Milk

Seeing as its 2000

half the posters on this site weren’t even born yet

Oh noes, it’s 2000 all over again? Let’s see, I’m 220 lbs of blubber, sitting in front of a computer playing Baldur’s Gate 2 and Heroes of Might and Magic 3.

Not so much blubber now, but damn it if I’m not wasting my time at a computer once again. I should burn the fucking thing.

seeing that it’s 2000, OP throw out the old milk, it’s done bad!

Damn, hopefully we’ve all come a long way since 2000.

Seeing that its 2000, I survived the Y2K bug

TS joined in 2003 but the thread was made in 2000? What?

[quote]Oroborus wrote:
TS joined in 2003 but the thread was made in 2000? What?[/quote]

I’ve been here since 2000 but my stats list me as 2002. The board went through some overhauls during that time period and erased our original join date.

It’s 2000, I just graduated college and am working my 1st real job in NYC. Still my #1 concern is not work but where the next piece of pussy is coming from. I’m 6 ft 170, don’t workout but brag that I can bench 10 lbs over my body weight (based on fuckin around in the gym one day). I measured my biceps out of curiosity and they’re a massive 13" flexed.

It’s now 2009 and I drink a half gallon of milk every single day.

Since it’s 2000, I’ll be risky and invest in this search engine based company named Google! Gonna make sure Drew Bledsoe never gets injured too, fuck Tom Brady.

[quote]red04 wrote:
Since it’s 2000, I’ll be risky and invest in this search engine based company named Google! Gonna make sure Drew Bledsoe never gets injured too, fuck Tom Brady.[/quote]

Well…I’m going to go find some young wannabe actress named Jessica Biel and get her pregnant.

It’s 2000, I just graduated HS and am in a relationship that will last 6 yrs with an awful bitch of a girl. Yeah, way to waste my college years

Since it’s 2000 I’ve stopped jerkin’ it to Britney Spears…I mean, it’s not 1990 anymore, right?

Wait, what?

[quote]Kai wrote:
Take a clue from all other species of mammals on the planet.
Do any of them drink milk past infancy? If nature intended us to keep on drinking milk then mother earth would keep women lactating all their lives.
[/quote]
Just to extend this ancient, stupid fallacy, let’s take a cue from all other mammals on the planet and not have a fucking space shuttle either. Let’s become flexbile enough to lick our balls to clean them with saliva, nature’s soap. I am so puking sick of people pointing this out as if everybody within earshot is supposed to stick their fingers in their ass in dumbfounded revelation and rethink the nature of their existence at their stunning insight. This was posted nine years ago when I had just cut my mullet and listened to the songs of Rob Zombie like he was God and people continue to proclaim this idiotic, ill-informed platitude as if they were the first one to have this thought crackle through their neurons. I’m going to have a tall glass of fucking cows milk and it will taste awesome.

[quote]Kai wrote:
Take a clue from all other species of mammals on the planet.
Do any of them drink milk past infancy? If nature intended us to keep on drinking milk then mother earth would keep women lactating all their lives.
[/quote]

We weren’t intended to have 22 inch arms and 30 inch thighs either. But we do it.

[quote]Kai wrote:
Take a clue from all other species of mammals on the planet.
Do any of them drink milk past infancy? If nature intended us to keep on drinking milk then mother earth would keep women lactating all their lives.
[/quote]

can any of them build aircraft carriers ?

didnt think so

actually cats will drink milk ;), there ya go an answer to the question

[quote]The.Mentalist wrote:
Why the fuck would you bump an almost 9 year old thread?[/quote]

Maybe Y2K is finally rearing its ugly head?

But I’ll play…it’s 2000 and I am in grad school
and sleep in the lab 3-5 times per week…on second thought
lets not play : )

its the year 2000

im 13 years old

i get pron fron googling pron

and i use a trial disc of AOL 3.0

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
its the year 2000

im 13 years old

i get pron fron googling pron

and i use a trial disc of AOL 3.0[/quote]

lol, had to love the modem dialing out. chat rooms were where you met girls, then years later a smart man invented myspace

Shit… It being July in 2000, I was probably loaded up on 7-10 green gel tabs, 12-16 beers and about a quarter zip, rope swinging into the quarry and then driving entirely too fast down dirt roads to the kegger by the tracks. (Sometimes I honestly wonder how I got from there to here, or how I’m alive at all…)

I wonder if mosquito’s get drunk from biting you while you are drunk.