I saw this in the paper…thought it was pretty funny.
Everyone says I do an uncanny Meatwad impression.
I think a littering fine would be justified, but that’s about it. Glad more people are finding out about ATHF.
Ted Turner should present the city with one of those oversized charity checks made out for ‘Not One Fucking Cent.’
A pretty good summation of events…
[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
A pretty good summation of events…
I am truly amazed at how disconnected some people are from pop culture. I hope with all my might I don’t become like that when I hit 40 years of age. I also hope that I don’t run scared for the rest of my life from Lite Bright pieces and cartoon characters.
If you can shut a whole city down by NOT doing anything even remotely approaching a terrorist attack…haven’t ‘the terrorists’ already won?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I am truly amazed at how disconnected some people are from pop culture. I hope with all my might I don’t become like that when I hit 40 years of age. I also hope that I don’t run scared for the rest of my life from Lite Bright pieces and cartoon characters.
If you can shut a whole city down by NOT doing anything even remotely approaching a terrorist attack…haven’t ‘the terrorists’ already won?
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[i]BOO![/i]
Yet another threatening, two-pronged, Lite Brite/cartoon character terrorist attack! Feel my wrath!
[quote]Freaky Styley wrote:
Ted Turner should present the city with one of those oversized charity checks made out for ‘Not One Fucking Cent.’[/quote]
I like the way you think, man.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
If you can shut a whole city down by NOT doing anything even remotely approaching a terrorist attack…haven’t ‘the terrorists’ already won?[/quote]
Yes.
[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Freaky Styley wrote:
Ted Turner should present the city with one of those oversized charity checks made out for ‘Not One Fucking Cent.’
I like the way you think, man.[/quote]
Damn, I can’t find a picture, but there was one ATHF episode where the mooninites tried to cash a giant moon check at 7-11. Ted should’ve gave them an exact repilica of that.
[quote]hockechamp14 wrote:
They thought those were bombs? LOL
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That question, is not about hair.
[quote]ElbowStrike wrote:
Professor X wrote:
If you can shut a whole city down by NOT doing anything even remotely approaching a terrorist attack…haven’t ‘the terrorists’ already won?
Yes.
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The terrorists didn’t make people pussies; the people made themselves pussies long before.
Moreover, this sort of panicky reaction doesn’t make our country any safer. If I’m a person with some sort of axe to grind with a country or society and I’m considering methods of doing so, I would take one look at an incident like this and conclude that this country is an ideal target for terror based methods. Think of the resource multiplication effect of having people shit themselves 100 times over nothing for every time you make them shit themselves for real. Fucking litebrites.
[quote]Donut62 wrote:
Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Freaky Styley wrote:
Ted Turner should present the city with one of those oversized charity checks made out for ‘Not One Fucking Cent.’
I like the way you think, man.
Damn, I can’t find a picture, but there was one ATHF episode where the mooninites tried to cash a giant moon check at 7-11. Ted should’ve gave them an exact repilica of that.[/quote]
Here you go:
[quote]BluePfaltz wrote:
hockechamp14 wrote:
They thought those were bombs? LOL
That question, is not about hair.
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PERFECT response.
LOL
[quote]etaco wrote:
Think of the resource multiplication effect of having people shit themselves 100 times over nothing for every time you make them shit themselves for real. Fucking litebrites.[/quote]
Which could be why the higher powers in government like having things like “terror alerts” to keep the people afraid and compliant. It’s just so easy.
TERROR THREAT LEVEL ORANGE?!
EVERYBODY PANIC!!!
[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Here you go:
LOL, thanks. “Let’s go challenge his shattered view of the world.”
[quote]ElbowStrike wrote:
TERROR THREAT LEVEL ORANGE?!
EVERYBODY PANIC!!![/quote]
It’s an Orange-Crimson Threat Level! Holy SHIT!
Everybody RUN!
“He’s not cashing the check Cup…lay into him again!”
I gotta say that is one of my favorite episodes.
[The Mooninites see all of Carl’s beer, underwear, and pornos lying around the living room]
Ignignokt: I don’t see anything I want, Err.
Err: Me neither.
Ignignokt: Burn it to the ground so others may not have it, either.
You know I was gonna cut my hair…I think I’ll keep it since 70’s styles are in now.
This dude has about 20 ATHF episodes.
“Shut up bitch! Get beer for me lawyer!”