Top rated comment is…well, somewhat muscle humour!
This image responses are by far the best part of this thread. That Bert one made me LOL for sure.
What’s beter than seeing a woman wrestle?
Seeing her box
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Why do bi-sexuals make the best fighters?
They can lick anybody
A traveling circus came to town. One of the side show acts was a ?strong man.? He started with these stunts like lifting a large dumbbell and then bending horseshoes. A huge crowd started gathering to watch him. For his last trick he took an orange and squeezed it until it was about the size of a pea.
The announcer said that if anyone could squeeze any more juice out the orange, he would win one thousand dollars.
First a huge construction worker raised his hand. He struggled for a good five minutes, but nothing?. Not a drop. The crowd booed him and he walked off the stage embarrassed.
Next a burly lumberjack, even bigger and taller than the first man, went up to try. He tried for a good ten minutes but had no luck either. He too was booed off the stage.
The announcer said they had time for just one more person to make an attempt. A little old man with glasses raised his hand. He went up on stage, and gave the orange a slight squeeze. A huge puddle of orange juice appeared at his feet to the delight of the crowd!
?What?? Cries the exasperated announcer. ?In all my years with this circus I?ve never seen anyone get any juice out of the orange! Who are you??
The old man replied ?I?m an accountant.?
[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
This image responses are by far the best part of this thread. That Bert one made me LOL for sure.[/quote]
It’s long been a goal of mine for someone to post that Gif in response to something I said. The first time I saw it, I was on the floor laughing for a solid 10 minutes. The contempt in Bert’s eyes as Ernie laughs hysterically to the side…classic.
[quote]Nards wrote:
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
RRRRR!!!
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You think it’s the RRRR, but it’s really the C!
Does anyone know where I can find a grain store around here?
Why?
Cuz I need to feed my huge calves.
Anybody got any bandaids?
Cuz I’m soo cut.
I need the # to a good Vet?
Can anybody help?
Why?
Cuz my pythons are sick.
Did you hear they shut down stone mountain?
Why?
Cuz they found better peaks.
I sometimes wear this shirt to the gym
I really need to get my chl (concealed carry for you non american states ie Cali)
Because these guns are lethal weapons.
I don’t know any muscle humour jokes, but I’ll let Arnold take care of this.
Now, even though I’m learning German, I have no idea what he spoke, but must have been pretty hilarious to make Franco rest 305 pounds on his chest and laugh.
[quote]al1492 wrote:
haha
al1942 love your avatar as well man
[quote]benny101 wrote:
[quote]al1492 wrote:
haha
al1942 love your avatar as well man[/quote]
she’s nice
That line “is there snow on the top of that mountain?” kills me every time.
Anyone need an apartment?
I’M BUILT!
(shoot me please))
Bodybuilders are like mechanics, they’re always pumpin up their jack!
Heres one of my own invention:
A man and woman getting busy for their first time together
as the woman moves to remove the man’s pants he stops her and says,
“Sometimes I have a little trouble getting it up, but see, I’m a powerlifter and I respond well to being cheered on. It really helps me if while I’m trying you yell words of support like ‘UP UP UP’ at me”
The girl is confused but agrees and sure enough as she shouts ‘UP UP UP’, the man gets an erection, and they proceed.
While they are f-ing, the man accidently pulls out a little to far and pops out of her. Without really paying attention he attempts to jam his dick back in to which the girl starts screaming ‘BACK BACK BACK!’
Happy Valentine’s Day.
This was popular on a martial arts site I used to hang at. As you know, big muscles create terrible athletes.