I feel that dog. Seriously. I’m stealing that picture for my computer background today.
And I will admit to being intently jealous of the EFS training.
Ive been waiting and waiting to post this, and have yet to have an opportunity, so Im just going to post it up now. Makes it easier for me I guess.
Jason
pegg- shoulda posted it in the $1000 transformation thread!
masch- my coworkers have never tried one, but they hate my HOT-ROX and they shudder at my Spike. GET ON IT, BITCHES!! GET!! ON!! IT!! its been one of THOOOOOOSE days. will be having some benadryl tonight. yes, i rike deh puppeh tew.
kimba- glad i can help. you check your porch yet? theres only so many airholes in those boxes…
frzn- yeah, seems like too many days are mondays… workin retail theres only days off, not really, “weekends.”
and to those who are jealous of my efs training and keep calling me a lucky bitch…
YES. YES I AM. SUUUUUUUCK IIIIIIIT!!!
i should make dinner and go to bed now.
You have been a good girl, CBear.
Love the hypnotic nuts. I’m still dizzy.
[quote]kpsnap wrote:
Love the hypnotic nuts. I’m still dizzy.[/quote]
Youre not the first lady that has happened to. BWAHAHAHA
Jason
The nuts don’t work on 8 yr old boys…I guess thats a good thing.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
and to those who are jealous of my efs training and keep calling me a lucky bitch…
YES. YES I AM. SUUUUUUUCK IIIIIIIT!!!
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Evs bitch! You may have EFS, but here in NYC we have gyros. Tons and tons of gyros! All warm and meaty and slathered with special white sauce, just ready to be shoved down one’s gullet. And once you’re done with your gyro you can go the next block over and have some shwarma, or a delicious chicken kabob. Endless supplies of street meat…
/end jealous ranting
MD has crabs, haha!
My gay friend Harvey lives in MD. I don’t think he has crabs, though… Actually no, come to think of it. Apparently he shaves.
Masch that pic is beyond cute!
Jason, your nuts are moving around and making me crazy.
I know. I’m not the first lady that has happened to.
Maschy, I had my first gyro ever in my life yesterday and it was DELICIOUS!
snap- really just means i havent been caught lately. SWEET!
MIM- was really confused for a sec.
cal- you made it worse confusion, but with lolz.
n- lil bit o sauce and that pic would be tasty!
kimba- really, your FIRST?! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!!! nothing, anymore, but damn! if i coulda been a fly on the wall…
no training this week. gonna get an awesome paycheck, though.
last and probably least,
CREEPER PM!
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06:04 PM
subject:PIC
message: you have some nice legs C. love the picture of you on the bed. [/quote]
ps. netflix instant movies ROCK!
I was really confused or you were? It’s ok, I’m always confused.
i was. i thought you were sayin MD as a screen name abbrev and i was like wut? whos that guy? did i miss a joke? oh. maryland!
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
Endless supplies of street meat…
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Ah hahahaha
That looks like a badly packed kebab.
mp- i like that you show up with food. I’ll let you hang around for awhile. 
cal- its the best sammich EVAR! dont you be talkin shit about gyros!! rawr!
I’m still alive, but havent made it to the gym at all this week.
worked 6 days in a row, 3 of those days I opened at one store, 45 min away, then drove to my store for an 8+ hour shift to close. definitely did NOT want to lift when i left work.
thursday- because it was raining, i wore different shoes to work (shoxx instead of puma speedcats) because I’ve worn the pumas so much for so long that there’s a hole in the sole and the side has blown out. if i spread my toes my pinky and ring toe peek out. I still like wearing them because theyre like slippers and i hafta stand for 8 hours a day. I’ve also been too cheap to spend $75 on a new pair.
so by the time 2pm rolled around i was hating life. the little bit of elevation on the shoxx made my entire body hate itself from calves to quads to low back to neck. it was NOT what i needed, esp with the crazy work schedule.
friday- was dry, i wore my pumas, and all was well enough with the world. as far as my feet were concerned. on a normally staffed day, there are 4 technicians. friday, it was me and one other morbidly obese asshole. so when pegg came into town at 10 to spend the weekend with me, i was still at work, going back and forth with necessary paperwork and catching up on rx’s that had yet to be completed.
just in case i was over reacting about how stressful the day was, i checked the numbers. on a normal friday during this time, with a full staff, we’ll fill about 250 rx’s from 8am to 9pm. we did 260 this friday with half the people.
saturday- you think im gonna say lifting at efs? NOPE! jason and i drove down to THE Ohio State University, parked in the garage right next to the stadium, and watched the game. I didnt get to go at all last year, and i normally make it to a couple. (I know someone with season home game tickets and a parking pass for the garage.) It was Jasons first live and in person game, im pretty sure i was as excited for him to be there as i was myself.
by now the scores and stats are all posted, so i wont bother with those, you’ll get my own commentary.
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males- take off your hat during the national anthem. not up for debate. i wasnt about to ruin jasons first game by kicking that son of a bitch in the back of the head, so i loudly told jason what i thought about it, and im pretty sure the guy heard me, because he was sitting right in front of us.
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people in general- ive been told that seat hopping happens, and im almost flattered you think my seat is awesome enough to try to make it your own. however, my ticket says my ass belongs on that number in this row, so unless you can say the same, GET THE FUCK OUT OF IT! yet another thing i didnt want to ruin jasons game with. the people on the other side of us had left, so we scooted down. not the point. remember the apple core?
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its getting to the point that im personally offended by fat people within my eyesight. conceited, horrible, whatever you want to call it, i know im goin straight to hell- thats just putting me in the express lane. one of the women sitting near me, wearing a mini skirt, had thighs as big around as both my shoulders, had gone wading in cottage cheese, and somehow managed to make it stick. snack for later? i dunno. the tanning she’d done did not disguise this atrocity in any way. makes me wonder if they have special tanning beds for 300lb+ people.
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i still, every time, get goosebumps and chills when the OSU band plays. it’s a jump up and down, screaming type thing that happens just like during the game.
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sure tv gives you the opportunity to drink beer, sit on a couch, pause to go to the bathroom, etc, BUT! nothing is as awesome as being at THE game. seeing 105,000 people all there for the same reason you are? AWESOME!
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stadium food. wildly expensive but so delicious.
after the game pegg was gracious enough to come shopping with me. got a couple new pairs of yoga pants, and new speedcats. Im still determined to wear the others until they literally fall off my feet.
this morning, i had every intention of making it to EFS to train, and that didnt happen. difficulty getting out of bed and then chatting with my dad, on top of the drive there, means i wouldve gotten there as everyone else was leaving. pegg and i can lift at the local later this afternoon.
school starts this next week and so does my new routine. grateful for all of it, esp the reduction in work hours and increase in gym time.
pics to follow.
halftime pitstains
my hair is so often in a bun, i didnt realize how long it was until i scratched my low back and got a handful.
i’ve made pegg assure me that thing on my back is indeed a lat roll bc of my bra and not a fat roll.
(i knew, i just like hearing it.)