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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
He should have caressed your trembling bussombz with his bloody hands.

He should have cut your bra open with his hunting knife.

He should have taken you on a rug in front of a fire he himself built.

Alas, he was born in unfortunate times and is afraid to be a man. [/quote]

But enough about YOUR weirdo fantasies!

FYI, no woman wants blood on her $58 minimizing bra, much less having it cut.[/quote]

You would be as wet as October.

And blow up HIS phone.

Come on Emily, lie to me. [/quote]

Oh, okay.

Yes. I would text at 5:28 am, then at 5:32 and 5:50 am, then at 6:15 am I’d call and say good morning! Couple more texts while getting ready for work and then when I figured he was in the car heading into work at 7:30 or so, call and wish him a nice day.

:)[/quote]

Probably not.

But, the scenario I described above, you would have loved every second of it.

Plus, I would have gotten you a new bra.

Dark red satin, certainly not minimizing and with panties to match.

But then, I am thoroughly unmanginaed so a “minimizing bra” would be ripped to shreds by my steely eyed gaze alone…[/quote]

Dude. Minimizing bras fight back.

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
He should have caressed your trembling bussombz with his bloody hands.

He should have cut your bra open with his hunting knife.

He should have taken you on a rug in front of a fire he himself built.

Alas, he was born in unfortunate times and is afraid to be a man. [/quote]

But enough about YOUR weirdo fantasies!

FYI, no woman wants blood on her $58 minimizing bra, much less having it cut.[/quote]

You would be as wet as October.

And blow up HIS phone.

Come on Emily, lie to me. [/quote]

Oh, okay.

Yes. I would text at 5:28 am, then at 5:32 and 5:50 am, then at 6:15 am I’d call and say good morning! Couple more texts while getting ready for work and then when I figured he was in the car heading into work at 7:30 or so, call and wish him a nice day.

:)[/quote]

Probably not.

But, the scenario I described above, you would have loved every second of it.

Plus, I would have gotten you a new bra.

Dark red satin, certainly not minimizing and with panties to match.

But then, I am thoroughly unmanginaed so a “minimizing bra” would be ripped to shreds by my steely eyed gaze alone…[/quote]

Does this stuff really work with Austrian women?[/quote]

Shush, I am outcome independent.

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
He should have caressed your trembling bussombz with his bloody hands.

He should have cut your bra open with his hunting knife.

He should have taken you on a rug in front of a fire he himself built.

Alas, he was born in unfortunate times and is afraid to be a man. [/quote]

But enough about YOUR weirdo fantasies!

FYI, no woman wants blood on her $58 minimizing bra, much less having it cut.[/quote]

You would be as wet as October.

And blow up HIS phone.

Come on Emily, lie to me. [/quote]

Oh, okay.

Yes. I would text at 5:28 am, then at 5:32 and 5:50 am, then at 6:15 am I’d call and say good morning! Couple more texts while getting ready for work and then when I figured he was in the car heading into work at 7:30 or so, call and wish him a nice day.

:)[/quote]

Probably not.

But, the scenario I described above, you would have loved every second of it.

Plus, I would have gotten you a new bra.

Dark red satin, certainly not minimizing and with panties to match.

But then, I am thoroughly unmanginaed so a “minimizing bra” would be ripped to shreds by my steely eyed gaze alone…[/quote]

Dude. Minimizing bras fight back. [/quote]

I am sure they put up a hard fight.

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
He should have caressed your trembling bussombz with his bloody hands.

He should have cut your bra open with his hunting knife.

He should have taken you on a rug in front of a fire he himself built.

Alas, he was born in unfortunate times and is afraid to be a man. [/quote]

But enough about YOUR weirdo fantasies!

FYI, no woman wants blood on her $58 minimizing bra, much less having it cut.[/quote]

You would be as wet as October.

And blow up HIS phone.

Come on Emily, lie to me. [/quote]

Oh, okay.

Yes. I would text at 5:28 am, then at 5:32 and 5:50 am, then at 6:15 am I’d call and say good morning! Couple more texts while getting ready for work and then when I figured he was in the car heading into work at 7:30 or so, call and wish him a nice day.

:)[/quote]

Probably not.

But, the scenario I described above, you would have loved every second of it.

Plus, I would have gotten you a new bra.

Dark red satin, certainly not minimizing and with panties to match.

But then, I am thoroughly unmanginaed so a “minimizing bra” would be ripped to shreds by my steely eyed gaze alone…[/quote]

Does this stuff really work with Austrian women?[/quote]

Shush, I am outcome independent.

[/quote]

AKA “psychotic.”[/quote]

No, that would mean I see things.

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
He should have caressed your trembling bussombz with his bloody hands.

He should have cut your bra open with his hunting knife.

He should have taken you on a rug in front of a fire he himself built.

Alas, he was born in unfortunate times and is afraid to be a man. [/quote]

But enough about YOUR weirdo fantasies!

FYI, no woman wants blood on her $58 minimizing bra, much less having it cut.[/quote]

You would be as wet as October.

And blow up HIS phone.

Come on Emily, lie to me. [/quote]

Oh, okay.

Yes. I would text at 5:28 am, then at 5:32 and 5:50 am, then at 6:15 am I’d call and say good morning! Couple more texts while getting ready for work and then when I figured he was in the car heading into work at 7:30 or so, call and wish him a nice day.

:)[/quote]

Probably not.

But, the scenario I described above, you would have loved every second of it.

Plus, I would have gotten you a new bra.

Dark red satin, certainly not minimizing and with panties to match.

But then, I am thoroughly unmanginaed so a “minimizing bra” would be ripped to shreds by my steely eyed gaze alone…[/quote]

Does this stuff really work with Austrian women?[/quote]

Shush, I am outcome independent.

[/quote]

AKA “psychotic.”[/quote]

No, that would mean I see things. [/quote]

Sorry, Sigmund; loss of contact with reality is what defines psychosis.
[/quote]

Well in that case, look at her posts.

She dances around the point but she never lies to me by telling me its not true.

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
He should have caressed your trembling bussombz with his bloody hands.

He should have cut your bra open with his hunting knife.

He should have taken you on a rug in front of a fire he himself built.

Alas, he was born in unfortunate times and is afraid to be a man. [/quote]

But enough about YOUR weirdo fantasies!

FYI, no woman wants blood on her $58 minimizing bra, much less having it cut.[/quote]

You would be as wet as October.

And blow up HIS phone.

Come on Emily, lie to me. [/quote]

Oh, okay.

Yes. I would text at 5:28 am, then at 5:32 and 5:50 am, then at 6:15 am I’d call and say good morning! Couple more texts while getting ready for work and then when I figured he was in the car heading into work at 7:30 or so, call and wish him a nice day.

:)[/quote]

Probably not.

But, the scenario I described above, you would have loved every second of it.

Plus, I would have gotten you a new bra.

Dark red satin, certainly not minimizing and with panties to match.

But then, I am thoroughly unmanginaed so a “minimizing bra” would be ripped to shreds by my steely eyed gaze alone…[/quote]

Does this stuff really work with Austrian women?[/quote]

Shush, I am outcome independent.

[/quote]

AKA “psychotic.”[/quote]

No, that would mean I see things. [/quote]

Sorry, Sigmund; loss of contact with reality is what defines psychosis.
[/quote]

Well in that case, look at her posts.

She dances around the point but she never lies to me by telling me its not true.

[/quote]

Let me get back to you.

I need to try and figure out the meaning of that last sentence.[/quote]

Women of quality do not like to lie.

They will if it is forced upon them by circumstances but they would rather not.

If you have a halfway reasonable hypothesis how they tick you will almost never be lied to by a woman.

Sure, they will raise hell around the edges, yes, they will manipulate, obfuscate and infuriate, but they wont lie.

Usually.

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
He should have caressed your trembling bussombz with his bloody hands.

He should have cut your bra open with his hunting knife.

He should have taken you on a rug in front of a fire he himself built.

Alas, he was born in unfortunate times and is afraid to be a man. [/quote]

But enough about YOUR weirdo fantasies!

FYI, no woman wants blood on her $58 minimizing bra, much less having it cut.[/quote]

You would be as wet as October.

And blow up HIS phone.

Come on Emily, lie to me. [/quote]

Oh, okay.

Yes. I would text at 5:28 am, then at 5:32 and 5:50 am, then at 6:15 am I’d call and say good morning! Couple more texts while getting ready for work and then when I figured he was in the car heading into work at 7:30 or so, call and wish him a nice day.

:)[/quote]

Probably not.

But, the scenario I described above, you would have loved every second of it.

Plus, I would have gotten you a new bra.

Dark red satin, certainly not minimizing and with panties to match.

But then, I am thoroughly unmanginaed so a “minimizing bra” would be ripped to shreds by my steely eyed gaze alone…[/quote]

Does this stuff really work with Austrian women?[/quote]

Shush, I am outcome independent.

[/quote]

AKA “psychotic.”[/quote]

No, that would mean I see things. [/quote]

Sorry, Sigmund; loss of contact with reality is what defines psychosis.
[/quote]

Well in that case, look at her posts.

She dances around the point but she never lies to me by telling me its not true.

[/quote]

Let me get back to you.

I need to try and figure out the meaning of that last sentence.[/quote]

Women of quality do not like to lie.

They will if it is forced upon them by circumstances but they would rather not.

If you have a halfway reasonable hypothesis how they tick you will almost never be lied to by a woman.

Sure, they will raise hell around the edges, yes, they will manipulate, obfuscate and infuriate, but they wont lie.

Usually. [/quote]

What? I (if I am “she”) said women do not want bloody or torn bras!

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
minimizing bra[/quote]
Wait wut?[/quote]

Old news.[/quote]

Yes. I’m curvy, csulli. Everyone but you knew already.

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
He should have caressed your trembling bussombz with his bloody hands.

He should have cut your bra open with his hunting knife.

He should have taken you on a rug in front of a fire he himself built.

Alas, he was born in unfortunate times and is afraid to be a man. [/quote]

But enough about YOUR weirdo fantasies!

FYI, no woman wants blood on her $58 minimizing bra, much less having it cut.[/quote]

You would be as wet as October.

And blow up HIS phone.

Come on Emily, lie to me. [/quote]

Oh, okay.

Yes. I would text at 5:28 am, then at 5:32 and 5:50 am, then at 6:15 am I’d call and say good morning! Couple more texts while getting ready for work and then when I figured he was in the car heading into work at 7:30 or so, call and wish him a nice day.

:)[/quote]

Probably not.

But, the scenario I described above, you would have loved every second of it.

Plus, I would have gotten you a new bra.

Dark red satin, certainly not minimizing and with panties to match.

But then, I am thoroughly unmanginaed so a “minimizing bra” would be ripped to shreds by my steely eyed gaze alone…[/quote]

Does this stuff really work with Austrian women?[/quote]

Shush, I am outcome independent.

[/quote]

AKA “psychotic.”[/quote]

No, that would mean I see things. [/quote]

Sorry, Sigmund; loss of contact with reality is what defines psychosis.
[/quote]

Well in that case, look at her posts.

She dances around the point but she never lies to me by telling me its not true.

[/quote]

Let me get back to you.

I need to try and figure out the meaning of that last sentence.[/quote]

Women of quality do not like to lie.

They will if it is forced upon them by circumstances but they would rather not.

If you have a halfway reasonable hypothesis how they tick you will almost never be lied to by a woman.

Sure, they will raise hell around the edges, yes, they will manipulate, obfuscate and infuriate, but they wont lie.

Usually. [/quote]

What? I (if I am “she”) said women do not want bloody or torn bras! [/quote]

Of course not.

You would just love the feeling of having them cut/ripped from your helpless trembling body.

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
minimizing bra[/quote]
Wait wut?[/quote]

Old news.[/quote]

Yes. I’m curvy, csulli. Everyone but you knew already.[/quote]

Its a curse.

Alas, not everyone can look like a 13 year old boy.

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[quote]pushharder wrote:
Minimizing bras? What the heck is going on in here, Em?[/quote]

She is POWing her puppies.

Amd she is rebellig against the liberating knife.

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I don’t want them to be a focal point in my day-to-day life, that’s all. They can be a nice surprise when I know someone well enough to undress. I have sexier bras for special occasion and some of my minimizing bras are lacy and sexy, though obviously not madly so. More like “pretty” I guess.

The other reason is that I have a good body for clothes, and I like them, and reining things in a bit makes it easier to fit my preferred style of dress well.

I still probably look like a C cup, so it’s not like they’re gone.