I’ll go first (obviously):
Lots of cool ass friends
A big ass family all of which gets along (most of the time)
A really cool chick
A hobby that I’m addicted to that makes me look better day in and day out
Easy job that makes good money
I know this might be cheesy but think about it.
Above average size penis
Almost 4 abs showing
Nintendo simulator online
I got nothing.
Sorry, Man.
Nothing.
Government is throwing out stimulus incentives like it’s candy
Free online porn is now the norm
California will soon vote on legalizing marijuana
Arnold Schwarzenneger is my Governor
Living the dream!!
so did you just come to brag or, what?
What do you do and how much money are you making? I’m trying to put this in perspective.
i would like to see pics of “A really cool chick”
[quote]Edgy wrote:
I got nothing.
Sorry, Man.
Nothing.[/quote]
You have the ultimate trump card, Edgy. You’re a motherfucking VIKING!! I mean you kick ass the way most people tie their shoes. Awesome. Pure and simple
[quote]Kerley wrote:
i would like to see pics of “A really cool chick”[/quote]
well then look at your avatar fuck-head
My life is awesome because I’m awesome. 'Nuff said.
Great Family
Great Friends
Great Job
Great Health
Great Mind
Couldn’t be happier.
Be good to those around you, and life will be good to you.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
i would like to see pics of “A really cool chick”[/quote]
well then look at your avatar fuck-head[/quote]
i wanna see his really cool chick dick-wad!
Motherfucker I’m awesome
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
i would like to see pics of “A really cool chick”[/quote]
well then look at your avatar fuck-head[/quote]
i wanna see his really cool chick dick-wad![/quote]
you didn’t say that ass-hat … say what you mean and mean what you say … own up to your mistake Susie, stop being a cum-stain
[quote]Kerley wrote:
i would like to see pics of “A really cool chick”[/quote]
lol, sorry don’t post pics of people i know, or myself, online.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
i would like to see pics of “A really cool chick”[/quote]
well then look at your avatar fuck-head[/quote]
i wanna see his really cool chick dick-wad![/quote]
you didn’t say that ass-hat … say what you mean and mean what you say … own up to your mistake Susie, stop being a cum-stain[/quote]
He put it in quotes…ipso facto, he did say it.
Now apologize to Susie!
life is awesome because mixed kids are in high demand… “Obama, tiger woods, vin diesel, the rock, derek jeter” They paved the way for kids like me to get all the white chicks I want. This bud’s for you!
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
i would like to see pics of “A really cool chick”[/quote]
well then look at your avatar fuck-head[/quote]
i wanna see his really cool chick dick-wad![/quote]
you didn’t say that ass-hat … say what you mean and mean what you say … own up to your mistake Susie, stop being a cum-stain[/quote]
[quote]markdp wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
i would like to see pics of “A really cool chick”[/quote]
lol, sorry don’t post pics of people i know, or myself, online.[/quote]
Dude we really dont care that your girlfriend is fat.
I’ve got 3 beautiful daughters.
I live with my best friend and former brother in law.
My house is always very clean.
I host a morning TV show with my former brother in law’s wife.