so much. Why do you need it to go so fast. You can’t go that fast anywhere anyways, so why bother. People who ask that, will never understand, either about cars or bodybuilding.

I simply like knowing i have a superior car compared to you. I like knowing my supercharger cost probably as much as your whole car does. I like knowing at any given time, i can blow you car off the road like its standing still. same with bodybuilding. I like and take great joy in knowing, im physically bigger and stronger than you. That i can crush the life out of you at any time I choose. I like that feeling of being superior. Am i saying i am superior, No. But being bigger and stronger than 99.99% of the people on this planet gives me great joy.[/quote]

Who’s Dave btw?

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Dave???

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HA! The greatest comedy sketch show of all time[/quote]

And man…those are some ugly Daves =P

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[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]H factor wrote:
I hardly ever post here, but this is blowing my mind if you aren’t trolling.

  • Why do you train? Seriously? What for? You aren’t competing. I’m not competing. I train to get laid and looking great helps you get laid. You aren’t very old. And yet getting laid doesn’t seem to be a high priority. Not trying to be a dick, but this sounds like an actual problem. I’m not trying to say sex is everything, but young men should want sex.

  • You sound like the most stressed out person I’ve ever met. You’ve cheated once in 14 months or whatever you said? What the fuck does that mean? How tight is your asshole? You’re one of those guys that stopwatches his meals aren’t you? And you’re not competing so it makes no sense. Do you read this site? How much do you read professionals on this site talk about cutting back on stress. How much do you read about the benefits of cheating? Benefits for your body and mind. If you pulled the stick out of your ass I bet you’d see better results. And you’d be happier which brings me to my last point.

  • You don’t seem happy. At all. You have a maybe decent girlfriend (I can’t really tell) who wants you to relax because you are uptight as hell about something you do way less than I do anyways. You only have two friends and they don’t live nearby? Why? Why are you not out meeting people? You sound like you need some hobbies, and I’m not talking about training. Meet some guys, play some fantasy football or Xbox, make some friends. Let’s say you dedicate yourself and have the perfect body…then what? That doesn’t create happiness. I love lifting and I love looking good…but not nearly as much as my friends, family, fiance, job, etc. You should be healthy to enjoy those aspects of your life better. It sounds like you’re killing yourself and miserable as fuck, but won’t relax because this is “what you do.”

I don’t know if that will help out at all, but you inspired me to post and I pretty much never post on here. Just reading this blew my mind. Good luck if you aren’t trolling. And kudos on a good troll if you are. And you look too old to be wearing Hollister, Abercrombie anyways. Just saying. [/quote]

This reminds me of when someone asked me why do I modify my car so much. Why do you need it to go so fast. You can’t go that fast anywhere anyways, so why bother. People who ask that, will never understand, either about cars or bodybuilding.

I simply like knowing i have a superior car compared to you. I like knowing my supercharger cost probably as much as your whole car does. I like knowing at any given time, i can blow you car off the road like its standing still. same with bodybuilding. I like and take great joy in knowing, im physically bigger and stronger than you. That i can crush the life out of you at any time I choose. I like that feeling of being superior. Am i saying i am superior, No. But being bigger and stronger than 99.99% of the people on this planet gives me great joy.[/quote]

Who’s Dave btw?

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Dave???

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Holy crap! I <3 Kids N The Hall!

OP:

  • We all have our challenges. Donovan Bailey won the gold medal at the 1996 Olympics in the 100m sprint with a CROOKED TAILBONE. He didn’t complain. He trained and did 4 hours of therapy a day. That’s what he had to do. It seems that you’ve found a way to deal with your health issues, so good on you.

  • You’re obviously still developing and maturing as a person. Whining and its utter futility tend to disappear as maturity increases. I remember when I first tried to manage gym regularity and girls at the same time and it was challenging at times. I can totally see where you’re coming from. Find the woman who admires your perseverance, and encourages you to train because it’s part of what makes you, you.

  • You’re introverted and without many friends. That’s fine. If you’re shy, be shy. But I would try to get out more, so that your shyness at least isn’t a handicap. You can be the strong, silent type, and speak on your own terms when it really matters, and be just as respected as a chatterbox social butterfly.

  • I won’t comment on the frequency of your training. If you get the results you want given the constraints you have, it works. End of story.

  • Stop over-analyzing. You won’t be thinking about this girl as soon as the next one rolls along.

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[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
This reminds me of when someone asked me why do I modify my car so much. Why do you need it to go so fast. You can’t go that fast anywhere anyways, so why bother. People who ask that, will never understand, either about cars or bodybuilding.

I simply like knowing i have a superior car compared to you. I like knowing my supercharger cost probably as much as your whole car does. I like knowing at any given time, i can blow you car off the road like its standing still. same with bodybuilding. I like and take great joy in knowing, im physically bigger and stronger than you. That i can crush the life out of you at any time I choose. I like that feeling of being superior. Am i saying i am superior, No. But being bigger and stronger than 99.99% of the people on this planet gives me great joy.[/quote]

Some day, you’re going to get whacked off by some 130 lb kid and he’ll say (as he’s laying over your lifeless body), “Superior? no, no you’re not. Crush the life out of me at any time you want? No, no you didn’t.”[/quote]

only chance of that happening is with a baseball bat or attacking me from behind. given i have tons of experience in martial arts since age 9. i have done kickboxing and most recently submission wrestling. I can handle myself. [/quote]

OMG…how many times do I have to ask the same question to get a simple answer?

RogueVampire - WHO IS DAVE? It’s not a joke - it’s a genuine question!

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who is dave? Not exactly sure what you want me to say. I know a few daves. but I have a feeling you’re leading into something. huh.

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OP; she wants sex, but you want to train instead. Seriously, this isn’t rocket science.

Get her to wear a weight vest, then you can train and fuck AT THE SAME TIME!!!1! Just gotta think outside the box, man. Time to start up the weighted kama sutra - front squats for foreplay?

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
This reminds me of when someone asked me why do I modify my car so much. Why do you need it to go so fast. You can’t go that fast anywhere anyways, so why bother. People who ask that, will never understand, either about cars or bodybuilding.

I simply like knowing i have a superior car compared to you. I like knowing my supercharger cost probably as much as your whole car does. I like knowing at any given time, i can blow you car off the road like its standing still. same with bodybuilding. I like and take great joy in knowing, im physically bigger and stronger than you. That i can crush the life out of you at any time I choose. I like that feeling of being superior. Am i saying i am superior, No. But being bigger and stronger than 99.99% of the people on this planet gives me great joy.[/quote]

Some day, you’re going to get whacked off by some 130 lb kid and he’ll say (as he’s laying over your lifeless body), “Superior? no, no you’re not. Crush the life out of me at any time you want? No, no you didn’t.”[/quote]

only chance of that happening is with a baseball bat or attacking me from behind. given i have tons of experience in martial arts since age 9. i have done kickboxing and most recently submission wrestling. I can handle myself. [/quote]

OMG…how many times do I have to ask the same question to get a simple answer?

RogueVampire - WHO IS DAVE? It’s not a joke - it’s a genuine question!

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who is dave? Not exactly sure what you want me to say. I know a few daves. but I have a feeling you’re leading into something. huh.[/quote]

But you’re not a Dave? I’m a Dave you see and I can generally smell them.

And thanks for answering my question! I feel we’re getting somewhere now and don’t worry - we’re nearly there. :slight_smile:

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[quote]Grumpig Hunt wrote:
OP; she wants sex, but you want to train instead. Seriously, this isn’t rocket science.

Get her to wear a weight vest, then you can train and fuck AT THE SAME TIME!!!1! Just gotta think outside the box, man. Time to start up the weighted kama sutra - front squats for foreplay?[/quote]

Finally…a voice of reason.
Once while working 15hr shifts with a 1hr drive each way I had to combine eating & sex. We got really good at balancing a plate on her low-back.

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[quote]rocketman122 wrote:
I whipped out my shaker the first hour I was with her and explained on the phone that is my world. [/quote]

I for some strange reason ^^^this^^^ Made me LOL!!

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OP… Hollister and Abercrombie L and XL shirts = Medium “normal people” shirt sizes.

Seriously man… You’re in your late 30’s… Buy adult clothing brands

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Oh, because he’s in his late 30s, Op should not feel young at heart?

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I said nothing about feeling young at heart? I said he should buy clothes for an adult and not a teenager.