My Traps Dominate My Body

Have we not done this one already?

These thread reminds me of something.

haha you all can go fuck yourselves

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
liar liar

your pants…are on FIIIIIIREEEEE[/quote]

For some reason, I read this is Al Pacino’s voice and I laughed my ass off. I seem to remember watching an Al Pacino impersonator yell this and it was hilarious.

Do you have any idea what I’m talking about? haha

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:

Do you have any idea what I’m talking about? haha[/quote]

i was hoping someone was going to catch it.

this is why i <3 you way

I wanna see these traps too. there probably so big they look fake!

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:

Do you have any idea what I’m talking about? haha

i was hoping someone was going to catch it.

this is why i <3 you way[/quote]

Haha, Frank Caliendo is so funny.

I wish I had traps like Tank Abbott.

I bet his huge traps are from synthol. In fact, I bet OP is the guy in the video.

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
liar liar

your pants…are on FIIIIIIREEEEE[/quote]

What you wanted to say it like? At 2:00 min LOL

Alright. Serious reply. As many have pointed out, its likely that your traps are only big relative to YOU, and you could get bigger, but as for now:

OP: I believe you were trying to say “my traps dominate MY body, making it hard to fully stimulate delts/whatever.”

If that’s true, I have an idea.

I also have ‘overactive traps’, that fucks up the mind-muscle connection for all my midback (rhomboids, low and mid traps etc) movements as well as shoulders.

What I do is just squeeze the shit out of my traps before workout. I have found that ‘turns off’ my traps, for a time, so I can feel the target muscle working. Perhaps give this a try?

[quote]dannyrat wrote:

What I do is just squeeze the shit out of my traps before workout. I have found that ‘turns off’ my traps, for a time, so I can feel the target muscle working. Perhaps give this a try?[/quote]

strange, when i squeeze the shit out of other body parts they get ‘turned on’

awkward

I have this same problem with my penis… it’s like, I put all this work into building my body and all women see is my immense dong, and I don’t even wear skinny jeans =/

[quote]red04 wrote:
I have this same problem with my penis… it’s like, I put all this work into building my body and all women see is my immense dong, and I don’t even wear skinny jeans =/[/quote]

Please post training routine for purportedly “immense dong.” I’ll waive my right to request pictures and take your statement at face value. Appreciation of oversized dongs is not my thing, but I’d be interested in being the proud owner of one such device. I hope you’ll understand. Thanks!


(Pic unrelated to post, it just seemed appropriate given the thread’s subject)

[quote]red04 wrote:
I have this same problem with my penis… it’s like, I put all this work into building my body and all women see is my immense dong, and I don’t even wear skinny jeans =/[/quote]

Well there’s your problem, if you just put on some pants I think it would solve much of your problem. Skinny jeans wouldn’t be my first choise but I guess it’s a start.

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
dannyrat wrote:

What I do is just squeeze the shit out of my traps before workout. I have found that ‘turns off’ my traps, for a time, so I can feel the target muscle working. Perhaps give this a try?

strange, when i squeeze the shit out of other body parts they get ‘turned on’

awkward[/quote]

Whenever I read the shit you write I think “This guy seems kind of cool. I should be his friend.”

Then you say some really gay shit. Like . . .queer as a football-bat type shit.

And I get terrified. Then I realize . . .I’d MMF with the Holymac.

[salute]


Since OP won’t post a pic, I drew a picture of him so our discussion can continue unabated.

This thread is so full of win.

Nice forearms OP

[quote]Brant_Drake wrote:
Whenever I read the shit you write I think “This guy seems kind of cool. I should be his friend.”

Then you say some really gay shit. Like . . .queer as a football-bat type shit.

And I get terrified. Then I realize . . .I’d MMF with the Holymac.

[salute]
[/quote]

dude you should totally go to the test-fest hang out.

uhh, so we could be friends. not like mmf or whatever