lame muscle joke nr 1:
random person1: What is all bodybuilders biggest dream?
random person2: I have no clue.
random person1: It is to win the hypertrophy offcourse.
Lame muscle joke nr 2:
random guy1: Why did the bodybuilder go to the shrink?
random guy2: I have noe idea.
random guy1: Because he suffered from microtrauma.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
I love it when supplement ads try to make a bodybuilder look “sciency”…
SCIENTIST: “Now Jay, if you would be so good as to look here, you’ll see that this supplement contains some of the most groundbreaking ergogenic compounds in science today, including…”
JAY: “BOX!”
SCIENTIST: “Yes Jay, it is indeed in a box. More importantly than its container though are its contents, for example, beta-3-ergosterol, a powerful…”
JAY: “PURPLE!!”
SCIENTIST: “, yes, Jay, the box is predominantly purple in colour. I think you are missing the point though…in several peer-reviewed studies, this supplement…JAY STOP THAT!” [/quote]
LMAO
CONCLUSION: THERE ARE NO JOKES ABOUT BODYBUILDING
[quote]florelius wrote:
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
I love it when supplement ads try to make a bodybuilder look “sciency”…
SCIENTIST: “Now Jay, if you would be so good as to look here, you’ll see that this supplement contains some of the most groundbreaking ergogenic compounds in science today, including…”
JAY: “BOX!”
SCIENTIST: “Yes Jay, it is indeed in a box. More importantly than its container though are its contents, for example, beta-3-ergosterol, a powerful…”
JAY: “PURPLE!!”
SCIENTIST: “, yes, Jay, the box is predominantly purple in colour. I think you are missing the point though…in several peer-reviewed studies, this supplement…JAY STOP THAT!” [/quote]
LMAO[/quote]
X2!
Pimpy, you gots some writing slillz… and a great imagination!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]florelius wrote:
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
I love it when supplement ads try to make a bodybuilder look “sciency”…
SCIENTIST: “Now Jay, if you would be so good as to look here, you’ll see that this supplement contains some of the most groundbreaking ergogenic compounds in science today, including…”
JAY: “BOX!”
SCIENTIST: “Yes Jay, it is indeed in a box. More importantly than its container though are its contents, for example, beta-3-ergosterol, a powerful…”
JAY: “PURPLE!!”
SCIENTIST: “, yes, Jay, the box is predominantly purple in colour. I think you are missing the point though…in several peer-reviewed studies, this supplement…JAY STOP THAT!” [/quote]
LMAO[/quote]
X2!
Pimpy, you gots some writing slillz… and a great imagination!
[/quote]
I concur.
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
How do Colombians gain muscle mass?
By pushing drugs…[/quote]
Q: Why didn’t the power lifter do lunges?
A: They’re a half-assed exercise.
How many powerlifters does it take to screw in a light bulb.
4:
1 to screw in the lightbulb
2 to help him get his bench shirt on
And
1 to hold the ammonia bottle
These are all hilarious!
Can’t think of any muscle related bad jokes so fuck it, here’s a random crap one:
What does a pirate drive?
A cARRRRR!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
X2!
Pimpy, you gots some writing slillz… and a great imagination!
[/quote]
Thanks man!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
RRRRR!!!
What rating do most pirate movies get?
RRRRR!!!
What gear do pirates drive in most?
RRRRRR!!!
What did the pirate’s mom want him to be?
an aRRRRRtist!
What branch of the military are piates best suited for?
The Navy.
What do bodybuilders put on their toast?
Lat spread.
[quote]roybot wrote:
What do bodybuilders put on their toast?
Lat spread.
[/quote]
that fuckin’ sucked, LOL!
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
What do bodybuilders put on their toast?
Lat spread.
[/quote]
that fuckin’ sucked, LOL![/quote]
I know. I have worse.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
I love it when supplement ads try to make a bodybuilder look “sciency”…
SCIENTIST: “Now Jay, if you would be so good as to look here, you’ll see that this supplement contains some of the most groundbreaking ergogenic compounds in science today, including…”
JAY: “BOX!”
SCIENTIST: “Yes Jay, it is indeed in a box. More importantly than its container though are its contents, for example, beta-3-ergosterol, a powerful…”
JAY: “PURPLE!!”
SCIENTIST: “, yes, Jay, the box is predominantly purple in colour. I think you are missing the point though…in several peer-reviewed studies, this supplement…JAY STOP THAT!” [/quote]
BOX!!! i died
why did the bodybuilder cross the road?
To get to the other side!!!
Yoda ws in the gym and Luke Skywalker asked what he was working today and Yoda said “Today work the doceps I will.”
Luke was confused and asked Yoda what bidypart the doceps were, and Yoda pointed to the back of his arm.
Luke said, “Those are the triceps!”
Yoda said “Do or do not, there is no tri.”
[quote]Nards wrote:
Yoda ws in the gym and Luke Skywalker asked what he was working today and Yoda said “Today work the doceps I will.”
Luke was confused and asked Yoda what bidypart the doceps were, and Yoda pointed to the back of his arm.
Luke said, “Those are the triceps!”
Yoda said “Do or do not, there is no tri.”[/quote]
I just actually cackled at that one… I can’t believe I’m admitting it…
Of course Pimp’s little scenario gave me a heck of a good chuckle too 
Anyone know a good tailor? Cuz I’m RIPPED!
S
[quote]Nards wrote:
Yoda ws in the gym and Luke Skywalker asked what he was working today and Yoda said “Today work the doceps I will.”
Luke was confused and asked Yoda what bidypart the doceps were, and Yoda pointed to the back of his arm.
Luke said, “Those are the triceps!”
Yoda said “Do or do not, there is no tri.”[/quote]
Bastard. That’s my kind of humour.