Need to Lose 30 Pounds of Fat

My high school cafeteria lunch lady.

erm english

[quote]TheG wrote:
Nich wrote:

come on now were playing off stereotypes here,play along or leave the class please.

alright Nich calm down I’ll play nice, I just feel I’ve gotta stand up for the Brits occasionally since this site is 90% American. and fat Americans is a stereotype???[/quote]

yes it is
but once I stepped off the plain in london I will be damned if I didnt see a burger king in the airport and a mcdonalds right across the street.
you brits are well on your way to accepting americana and all our fattness

ok you guys must admit aside from the chavs and scum there are some proper good looking lasses in england


My great grandmother.

[quote]frankyboy7 wrote:
shut up man i dint gain 30 pounds i gained 17 i was working out to so some might be muscle mass and im not cockney you twat im from lowestoft i dont need to be educated either i got awsome grades i just finnished school so i say get lost and stop trying to be a knob i asked for advice not abuse [/quote]

Put your obvious brilliance aside for a moment and have your teacher proof what you just wrote; preferably with a straight face.

After he or she is finished, kindly ask the teacher to resign for allowing you to graduate.

Fail.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
My great grandmother.[/quote]

Wow, could I marry into your family?

What does your sister look like?

dick its not the teacher that allowed me to pass its the end of school exam results i got teachers dont mark that shit they send them away to get marked and most of the tests like science are done by a machiene so shut up trying to take the pis how old are you

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
Professor X wrote:
My great grandmother.

Wow, could I marry into your family?

What does your sister look like?[/quote]

Just kidding. She just might see that.

[quote]frankyboy7 wrote:
dick its not the teacher that allowed me to pass its the end of school exam results i got teachers dont mark that shit they send them away to get marked and most of the tests like science are done by a machiene so shut up trying to take the pis how old are you[/quote]

Old enough to know where periods go?

Did I get it right?

What did I win?

[quote]frankyboy7 wrote:
dick its not the teacher that allowed me to pass its the end of school exam results i got teachers dont mark that shit they send them away to get marked and most of the tests like science are done by a machiene so shut up trying to take the pis how old are you[/quote]

see what im wondering is this
you say your an american that happens to live in england,yet over in america for 3 months and going back o england.
ok that is one.

for 2 you said you are american yet you say phrases like
“trying to take the piss”.
this is the most unamerican thing you can say
next to saying sonic is not the greatest burger joint since in and out.

[quote]frankyboy7 wrote:
dick its not the teacher that allowed me to pass its the end of school exam results i got teachers dont mark that shit they send them away to get marked and most of the tests like science are done by a machiene so shut up trying to take the pis how old are you[/quote]

What’s a machiene?

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Old enough to know where periods go?

Did I get it right?

What did I win?[/quote]

Ding-ding-ding!

Tell him what he’s won Bob!

not you x the other guy i know your not like 12

[quote]Nich wrote:
frankyboy7 wrote:
dick its not the teacher that allowed me to pass its the end of school exam results i got teachers dont mark that shit they send them away to get marked and most of the tests like science are done by a machiene so shut up trying to take the pis how old are you

see what im wondering is this
you say your an american that happens to live in england,yet over in america for 3 months and going back o england.
ok that is one.

for 2 you said you are american yet you say phrases like
“trying to take the piss”.
this is the most unamerican thing you can say
next to saying sonic is not the greatest burger joint since in and out.
[/quote]

IMPOSTER

[quote]TheG wrote:
what’s this whole thing about the English having bad teeth??? It’s just not true go to London and have a look around and mostly you’ll see nice smiles. And America is one of the fattest nations on the planet, even Shugart admits it. your also the fast food capital of the world remember. [/quote]

Not anymore, but it’s just a stereotype that’s played off from back in the day. I’m not 100% sure about it, but I think it was something with subpar dentalcare in england, or something about how incredibly expensive it was. I honestly have no clue, but it’s why some people call you guys limeys. The old english privateers suckin on limes so their teeth didn’t fall out :stuck_out_tongue:

i lived in england most of my life but my mum and dad are american i have dual nationalality

Why is this in the bodybuilding forum?

tbh this has gone way to far every one is pissed off i dident come here for people to have a go at me lol nor do i want to have a go at other people im sure your all nice guys really so im sorry that you all misunderstood me saying i got ft in america alright lol but dont judge me untill you see my pics i will have up soon


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