Names of Hot/Ugly Girls

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I’ve noticed there is a correlation in the attractiveness of a girl and their name. Here’s what I’ve noticed…

Jennifer
Danielle
Amanda
Jackie
Samantha
Monique
Kimberley
Megan
Crystal

Are names hot chicks have Based on the fact I’ve seen 5 or more
hot chicks with the names mentioned above,a piece.

Now to the other side of the spectrum with the same criteria…

Bertha
Nicole
Claudia
Becky
Laura
Lucy
Monica
Rose
Denise

Are names of fugly chicks.

Would you like to agree, add or pardon somebody from this list?

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Becky’s tend to be nerdy, and look real cute under the covers or when you take off the glasses.

Rose’s usually have a nice onion

Denice’s and monica’s are freaky in bed,

I REFUSE to date a women named Bertha.

I don’ tknow how you have Monique in that catagory.

If you get yourself an Amanda you just hit the lottery.

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No correlation.

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i know a girl named nicole whos hot.

you dont really know a girl named Bertha do you?

i would only give my daughters very pretty names, russian and brazilian names seem to fit the bill.

id only give my sons masculine names.

i would never use a plain name either, bill, susan- i think theyre bland and ugly.

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[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i know a girl named nicole whos hot.

you dont really know a girl named Bertha do you?

i would only give my daughters very pretty names, russian and brazilian names seem to fit the bill.

id only give my sons masculine names.

i would never use a plain name either, bill, susan- i think theyre bland and ugly.[/quote]

yes, 3 in high school,2 at work. They were all fugly.

Add, Tim,john,jane,mike to your list of bland names.

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[quote]nomorewar wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i know a girl named nicole whos hot.

you dont really know a girl named Bertha do you?

i would only give my daughters very pretty names, russian and brazilian names seem to fit the bill.

id only give my sons masculine names.

i would never use a plain name either, bill, susan- i think theyre bland and ugly. [/quote]

yes, 3 in high school,2 at work. They were all fugly.

[quote]
Add, Tim,john,jane,mike to your list of bland names.[/quote]

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Her name is Monica.

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[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
nomorewar wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i know a girl named nicole whos hot.

you dont really know a girl named Bertha do you?

i would only give my daughters very pretty names, russian and brazilian names seem to fit the bill.

id only give my sons masculine names.

i would never use a plain name either, bill, susan- i think theyre bland and ugly.

yes, 3 in high school,2 at work. They were all fugly.

Add, Tim,john,jane,MIKE to your list of bland names.

How dare you!! Mike is the greatest name on the face of the Earth!! Eveyone knows a Mike no matter who you are.

[/quote]

Sorry, I just happen to hate every mike out there.

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[quote]nomorewar wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i know a girl named nicole whos hot.

you dont really know a girl named Bertha do you?

i would only give my daughters very pretty names, russian and brazilian names seem to fit the bill.

id only give my sons masculine names.

i would never use a plain name either, bill, susan- i think theyre bland and ugly.

yes, 3 in high school,2 at work. They were all fugly.

Add, Tim,john,jane,mike to your list of bland names.[/quote]

where the hell do you live?

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I’m requesting a pardon for Becky and Nicole.
accept/decline?

Beckys have fucking personality disorders, though.

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Here’s a Nicole.

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I dated an Amanda, but she’s the only hot Amanda I know. All the others Amandas are cute, down to earth chicks with good families. Every Monica I’ve ever known has been fine and kinda slutty. I’m pretty sure it’s all coincidence, but I’m still gonna name my kid/s something really cool.

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I can speak on this. The following names are almost always associated with hot chicks:

Amber
Alyssa
Melissa*
Brooke**
Kelsey

  • Can be hit or miss. If not a hot chick, will be a stout, chubby lesbian with freckles.

** Often hot in that girl-next-door kind of way.

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Her name is Roxy Deville. I just added her because I would cut off my left nut with a pair of rusty hedge trimmers to do her.

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[quote]skaz05 wrote:
Here’s a Nicole.[/quote]

I didn’t say all of the girls under the fugly category were fugly. It was just what “Ive” noticed.
I didn’t think I had to put a disclaimer and that people assumed that already.

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Just one more of Roxy, now I must be alone for a few minutes…

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[quote]nomorewar wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
Here’s a Nicole.

I didn’t say all of the girls under the fugly category were fugly. It was just what “Ive” noticed.
I didn’t think I had to put a disclaimer and that people assumed that already. [/quote]

I know man, relax. This thread just gives me an excuse to post pics of hot chicks.

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“Back Door” Bertha
Nicole
Claudia Schiffer
“Back Door” Becky
Laura
Lucy Lu
Monica Belluci
Rose McGowan
Denise Richards

Yeah, these are some real fugly chicks. I made up the Back door ones because it cracks me up, but I have met more than one hot nicole, and Lauren, which is close to Laura. May have fubar’d the spelling on some names.

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Jessica’s are always always hot.

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[quote]nomorewar wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
Here’s a Nicole.

I didn’t say all of the girls under the fugly category were fugly. It was just what “Ive” noticed.
I didn’t think I had to put a disclaimer and that people assumed that already. [/quote]

Well instead of fugly you should put hit or miss, and who even remembers fugly chicks anyways, unless they are freaky looking mutants or hellcats in the sack or something.