My Other Left

CBear + overwork + ass-crack-of-dawn + lame small-town rehab = much merriment ensuing. Or at least a story.

I run a great bubble-bath. Extra deep and long tub, so no bits left out in the cold. Not too hot but hot enough, perhaps lavender-sage bubbles with a liberal dose of epsom salts.

[quote]kimbakimba wrote:
CBear + overwork + ass-crack-of-dawn + lame small-town rehab = much merriment ensuing. Or at least a story.

I run a great bubble-bath. Extra deep and long tub, so no bits left out in the cold. Not too hot but hot enough, perhaps lavender-sage bubbles with a liberal dose of epsom salts.[/quote]

does a kimba come in the bath? if not, i’ll put the idea on hold, barring other sexytime activities.

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]kimbakimba wrote:
CBear + overwork + ass-crack-of-dawn + lame small-town rehab = much merriment ensuing. Or at least a story.

I run a great bubble-bath. Extra deep and long tub, so no bits left out in the cold. Not too hot but hot enough, perhaps lavender-sage bubbles with a liberal dose of epsom salts.[/quote]

does a kimba come in the bath? if not, i’ll put the idea on hold, barring other sexytime activities. [/quote]

ha ha ha! Sure! I’m small, leaving room for more…

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]RBlue wrote:
I call dibs on the sexing!

Although I won’t mind company if you’re up for it, Claire. ;)[/quote]

sounds good. i’ll require a cock, anyway. preferably a thick one attached to a thicker man, of the powerlifting type. [/quote]

Cock makes everything better.

[quote]RBlue wrote:

Cock makes everything better. [/quote]

i so like the way you think.

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]RBlue wrote:
I call dibs on the sexing!

Although I won’t mind company if you’re up for it, Claire. ;)[/quote]

sounds good. i’ll require a cock, anyway. preferably a thick one attached to a thicker man, of the powerlifting type. [/quote]

I wonder how many offers you’re going to find in your inbox tomorrow.

[quote]buckeye girl wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]RBlue wrote:
I call dibs on the sexing!

Although I won’t mind company if you’re up for it, Claire. ;)[/quote]

sounds good. i’ll require a cock, anyway. preferably a thick one attached to a thicker man, of the powerlifting type. [/quote]

I wonder how many offers you’re going to find in your inbox tomorrow.[/quote]

i’ll post the good offers. no pics.

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]buckeye girl wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]RBlue wrote:
I call dibs on the sexing!

Although I won’t mind company if you’re up for it, Claire. ;)[/quote]

sounds good. i’ll require a cock, anyway. preferably a thick one attached to a thicker man, of the powerlifting type. [/quote]

I wonder how many offers you’re going to find in your inbox tomorrow.[/quote]

i’ll post the good offers. no pics. [/quote]

But you’ll PM the pics to me, right?

BEST. LOG. EVER.

Damn, I come in and people are all naked and in hot tubs…call me when you break out the chocolate body paint.

ps. or bacon, chocolate body paint or bacon - ok, bye.

masch… oh maaaaaaasch…

i haz bacon for breakfast. and, nutella. your choice. :slight_smile:


Couldnt pry myself out of bed for observation, but that may or may not have something to do with staying up an HOUR after i got into bed. Don’t judge me, I was masturbating.

anyway, training for the new computer system at work is tomorrow, and i have to be at work at 645. the training center is an hour away and i agreed to carpool. I’ve already threatened to strap this behemoth to the top of my car and make the drive that way.

I’ll prep an awesome supper and be the crazy lookin one who just watched it all happen … How about pekin duck with loads of fatty crispy skin, filet mignon wrapped in canadian smoked bacon, a platter of oysters, and for a little somthin sweet chocolate and maple syrup mousse that can be used creatively. I’m a hired? I can do special requests also.

[quote]nlmain wrote:
I’ll prep an awesome supper and be the crazy lookin one who just watched it all happen … How about pekin duck with loads of fatty crispy skin, filet mignon wrapped in canadian smoked bacon, a platter of oysters, and for a little somthin sweet chocolate and maple syrup mousse that can be used creatively. I’m a hired? I can do special requests also. [/quote]

you had me at fatty crispy skin. you’re hired.

maple syrup mousse. my dear, i think i like you.

Masturbation. That counts as cardio, doesn’t it?

[quote]kpsnap wrote:
Masturbation. That counts as cardio, doesn’t it?[/quote]

I’d like to think so. Clay Hyght broke my sweet, sensitive little heart the day I read him telling someone that sex isn’t cardio. Kinda makes me wonder what kind of sex he’s having. My hips and heart rate post coitus say otherwise.

Okay, maybe masturbation is stretching it in terms of the cardio realm. But sex is definitely not. Poor, poor Clay.

Heartrate up = cardio.

Masturbation counts too. Because I said so.

I may just use it as my cardio “routine” if I ever decide to do another show. It’ll sure make contest prep a whole lot more fun.

ow!!! I just whacked my knee shifting in my chair because of that!! ^

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]kpsnap wrote:
Masturbation. That counts as cardio, doesn’t it?[/quote]

I’d like to think so. Clay Hyght broke my sweet, sensitive little heart the day I read him telling someone that sex isn’t cardio. Kinda makes me wonder what kind of sex he’s having. My hips and heart rate post coitus say otherwise. [/quote]

I’ve always wanted to strap on my heart rate monitor for a session just to see what it logs. Whenever the time comes though I can never bother myself with it. If I ever do, I will post the chart!

Even for masturbation it might be interesting.

rblue- only if you tell everyone what your 90 min of fasted cardio every am actually IS. :slight_smile:

deb- first 2 times i read that i got stuck at “strap on.” ps, you have a homework assignment. GET TO IT.