Most Useless Equipment in the Gym?

[quote]sam_sneed wrote:
juverulez wrote:
eggowned wrote:
juverulez wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Why does everyone gotta be hatin on the Smith Machine? It’s actually a really great piece of equipment.

is it? first time to hear… care to elaborate?

because tons of people have gotten fucking huge using it

lol, okay, if you say so…

I’ve seen a lot of very big people using it. [/quote]

Well, we all know that big people just got big via steroids and genetics and generally do everything wrong anyway, right?

:slight_smile:

[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
sam_sneed wrote:
juverulez wrote:
eggowned wrote:
juverulez wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Why does everyone gotta be hatin on the Smith Machine? It’s actually a really great piece of equipment.

is it? first time to hear… care to elaborate?

because tons of people have gotten fucking huge using it

lol, okay, if you say so…

I’ve seen a lot of very big people using it.

Well, we all know that big people just got big via steroids and genetics and generally do everything wrong anyway, right?

:slight_smile:
[/quote]

Don’t forget, they’re also weak (especially in the functional strength department)
:wink: :wink:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
sam_sneed wrote:
juverulez wrote:
eggowned wrote:
juverulez wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Why does everyone gotta be hatin on the Smith Machine? It’s actually a really great piece of equipment.

is it? first time to hear… care to elaborate?

because tons of people have gotten fucking huge using it

lol, okay, if you say so…

I’ve seen a lot of very big people using it.

Well, we all know that big people just got big via steroids and genetics and generally do everything wrong anyway, right?

:slight_smile:

Don’t forget, they’re also weak (especially in the functional strength department)
:wink: :wink: [/quote]

Ah yes, that too, of course.

smith machines definately have their place. i wouldnt use it for squats but a lot of people, big people, use it for RGBP and shoulder pressing. fixed plane of motions noooooooooooooooooooo!!! :frowning:

[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
sam_sneed wrote:
juverulez wrote:
eggowned wrote:
juverulez wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Why does everyone gotta be hatin on the Smith Machine? It’s actually a really great piece of equipment.

is it? first time to hear… care to elaborate?

because tons of people have gotten fucking huge using it

lol, okay, if you say so…

I’ve seen a lot of very big people using it.

Well, we all know that big people just got big via steroids and genetics and generally do everything wrong anyway, right?

:slight_smile:

Don’t forget, they’re also weak (especially in the functional strength department)
:wink: :wink:

Ah yes, that too, of course.
[/quote]

just wanted to add that they also fall asleep during their training.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
sam_sneed wrote:
juverulez wrote:
eggowned wrote:
juverulez wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Why does everyone gotta be hatin on the Smith Machine? It’s actually a really great piece of equipment.

is it? first time to hear… care to elaborate?

because tons of people have gotten fucking huge using it

lol, okay, if you say so…

I’ve seen a lot of very big people using it.

Well, we all know that big people just got big via steroids and genetics and generally do everything wrong anyway, right?

:slight_smile:

Don’t forget, they’re also weak (especially in the functional strength department)
:wink: :wink:

Ah yes, that too, of course.

just wanted to add that they also fall asleep during their training.
[/quote]

And we can’t climb stairs either without having a heart attack…

Soon to be a cripple: Picture 003.avi - YouTube

[quote]forlife wrote:
Sabastian525 wrote:
This piece of shit, without a doubt. I only ever see chicks and perverts on this thing, neither of which need a more defined tibialis anterior.

-Sab

Have never even seen that before…what is it, some kind of standing leg extension?[/quote]

We’ve got that stupid thing in my gym. It’s basically the opposite of a calve raise. You stand in it and raise your toes up. You feel it in the muscle to the right of your shin bone.

Elliptical Machine - my gym has 20 of those lined up. Huge waste of space.

The new Life Fitness Hack squat machine, my gym just replaced the old HS with this new piece of shit. The foot plate is about 8" shorter then the old one thus I can not go beyond 90deg bend in legs without my feet starting to slide off the end of the plate. The ass/back pads suck too, the back pads dig into your kidneys like a mofo if you put on more then 200lbs or so.

DIE DIE DIE!
http://us.commercial.lifefitness.com/content.cfm/hackpress

The 2009 members crew has now officially announced its presence on T-Nation with the anti-smith machine and anti-hammer strength fervor.

On a bodybuilding forum no less.

[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
sam_sneed wrote:
juverulez wrote:
eggowned wrote:
juverulez wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Why does everyone gotta be hatin on the Smith Machine? It’s actually a really great piece of equipment.

is it? first time to hear… care to elaborate?

because tons of people have gotten fucking huge using it

lol, okay, if you say so…

I’ve seen a lot of very big people using it.

Well, we all know that big people just got big via steroids and genetics and generally do everything wrong anyway, right?

:slight_smile:
[/quote]

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
smith machines definately have their place. i wouldnt use it for squats but a lot of people, big people, use it for RGBP and shoulder pressing. fixed plane of motions noooooooooooooooooooo!!! :([/quote]

Nah man, we know nothing… if u wanna get hyuuuge you gotta use the smith machine, it’s the way to go. It’s soooooo much better for doing the squat, cannot really think of a better piece of equipment. Gotta start deadlifting using it and see how that goes

[quote]rbpowerhouse wrote:
The 2009 members crew has now officially announced its presence on T-Nation with the anti-smith machine and anti-hammer strength fervor.

On a bodybuilding forum no less.

Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
sam_sneed wrote:
juverulez wrote:
eggowned wrote:
juverulez wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Why does everyone gotta be hatin on the Smith Machine? It’s actually a really great piece of equipment.

is it? first time to hear… care to elaborate?

because tons of people have gotten fucking huge using it

lol, okay, if you say so…

I’ve seen a lot of very big people using it.

Well, we all know that big people just got big via steroids and genetics and generally do everything wrong anyway, right?

:slight_smile:

[/quote]

alright, one month of difference and your 2006=2007 and my 2009=2008… what’s the big deal anyway? how is it related to the topic?

[quote]juverulez wrote:
eggowned wrote:
juverulez wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Why does everyone gotta be hatin on the Smith Machine? It’s actually a really great piece of equipment.

is it? first time to hear… care to elaborate?

because tons of people have gotten fucking huge using it

lol, okay, if you say so…[/quote]
Are you shitting me?

I can tell by your picture that you know tons about getting huge, but the Smith machine is a great tool. Please refrain from speaking on matters which you know nothing about for the good of the other forum-goers. I thought that the Smith was to be steered clear of for a long time because of clueless people like you. All equipment has a good use. Just because you haven’t found one doesn’t mean that others haven’t.

That guy looks gay…

[quote]Artem wrote:
juverulez wrote:
eggowned wrote:
juverulez wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
Why does everyone gotta be hatin on the Smith Machine? It’s actually a really great piece of equipment.

is it? first time to hear… care to elaborate?

because tons of people have gotten fucking huge using it

lol, okay, if you say so…
Are you shitting me?

I can tell by your picture that you know tons about getting huge, but the Smith machine is a great tool. Please refrain from speaking on matters which you know nothing about for the good of the other forum-goers. I thought that the Smith was to be steered clear of for a long time because of clueless people like you. All equipment has a good use. Just because you haven’t found one doesn’t mean that others haven’t.
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tsss, most certainly he got that big using the smith machine. I ve actually found not one but as many as 10 uses for a smith machine: Strength Training, Bodybuilding & Online Supplement Store - T NATION

That wasn’t a stab at you in any way.

When i see a 2009 join date I assume that the person began traning recently.
When people get into this hobby (usually a few weeks/months before they create an account here), they begin reading the published literature all over the internet - with the “athletics/performance trainers” demonizing machines and preaching the “free weights or bust” philosophy to young lifters interested in getting bigger…which unfortunately prevents a lot of hopefuls from consistently making progress up to and beyond an intermediate stage.

Bodybuilding is about progression - whether its on a nautilus machine or with a pair of DBs. GO from benching 100 pounds on a nautilus to benching 500 pounds on the same nautilus (while gaining bodyweight) and you will find your chest and shoulders are a lot thicker than before. The trouble is you’re not going from 100 pounds on a nautilus to 600 anytime soon if you JUST train that movement.

You typically find that strength gains on any movement stop once you hit a “fixed groove” in that movement which means your body has found its “perfect” way to execute said movement using your existing musculature to the fullest extent.
The guy benching 600-700 raw with a powerlifting form has ALSO hit his groove on the free weight BB press and the only changes he can make thereafter are changing foot placement, deepening arch, whatever. And they will rely on board presses (shortening ROM to accustom to heavier loads), accessory work and hypertrophy to draw further strength gains (if at all possible).

The trouble with machines is that they CAN plant you in a “fixed groove” a hell of a lot quicker than a free-weight movement does if you keep training the same movement. Thats one of the main reasons why free weights are generally more amenable to consistent strength gains and why movements involving a LOT of muscles (like the free weight squat) give you lots of room to “tweak your form” and milk strength gains from session to session.

The argument about “free weight movements” recruiting stabilizers is misunderstood. Just because a muscle is recruited as a stabilizer does not mean it receives a training effect from the movement…your calves stabilize you in a standing BB curl but you’re not getting thick-ass calves because of that. But the more muscles that are involved, the more room for “grinding out a rep” and increasing load on the bar - and thats why free weights are great. Grinding out a rep is trickier on a machine…but you have the option of restricting the focus on a specific muscle group so any progress will directly translate to a training effect for that group.

Thats also why forcing your body to use a “super-strict form” in any movement will quickly halt strength gains until you “soften your form” a bit and start focusing on a balance between load and form to keep the gains coming.

Anwyay, the point of this stupidly long post/hijack was just to remind you that progression is progression, whether free weights or machines. And as far as BBing is concerned, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the smith machine or hammer strength equipment (or any of the equipment listed on this thread thus far) beyond personal issues -the HS wide chest hurts my shoulders and my arms at my shoulder width don;t fit into most nautilus lateral raise machines so they’re useless for me for e.g. - as long as your focus is on increasing the weight.

\end{hijack} - back to e-oblivion

[quote]juverulez wrote:
alright, one month of difference and your 2006=2007 and my 2009=2008… what’s the big deal anyway? how is it related to the topic?[/quote]

[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:

You guys just have no clue how to use it properly.

It isn’t needed, but it sure is a gift to tricep and shoulder training for a whole bunch of people… And very useful when using exercise rotations…

No one calls the olympic barbell a useless piece of equipment, even though lots of people have truly ended up crippled from messing up on back squats, bench presses and whatnot.

It’s more often than not the people messing up, not the machines/exercises/equipment.
If squatting in the smith feels weird to you, then don’t do it. Doesn’t mean that the smith machine can’t be used for In-human Presses or wide-RGB’s or whatever else.

Some here just love to post the standard internet-article dogma bs every time some topic like this comes up (and I don’t really mean crooked crown by this, just a general observation…)

Edit: And of course there are a lot of different smith versions… Looks like the U.S. guys always get the crappy counter-weighted grandpa variant, well, not the smith’s fault.
[/quote]

I completely agree. Just wanted to take a quick shot at the smith machine, because I see SOOOOOOOO many trainers/trainees doing borderline stuff with them. Personally, I love them for explosive bench tosses. But when it comes to leg work, I’ll take a power rack any day. It’s very true that there is nothing inherently wrong with the smith machine, it just get misused a lot. And I was just waiting for somebody to make the point that a lot of people get crippled with olympic bars.

[quote]rbpowerhouse wrote:
That wasn’t a stab at you in any way.

When i see a 2009 join date I assume that the person began traning recently.
When people get into this hobby (usually a few weeks/months before they create an account here), they begin reading the published literature all over the internet - with the “athletics/performance trainers” demonizing machines and preaching the “free weights or bust” philosophy to young lifters interested in getting bigger…which unfortunately prevents a lot of hopefuls from consistently making progress up to and beyond an intermediate stage.

Bodybuilding is about progression - whether its on a nautilus machine or with a pair of DBs. GO from benching 100 pounds on a nautilus to benching 500 pounds on the same nautilus (while gaining bodyweight) and you will find your chest and shoulders are a lot thicker than before. The trouble is you’re not going from 100 pounds on a nautilus to 600 anytime soon if you JUST train that movement.
You typically find that strength gains on any movement stop once you hit a “fixed groove” in that movement which means your body has found its “perfect” way to execute said movement using your existing musculature to the fullest extent.
The guy benching 600-700 raw with a powerlifting form has ALSO hit his groove on the free weight BB press and the only changes he can make thereafter are changing foot placement, deepening arch, whatever. And they will rely on board presses (shortening ROM to accustom to heavier loads), accessory work and hypertrophy to draw further strength gains (if at all possible).
The trouble with machines is that they CAN plant you in a “fixed groove” a hell of a lot quicker than a free-weight movement does if you keep training the same movement. Thats one of the main reasons why free weights are generally more amenable to consistent strength gains and why movements involving a LOT of muscles (like the free weight squat) give you lots of room to “tweak your form” and milk strength gains from session to session.

The argument about “free weight movements” recruiting stabilizers is misunderstood. Just because a muscle is recruited as a stabilizer does not mean it receives a training effect from the movement…your calves stabilize you in a standing BB curl but you’re not getting thick-ass calves because of that. But the more muscles that are involved, the more room for “grinding out a rep” and increasing load on the bar - and thats why free weights are great. Grinding out a rep is trickier on a machine…but you have the option of restricting the focus on a specific muscle group so any progress will directly translate to a training effect for that group.

Thats also why forcing your body to use a “super-strict form” in any movement will quickly halt strength gains until you “soften your form” a bit and start focusing on a balance between load and form to keep the gains coming.

Anwyay, the point of this stupidly long post/hijack was just to remind you that progression is progression, whether free weights or machines. And as far as BBing is concerned, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the smith machine or hammer strength equipment (or any of the equipment listed on this thread thus far) beyond personal issues -the HS wide chest hurts my shoulders and my arms at my shoulder width don;t fit into most nautilus lateral raise machines so they’re useless for me for e.g. - as long as your focus is on increasing the weight.

\end{hijack} - back to e-oblivion

juverulez wrote:
alright, one month of difference and your 2006=2007 and my 2009=2008… what’s the big deal anyway? how is it related to the topic?

[/quote]
gotta say I like posts like this one, respect.
I’ve been working out a bit longer than this, nearly 3 years now but fair enough, how could you know. . I don’t use the smith machine for similar reasons and very rarely see anyone of serious size on it. Never really heard about anyone who overcame his plateu using SM, but I got your point, different things work for different people

[quote]CrookedCrown wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:

You guys just have no clue how to use it properly.

It isn’t needed, but it sure is a gift to tricep and shoulder training for a whole bunch of people… And very useful when using exercise rotations…

No one calls the olympic barbell a useless piece of equipment, even though lots of people have truly ended up crippled from messing up on back squats, bench presses and whatnot.

It’s more often than not the people messing up, not the machines/exercises/equipment.
If squatting in the smith feels weird to you, then don’t do it. Doesn’t mean that the smith machine can’t be used for In-human Presses or wide-RGB’s or whatever else.

Some here just love to post the standard internet-article dogma bs every time some topic like this comes up (and I don’t really mean crooked crown by this, just a general observation…)

Edit: And of course there are a lot of different smith versions… Looks like the U.S. guys always get the crappy counter-weighted grandpa variant, well, not the smith’s fault.

I completely agree. Just wanted to take a quick shot at the smith machine, because I see SOOOOOOOO many trainers/trainees doing borderline stuff with them. Personally, I love them for explosive bench tosses. But when it comes to leg work, I’ll take a power rack any day. It’s very true that there is nothing inherently wrong with the smith machine, it just get misused a lot. And I was just waiting for somebody to make the point that a lot of people get crippled with olympic bars.

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I use smith machines and other sensible machines, barbell movements, dumbbell movements.
I use them all! Why? All these things are means to help me achieve what my end goal is in this endeavor we call “bodybuilding”.

Plus I love using the smith machine or machine squats especially when my lower back is feeling fatigued from barbell movements.