Monkeyboy writes a Heartfelt note to Trev

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Well, since I’ve posted about 20 times this morning I’m finishing it up with this here thread, dedicated to my pal Trev. Ahem,

Trev, it’s been lonely since you left for Binghampton, baby. I miss you. I know I done you wrong but when you come back, things’ll be different, you’ll see. I know you’re far away now, and I understand that you got your life and I got mine. That don’t mean we can’t work it out. I ain’t givin’ up, not mah style. Just come back and we’ll work it out. Otherwise I’m gonna bang your girlfriend. Lata.

MBE: "Overdone to the Nth since 0087. JADABB founder, 2002."

-Eric

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I’m worried about this simian. I didn’t know he swung out of both sides of the tree.

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Shhhh! You’re ruining my ploy to get Trv to spew GROW all over his console. Damnit, 'Roids. Lata.

MBE: “The nexus of clamity since 1455. JADABB founder, 2002.”

-Eric

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Holy shit that was the funniest thing I have read all day. Oh man that’s great. Bro, we can hang out as soon as I get home. Or you can come up to visit. Also, you can borrow my girlfriend, just make sure you was her off before you give her back. Damned monkey germs =) I’ll speak to you soon.

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So, Trev’s girlfriend is a blow-up doll right?

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Trev you really gonna let your gf hang on his monkey bar?

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My, God! Stop it! My eyes are burning! No more posts like this! Please!

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Hehehe…nah, I don’t think I’ll let him. He knows if he goes near my girl I have a Trojan with his little sister’s name written aaaalllll ovah it.

Trev: The One Your Mother Warned You About - since 1828

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Trev, I’m gonna kick your ass, man. MBE and I used to hang around together on these threads, highjacking them with abandon and posting all kinds of stuff about people’s asses. Then YOU came along and ruined it all. All he can talk about now is Trev-this and Trev-that. Well, I’m coming for you and I’m gonna fix your little red wagon - but good!.


Just remember, you … you … monkey-stealer you: when you least expect it - expect it!

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Char, baby. You KNOW well that I would, nor could ever abandon you. Who was with me for the short-lived “Hijack nearly every post-a-thon?” Who was one of the original T-freques? Just because I share still-bleeding deceased animals with Trev don’t mean you don’t still have a prominant place in my hut 'o love, and name the title you’d care to take in JADABB; admiral? Top-Dawg? Just name it. Hell, I don’t have any clients tomorrow to worry about…who’s up for a hijacking romp tonight? Lata.

MBE: “T-mag’s answer to Mr. Rogers since 1982. JADABB founder, 2002.”

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Well, okay then. (Sniff.)


c-d: “JADABB Admiral Imperator Emeritus, Lord of the Realm, Emperor for Life (and so on and so forth), since MBE’s last post.”

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You saying MBE has a little sister? She hot? Not too hairy eh? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Yeah you should come to Binghamton, no it’s not a 'hampton. work out at this gym - American Family Fitness, you’ll enjoy the clown pants, belters and a new species i discovered… the dumbell collector… the’ll have like ten of em by their bench. all different weights

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Yes, MBE has got a little sister, and no, she isn’t hairy. Pretty cute…but I’ll leave her alone.

And Publius, I DO work out at AFF...

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I can almost guarantee you that the “dumbbell collectors” are doing Body-for-Life. I’ll put money on it…lot’s of money.