This is one of the funnier sites I’ve come upon in a while.
Hah, good site. My wife and I tend to people watch whenever we’re out. It’s impossible not to wonder why some greasy guy/gorgeous girl combinations are together. I usually figure that either she has issues or he has a lot of money/influence/whatever. I’m probably not right most of the time, but that’s my take. And my wife tends to be even more cynical.
working weekend nights at a bar for a summer job has allowed me to gain many a glimpse at hot chicks with douchebags
That’s awesome, good find!
Man, and to think I was expecting an informational website for teaching young ladies about their monthly “vistor”.
While you guys are all kissing that hot chicks ass and not getting shit, there’s some outlaw biker treating her like shit and tapping that ass.
[quote]slimjim wrote:
While you guys are all kissing that hot chicks ass and not getting shit, there’s some outlaw biker treating her like shit and tapping that ass.[/quote]
Ahahahaha. Oh man the ladder theory is hilarious.
Thats fuckin histerical.
They’re like…plastic people.
Man, this doesn’t have anything on living in the East, where every reject from the kiddie gene pool can latch onto some super hot woman. Lived in Taiwan for four years and now in Hong Kong, and I tell you, the sight of some older, fat bag of pustulence with a trim hot woman generally half his age gets the back of your throat all itchy.
All too often you meet men with yellow fever, all geared up to meet that quiet, demure woman who will anoint their feet and lavish exotic luvvin’ upon them.
Oh, and you also get the idiots like the ones in the pictures the professor posted.
They make my skin crawl so I have no idea how women can just blindly negate the ectoplasm that encases them.
Douchebagery!!!
King douche bag! But hey, we all know how he scores the chicks…
[quote]Hatari Samaki wrote:
I usually figure that either she has issues or he has a lot of money/influence/whatever.
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Truth. Especially with younger girls.
So the hot women are getting Douchebags? Maybe they’re getting what they see as a better companion and provider?
Afterall we can argue that the guy with the perfect body or the guy who “lifts” or has bigger arms, abs, squats 600 is a real t-man. He should get the hot chick.
What about they nerdy douchebag at the bar that made a million dollars in business. Why is he a douchebag? Based on visual ques? Some of us work on our bodies, some spend just as much time working on building empires of all sizes.
It’s funny to see the small mindedness of a man that is obviously insecure and jellous of a perceptively and seemingly inferior man with a woman that he’d love to score.
So in essence who’s the looser?
Who’s the winner?
Who’s the REAL douchbag?
And lastly who’s mindset is so convoluted with insecurities and stereotypes that they only see these matters in such simplistic terms of judging a man by how he looks when he goes out to have a good time with the hottie. Absurdities abound.
I didnt think the website was that great because really, a lot of the girls werent that hot. Look at the one in the “plastic people” pic that x posted. The girls in good shape, but her face is busted. the pic above that one, the girl in the middle is not hot at all. The girl all the way on the left is actually the hottest, way better than the one on the right of the pic - she’s too faking looking
…I’d hit any one of em tho.
Companion/provider? Nope, wrong. That’s husband material. These chicks don’t seem to be looking for a ring. More like fun and unpredictable, which is probably what these douchebags are to them. Put yourself in the woman’s shoes and think about how you’d react to a “nice and polite” guy if you’re bombarded by ass-kissers that just want to get in your pants on a daily basis. Good guys can learn a thing or two about being funny and sarcastic from the “douchebags” without being one of them.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
They’re like…plastic people. [/quote]
Clearly you’ve never been to north Jersey…
I don’t know about that girl being “hot”…
"Words… they fail me at at time like this… I feel strangely cold in the presence of such unholy douchebaggery. I struggle against the avalanche of douchitude… but my mortal soul is no match for the greasy hair gel, the Jesus bling or the pansy ass dress-shirt. The 'Bag overwhelms. There are no survivors. He is all powerful in his 'baggedness. I must humbly bow to his unholy power and crawl back to my hovel, defeated.
I stare at the gorgeous honeys to the left and right as they fondle him and my head explodes.
There is no God.
There is no God."
[quote]jtrinsey wrote:
Clearly you’ve never been to north Jersey…
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You’re right. People like that would get laughed at in Texas. Is he wearing lip gloss? The shoulder acne indicates his relatively minor level of muscle mass probably wasn’t exactly achieved due to really good German Creatine.