[quote]Grneyes wrote:
50 page application? What are you applying for? The CIA?
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if i toldja, i’d hafta kill ya.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
50 page application? What are you applying for? The CIA?
[/quote]
if i toldja, i’d hafta kill ya. [/quote]
This is gonna be interesting…
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
50 page application? What are you applying for? The CIA?
[/quote]
if i toldja, i’d hafta kill ya. [/quote]
I think I know what it is…
Tomorrow’s headline:
“Local man killed by ninja”
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
50 page application? What are you applying for? The CIA?
[/quote]
if i toldja, i’d hafta kill ya. [/quote]
I think I know what it is…
Tomorrow’s headline:
“Local man killed by ninja”[/quote]
if it makes a headline im doin it wrong.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
HAPPY FATHERS DAY JASON!![/quote]
Thanks Devil Woman!
Jason
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
50 page application? What are you applying for? The CIA?
[/quote]
if i toldja, i’d hafta kill ya. [/quote]
I think I know what it is…
Tomorrow’s headline:
“Local man killed by ninja”[/quote]
if it makes a headline im doin it wrong.
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Unless the newspaper editor was ALSO a ninja…
Ya ever think about that?
if the chemicals were used occasionally without dependacy would that have shown up on the radar?
[quote]nlmain wrote:
if the chemicals were used occasionally without dependacy would that have shown up on the radar?[/quote]
somewhat funny story about this. when i went to renew my license last year the woman at the BMV asked me a laundry list of questions, shit they have to ask everyone, so i decided to shake up her day.
“are you addicted to any drugs?”
“yes.”
deer in the headlights, what the fuck am i supposed to say now, face “what drugs?”
“caffeine and nicotine.”
“oh, thats not too bad then.” followed by LOL’s from everyone within ear shot.
Lol! Fucking with the DMV. Well done.
bear captain’s log;
stardate: 1207, 22 june 2010
Considering what will be my 7th straight day working, I am no less amazed at the childish, Maury level attitudes of some of my co workers. One in particular, known only as, “Tard.” More observation is required, but a mercy killing seems to be the only option left.
waking up to my 2nd day of no smoking, Im happy that I’ve not yet lost the bet with my brother, but upset with the large ball of feline fecal matter that appeared in my throat. will make a note to discuss this with Disapproving Kitty.
Debating whether or not i should spring for Panera for my boss. He deserves it, but may not have time to eat it. He could enjoy an extra shortbread cookie, at least. Anything I can do to cement the Tard’s feelings of inadequacy and outcastness.
If I’m not back by 2130, burn it to the ground.
I quit smoking 2 years ago when I got pneumonia on new years eve and had to spend the next 3 days in the hospital…good luck with that!
Before then I used to constantly drop the suggestion in my gyms suggestion box that they should provide ashtrays on the treadmills…kill 2 birds with one stone I say…shit I quit steady state cardio at the same time too…coincidence?
I’m not judging, but I didn’t realize you smoked…then again its not like you go around broadcasting it!
I smoked on and off for YEARS…finally kicked the ‘butt,’ when I got preggo with my daughter…I didn’t smoke when I was pg with my son, but the stupidest thing ever was to start again after he was born!
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
bear captain’s log;
stardate: 1207, 22 june 2010
Considering what will be my 7th straight day working, I am no less amazed at the childish, Maury level attitudes of some of my co workers. One in particular, known only as, “Tard.” More observation is required, but a mercy killing seems to be the only option left.
waking up to my 2nd day of no smoking, Im happy that I’ve not yet lost the bet with my brother, but upset with the large ball of feline fecal matter that appeared in my throat. will make a note to discuss this with Disapproving Kitty.
Debating whether or not i should spring for Panera for my boss. He deserves it, but may not have time to eat it. He could enjoy an extra shortbread cookie, at least. Anything I can do to cement the Tard’s feelings of inadequacy and outcastness.
If I’m not back by 2130, burn it to the ground. [/quote]
BWAHAHAHAHA Kitty will not discuss things with you, only piss in your flip flops. Or mine. Again.
Jason
Good luck with the giving up. I quit just before I turned 30 in order to avoid getting a mouth like a cat’s arsehole. (Well, that and the lung damage, of course). I used patches - they worked pretty well for me - and allowed myself cigars if I needed to go somewhere smokey.
Of course, most restaurants and clubs have banned smoking now so coping with other people smoking around you should be less of a problem. (I didn’t need the cigars for long, regardless).
Don’t be surprised to put on some lower body fat - nicotine is anti-estrogenic. Only time I’ve ever been able to squeeze into size 4-6 was when I smoked, even with all the other healthy shit I do. But you’ve got enough muscle that it hopefully won’t make much difference.
[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
Don’t be surprised to put on some lower body fat.[/quote]
I fail to see an issue with this.
Jason
[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
I quit just before I turned 30 in order to avoid getting a mouth like a cat’s arsehole. [/quote]
That is the most accurate description I’ve ever read.
Best of luck with leaving the butts behind. Tell someone where the bail money is at, just in case of mercy killing.
Because almost no one will understand jason’s flipflop comment, i’ll tell the story.
Disapproving Kitty thinks all of Jason’s stuff is hers. (actually, ALL stuff, at ALL times, is hers. he’s just starting to realize this.) She is especially fond of his flops. she lays with a paw in each one, glaring at us when we walk by.
After he had been gone a few days, he came back and left his flops in the usual place. we came back into the living room, and noticed she was burying the carpet around them. not sure if she had wet or solid intentions, we watched, raptly, to see what she was going to do.
Jason noticed first. She’d already pissed IN his shoe, with a bit of runoff into the carpet. I couldnt do anything but laugh, and wash the shoe. He’s still a bit miffed about it.
matty- congrats on quitting the steady state! did u use the patch, the gum, or the e-treadmill? 
MIM- judge if you want, ive done worse. I’m not gonna pretend… I’ve liked almost every single minute of it. Just so happens I wanna live forever, and I’ve reached that point where I’m too cheap to spend the money on it, and I’m a little tired of having to leave wherever I am to go do it. its been an on again, off again habit since i was 16. I’ve quit before, last time was for about 18 months. we’ll see how this goes. those lozenges are kinda awesome.
cal- not TOO worried about the lower body fat accumulation, esp since the one who has to see me naked ALMOST as much as i do is a fan. As far as the cigars go, I LOVE THEM, but my taste is too expensive. Avos, padrons… padron 1926 #35 is my favorite. spicy, sweet, and just small enough to have as an after dinner treat. with a cab sav… oh geez. its summer and all my old bad habits are flaring back up.
kimba- the bail money is in the safe. 
No mercy killing tonight, or in the near future. had a discussion with the boss man, and things are in the works to get shit more straightened out.
Jason still does not own a kilt. I’d like to start a fund to remedy this, about $150 or so would do it. Willing to whore out the pics for those that contribute.
[quote]JPeggEFS wrote:
[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
Don’t be surprised to put on some lower body fat.[/quote]
I fail to see an issue with this.
Jason
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You sir have read my mind.
I’m so proud to know this guy, even if I wasn’t there at the time.
Thanks for your service JPegg…my hubby is headed over there in a couple months. But thankfully he’ll be ‘safe,’ tucked inside the prison for guard duty(just trying to think positively)