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[quote]TheJonty wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]TheJonty wrote:

Also, I saw a license plate that said SPOCK the other day. Made me think of you.[/quote]

Awwee, that is just the sweetest thing.

P.S. stop cheating at scrabble :/[/quote]

Now what makes you think I’m cheating?[/quote]

Cause your words are all big and shit! Just seems like the internet put them together for you…HMmmmmmmmmmmm

I AM TAKING TODAY OFF
Maybe tomorrow too

I feel like death.
In a good way though. Like my body was beat to shit and now it wants to recover so I can be stronger next week.

I’m so tired. SRSLY>

Okay so advice needed
Phase 1: Get gymboy on my facebook
Status: Completed
Phase 2: Begin playing scrabble
Status: Completed
Phase 3: Start chatting in the facebook scrabble chat box
Status: Completed
…
…
…

Phase 10: Sex
Status: Incomplete

SO what should I do for phases 4-10 so that 10 can actually happen? Can I just say SOoOO, want to have sex sometime? I really want to do that. That seems like the easiest way to go about things.
I don’t like dilly daddling around and mind game shit is just so irritating.

Y/N?

Thanks guys

BYE

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Im a fan of the direct approach…I dont think it needs to be a 10 step process…you should be able to get the nappy dugout in about 6 or so…

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Or the indirect approach of “Im not looking for anything serious, I just want to have some fun. If something happens it happens” That in my experience means don’t say anything to fuck this up and your in.

864

Excellent tips

Adding
Phase 4: Competitive banter
Status: Complete

That is a really good way to leap into sex, I think.

Loser owes winner oral

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[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Excellent tips

Adding
Phase 4: Competitive banter
Status: Complete

That is a really good way to leap into sex, I think.

Loser owes winner oral[/quote]

How about loser owes winner dinner, cooked at your place.

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You could literally spell it out to the guy through scrabble that you want some sex.

Actually, that’s terrible advice. Best ignore it.

867

[quote]Element_26 wrote:
You could literally spell it out to the guy through scrabble that you want some sex.

Actually, that’s terrible advice. Best ignore it.[/quote]

I think that would be awesome. But then again, I have no game, so maybe don’t listen to me.

868

[quote]TheJonty wrote:

[quote]Element_26 wrote:
You could literally spell it out to the guy through scrabble that you want some sex.

Actually, that’s terrible advice. Best ignore it.[/quote]

I think that would be awesome. But then again, I have no game, so maybe don’t listen to me.[/quote]

HAHA! Awe, come on now, I bet you have SOME game.

You could woo the womenz with your scrabble skills, I’m sure…

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k Korte 3x3 week 4 day one

Squats 155lbs x 7 sets of 5
DL 185 x 6 sets of 5

Bench… did not go as planned for some reason. I wrote down to do 125 x 6 sets of 5 but my first set of 125 felt heavy so it was kinda like this

125 x 5 first last paused
120 x 5
120 x 5
120 x 5
120 x 5 Didn’t pause the last rep AHOMG!
115 x 5
115 x 5 first/last paused like a good girl

Hmm, when I write it out all long like that it seems like a lot more work, ha. K I guess I’m statisifed. I am annoyed that I didn’t pause one of my last reps like I always do, but I was worried I was going to miss the lift.
I DUNNO, thinking up excuses as to why this happened…but I’m sure it doesn’t really matter since I am still in the right %%% and did the right amount of reps/sets, yah.

50 straight legged sit ups

I got yelled at for deadlifting too loudly today.
I did not handle it with class, to say the least, uhg.

Shiney tear away pant guy wasn’t around and I was deadlifting+all the extra beef I’ve been eating+being really horny from that fitness monitor guy=JENN HULK SMASHHHHHHHHHHH.

Anyway, ya, heh.

K fitness boy news: I am not able to tell if our competitive banter on the side of our scrabble game is serious or not, LOL. Now I am like OMG Maybe he doesn’t like me??? I am so bad at this shit. Can not read signals properly, AT ALL. You men are so confusing.

It was like this:
Oh, that would be awkward if he ever read this site, but whatever, k:

Me: THis is so fun, I can barely contain myself
Him: It wont be as fun when you’re losing
Me: Neva gonna happen
HIM: Ya well…next time I see you at the gym I’m gonna… NOT SPOT YOU!
ME: Lolllllll Big talk
HIm: shut your face. Why don’t you just play the game like a good girl <---- this was very arousing JHAHAHHAHA

HAHHAHAHAH

K ya.

Umm

Life news:

Stuck in Donkey Kong. Level 4-4 Cest Impossssible!!!

BYE

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Let him spot you on squats and rub your ass against his cawk

He will get the hint

Your flirting skills are awful lol

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

Your flirting skills are awful lol[/quote]

OMG HAHAhah! No they are not! That is so mean !

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OH ANd I said big talk because it was like in no country for old men when the guy was like

" you keep runnin’ that mouth of yours Ima take ya out back and screw ya"

and she was like

“big talk”

“keep it up”

SO ya, I like to throw in no country quotes where ever possible !

873

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

Your flirting skills are awful lol[/quote]

OMG HAHAhah! No they are not! That is so mean ![/quote]

You’re a woman. You don’t have to do all this stuff. The guy already wants to hit it. Why are you playing scrabble online when you can rub against him in real life?

The gym is the perfect place for this kinda stuff.

Go pop that booty on him while you squat. He will have a chubby for you all day and then the next day will no doubt talk to you…you suggest a hang out…then swallow his semen on your couch

So simple

Do you wanna sit on a dick this week or do you wanna play scrabble?

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Stand in front of him and do some RDLs…look back and smile

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My two sense is thus: he’s a guy, and he’s talking to you more then just polite convo? chances are he likes you. :slight_smile:

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[quote]brute_fury wrote:
My two sense is thus: he’s a guy, and he’s talking to you more then just polite convo? chances are he likes you. :)[/quote]

This one. Especially as he holds no real relation to you (eg family, friend, etc). Even then… most friends just want to fuck anyway.

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Guys like girls.

Hi.

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Oh you crazy positive people ! I have been rejected a LOTTTTT in my lifetime. And saying a LOT in big letters like that is actually an understatement.

My ratio of scoring to my ratio of striking out is like 2 to 500, LOL!

Just because he is talking to me doesn’t mean he is willing to do me. Maybe he is talking to me because it would be fucking awkward to just ignore me when I AM TALKING TO HIMMMMMM. UHHh
ya.

Today at the gym I didn’t think he was going to be working, but I saw him and I went to the bathroom and my legs got so woobly and my heart got all fast beaty manic crazy. I took some deep breaths and I went in and I knocked on his desk like it was a door HAHA UHH then it was all me babbly non-stop sayin’ weird shit from there on out.
OH BUT I went back to the desk mid workout and was like “this place is like a club at this time of the day” (I went at 5pm when I usually go at 9am)
then I was like “Everyone around me is like MY AGE! I am used to all the old people. ANd there were people beside me hitting on each other!”
Then he said “You should go hit on someone”

Then I walked away AHHAHHAHA
Should I have hit on him then? Was he giving me an in or is that just normal conversation?

Then he was going into this little back room and I was all like “where you goin’ now?” ANd he was like oh I am going to go in here where we do fitness assessments. ANd then I was like “OOoHHhHhhhhhh, what you gonna do in there.” and I was all like acting like a 2 year old HAHA
THen he said “Well I am just going to write up some fitness programs for people, take my shirt off, cause you know, I am the only one with keys. No one else can get in there”

K IS THAT AN IN?"
Like I shoulda said “Oh, let’s do it?”
Am I retarded?
BUt like, I looked really bad today and stuff cause I got this horrible sun burn from this 4 hour hike I did yesterday (no moose found). SO I just thought there was no way he was interested cause I looked so bad and stuff.

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM KAY Thanks for all the advice my t-nat. family. I can’t ask my mommy these questions cause she doesn’t know anythig about 25 year old dudes.

K ya
lat pull down x’s a ton
bicep curl x’s some more
back ext.
side bends
few sets of pull ups

BYE

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[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]TheJonty wrote:

[quote]Element_26 wrote:
You could literally spell it out to the guy through scrabble that you want some sex.

Actually, that’s terrible advice. Best ignore it.[/quote]

I think that would be awesome. But then again, I have no game, so maybe don’t listen to me.[/quote]

HAHA! Awe, come on now, I bet you have SOME game.

You could woo the womenz with your scrabble skills, I’m sure… [/quote]

Any game I have seems to be directed solely at making friends, for better or for worse haha.

And I’d venture to say you are overthinking the shit about this whole thingy dealy thing.

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OH my goodness Spock!! HA!!! I’m sorry but that story made me laugh out loud :D!!! You are adorable!! HA! Have you asked him out or for his number or anything yet? If not do it and then things will get rolling one way or the other.

:D!!