Canadians do booty calls?
I had no idea you all even knew what booty calls were.
I didn’t even know you all had sex with each other
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Canadians do booty calls?
I had no idea you all even knew what booty calls were.
I didn’t even know you all had sex with each other
[/quote]
They reproduce asexually through binary fission and mimic variation through injecting dragonfly DNA. THIS IS SCIENTIFIC FACT BRO!!!
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Canadians do booty calls?
I had no idea you all even knew what booty calls were.
I didn’t even know you all had sex with each other
[/quote]
They reproduce asexually through binary fission and mimic variation through injecting dragonfly DNA. THIS IS SCIENTIFIC FACT BRO!!![/quote]
That’s what all my textbooks say.
When a cadian reaches maturity it splits into two identical canadians. These twin canadians are then given injects which allow modifications to their canadian bodies.
Usually turning them into puppets
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Canadians do booty calls?
I had no idea you all even knew what booty calls were.
I didn’t even know you all had sex with each other
[/quote]
They reproduce asexually through binary fission and mimic variation through injecting dragonfly DNA. THIS IS SCIENTIFIC FACT BRO!!![/quote]
That’s what all my textbooks say.
When a cadian reaches maturity it splits into two identical canadians. These twin canadians are then given injects which allow modifications to their canadian bodies.
Usually turning them into puppets[/quote]
… or Muppets
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
LOL @ all you silly people. Alberta is a province filled with many cities. A 3-4 hour drive is a bit long for a booty call, :S[/quote]
3-4 hours? You drive like an old lady or something?
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Canadians do booty calls?
I had no idea you all even knew what booty calls were.
I didn’t even know you all had sex with each other
[/quote]
They reproduce asexually through binary fission and mimic variation through injecting dragonfly DNA. THIS IS SCIENTIFIC FACT BRO!!![/quote]
That’s what all my textbooks say.
When a cadian reaches maturity it splits into two identical canadians. These twin canadians are then given injects which allow modifications to their canadian bodies.
Usually turning them into puppets[/quote]
… or Muppets[/quote]
Or manilla envelopes
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I need to masturbate.
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Don’t we all?
[quote]mmatt wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I need to masturbate.
[/quote]
Don’t we all?[/quote]
I’ve lasted 6 days without doing so so far.
[quote]TheJonty wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
LOL @ all you silly people. Alberta is a province filled with many cities. A 3-4 hour drive is a bit long for a booty call, :S[/quote]
3-4 hours? You drive like an old lady or something?[/quote]
ACTUALLY, I bus. But my dad drives sometimes and I’m pretty sure he drives like an old lady. UHGGGG, time seems to stop when we’re in a vehicle together.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]TheJonty wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
LOL @ all you silly people. Alberta is a province filled with many cities. A 3-4 hour drive is a bit long for a booty call, :S[/quote]
3-4 hours? You drive like an old lady or something?[/quote]
ACTUALLY, I bus. But my dad drives sometimes and I’m pretty sure he drives like an old lady. UHGGGG, time seems to stop when we’re in a vehicle together.[/quote]
LOL
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]mmatt wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I need to masturbate.
[/quote]
Don’t we all?[/quote]
I’ve lasted 6 days without doing so so far.[/quote]
I haven’t since september cause I was wasting my life away masturbating like 4 times a day and accomplishing nothing.
Nobody has made me feel lusty enough to attempt to try again with a healthy appetite, BUT TODAY I am going to try using Anthony Kiedis and see if it works. WELL, I mean I KNOW it will work, but hopefully my brian doesn’t get bored and think about some schmuck I used to fuck or something, LOL!
Anthony Kiedis has crazy hair
I think he would be really good at giving oral for some reason.
Your eating turns me on!!! Haha
At least you got accepted!! Congrats, fool!!!
edit
I didn’t read all the asexual and masturbation talk.
For the record, I once went 10 weeks without doing it when I joined the military. First time back at it I felt really dirty. Lol
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
I think he would be really good at giving oral for some reason. [/quote]
Probably
YO YO YO PEEPS! What’s the haps?!
K some random benchin’ today since I finished smolov Jr and wanna see where I’m at.
ALSO should mention yesterday I actually did not set foot in my gym! That has not happened in like a year, ha. I was actually too beat up and did not WANt to go, weird/awesome.
So ya bench
Warm up
125 x 2 ← First rep paused
125 x 3 ← All paused
125 x 3 ← Think first and last paused, I don’t remember. I know I paused somethin’
115 x 5 ← First/last paused
115 x 8 ← First/last paused
95 x 16 ha, first/last paused
Anyway, cool shit. Not even a single sticking point/slow motion OMG I might not make this, incident.
Might mess around in another few days to see if I can get up to 130
K some front raise/lat raise 2 x 12 each
bi curl/tri extension 3 x 12 each
lat pull down different grips bunch of sets
ropey cable abs 1 x 50
feet on ball plank 1 x however long I could stand it
I’ve decided to make this official PR week, so tomorrow I am going to deadlift, then maybe recovery day on monday, and squat testin’ tuesday. I DUNNO, whateves.
Life news:
I am scared about this carpal tunnel thingie I have going on. WHen I woke up this morning my right hand was completely numb and in horrible pain. I couldn’t even move my thumb for a good 20 minutes. SOmetimes the pain shoots up my entire arm into my shoulder and it hurts so bad I feel like I am going to puke. I wear one of those wrist brace thingies as much as I can, but it doesn’t do anything. Also, it’s very hard for me to sign sometimes because my fingers are half numb.
Volunteered at the Canadian Deaf games yesterday (and will again today). It’s very interesting/awesome to see all these Deaf people from all over Canada. I also got some good advice from people who have been interpreters for like 30 years.
OH LASTLY!!
I have this bus driver friend (that in itself makes me feel cool), he used to come to my gym and we had so much fun. He stopped coming and I check every bus that drives by me to see if he is driving AND TODAY I FOUND MY LONG LOST BUS DRIVER MAN FRIEND!! He was driving the 52, LOl. I told him he had to come back to the gym and be my workout buddy and we could high five and stuff. He said I should add him to facebook so maybe I’ll get a buddy, YAY!
That would be so awesome. I hate all the gym douchebags around me right now, he would really liven the place up.
MMKAY SEE YAS
Hey buds
Deadlifts
135 x 5
155 x 5
185 x 3
205 x 1
225 x 1
235 x 1
235 x 1
185 x 8
Back/hyper extension x BW x 20, 15, 15
Decline sit ups SS HLR 15/10 15/10 15/10
Seated leg curl 2 x 25
facepull 2 x 25
Quality sesh
Life news:
I saw another powerlifter in the gym today! A REAL ONE!!! EEKS! I knew him from before, but he was training at a different gym for a while so I hadn’t seen him in ages.
Really nice guy. It was lovely to see other chucks in the gym for a change. Everyone is just so damned douchey all the time…Forever alone
K nothing more, BYE
So there is still training that takes place here?
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
So there is still training that takes place here?[/quote]
HA! Only a little…
ALSO TO ADD to my log entry for today:
RE: Masturbating.
If you do not do it for 9-10 months, and then have this glorious mutliple orgasams (IE 4 in like 2 minutes< LOL) experience it WILL make your brain incapable of proper function for 36++ hours.
HAha, when I was volunteering the other day at a Deaf hockey GAME i forgot the sign for gAME! OMMGzz, I felt like such an arse!
I think it helps me recover from my workouts though, I will be adding it in after all my sessions now, hahaHA.
Does it offend anyone that I talk about masturbating? A lot of my chick friends want me to shut up…
WELL I don’t care if it does bother people, MMMMATTT or whatever talks about pooping.
Masturbating is the bees knees.
As is pooping.
Keep calm and carry on.