Lots of cool ass friends
A big ass family all of which gets along (most of the time)
A really cool chick
A hobby that I’m addicted to that makes me look better day in and day out
Easy job that makes good money
Government is throwing out stimulus incentives like it’s candy
Free online porn is now the norm
California will soon vote on legalizing marijuana
Arnold Schwarzenneger is my Governor
You have the ultimate trump card, Edgy. You’re a motherfucking VIKING!! I mean you kick ass the way most people tie their shoes. Awesome. Pure and simple
life is awesome because mixed kids are in high demand… “Obama, tiger woods, vin diesel, the rock, derek jeter” They paved the way for kids like me to get all the white chicks I want. This bud’s for you!
I’ve got 3 beautiful daughters.
I live with my best friend and former brother in law.
My house is always very clean.
I host a morning TV show with my former brother in law’s wife.