[quote]Patch2 wrote:
keep on dumping your brain out onto us. There are really helpful chunks in there. [/quote]
why did the pic of you hugging the toilet just pop in my mind? 
you won’t be keeping that seat warm for long!
so…technically i’m still a virgin…and NICE PULL! but you know, if you keep doing that…
[quote]nlmain wrote:
[quote]Patch2 wrote:
keep on dumping your brain out onto us. There are really helpful chunks in there. [/quote]
why did the pic of you hugging the toilet just pop in my mind?
you won’t be keeping that seat warm for long!
[/quote]
Yeah, I did write that weird. idk
FUCK YEAH!
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
patch- awwww!!! fank yous! I’ll ponder on “helpful chunks.” it’s weird and i like it. i may use it. and the lolcat pic. plz pm it to me, i dunno how to save em from firefox.
dharma- you are a motherfucker of an alarm clock. i think it’s the accent. im so not used to hearing one outside of walmart that it startles me some. then i forget i have the phone in my ear and get startled again. i dont have a whole brain when i wake up, it’s kept in the coffee maker.
n- she said HELPFUL chunks!! rawr!!
drug- you’re a virgin and kilos = lbs in florida.
skye- WOOOO!! mom watched the video while it was still on my camera, and she asked 2 questions- why i tell ted to shut up, and what i yell when i lift the weight. now mom, really, you taught me the F word. you should know what it sounds like!! FUCK!
did some dicking around with lower body stuffs on tuesday.
leg presticles, GHR, pullups (ok not all lower body but i wanted to do it)
eats have been pretty good, i did have a totinos pizza last night because I WANTED IT. saw how puffy my eyes were when i woke up and it’ll be awhile before i do that again. blindfold me with dental floss.
school is… well, imma rock the fuck out of this session.
bai bitches gots grownup stuffs to do!!
leg presticles 
are you wearing that belt to make you look thinner?
Why the fuck not, I’ve included you bitches on my school assignments before.
The prompt- 20 lines or less, an ode to something disturbing, use these four words- emblem, transmute, supplicate, hosanna.
I handed out copies on Monday, and the other students had several days to read and comment. in class on Thursday, i read the poem aloud and didn’t speak until everyone else was done talking.
So imma copy/paste, deal with the MSWord stuffs.
Use the knife, the needle, the hook, the ink, the iron.
Destroy the temple, his image his plan and his perfection.
Adulterate the blank canvas; carve color and burn carefully.
Pinch or pain, pleasure, blood, but never satisfaction.
Emblems offensive, meaningless, sacred or unknown.
Look out through the windows of the temple and
See a reflection untrue to the spirit within.
Earrings, ink, or implants- scars, suspension or injection-
Slash and burn, shock and awe, transmute marble to silk, vinegar to
honey; let passers by
See the soul within.
Shrill are the cries of savagery, mutilation, ignorance and disgust.
Cross the street, slam the door, ground your daughter.
Pitiful supplication for honesty and perception
Hosanna! They don?t understand.
There’s def some stuff to change.
First off, fucking awesome pulling bear! Nice vid. Hilarious commentary. Your stance is so close!
Second - nice words, girl. Definitely resonates. Build it up, burn it down. Do it again.
Legpresticles. I loled.
maschy- yay you came by!! im still kind of surprised when anyone says they like what i write, but its a nice surprise. 
bg- it made sense when i typed it.
woke up last night and couldnt fall back asleep for the life of me, which made the 8am shift interesting… so i worked till 5 and it was slow enough that i could dick around some, thanks in part to the intern that’s still around during her summer break.
missed lifting with the big boys @ EFS, as I will tomorrow, bc I’m working again.
SO
When i got to the local gym it was closed. fucking summer hours.
decided to grab the cleats and get over to my big hill i havent seen in awhile.
SHOCK AND AWE
walked (yes, walked. its hot, its humid, and im out of shape) 10ish and i say ish because i lost count somewhere after 5. felt a lovely burn in all of the right places.
came home, did mah hair maintenance, took a long shower- felt good- lathered scrubbed shaved and oiled.
quick trip to the ATM and voila! there I was at the piercing studio. 'nother pair of captive beads in the labias, and a new piece of jewelery (PRETTY) in the hood.
this brings the total ever piercing count to 25. or 26 if you count the cleavage/ sternum piercing for the second time.
and about that… i dunno if its lifting/ constant stretching, or my lack of genuine cleavage, but the Peeker (it peeks out of my cleavage) is ornery and is gradually shrinking the amt of skin allowed on the barbell. (a flex barbell, not the stainless steel kind) my woman suggested I just go ahead and get a dermal implant. Im all for it and id be on it like a fat kid on a candy bar, BUT- future job, what if i ever get an MRI… I’mma wait while on that one.
I’mma sleep like a champ tonight.
I like your writing too. And the hill running. I don’t know what to say about the piercings. Ow. And damn. And 25?
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
and about that… i dunno if its lifting/ constant stretching, or my lack of genuine cleavage, but the Peeker (it peeks out of my cleavage) is ornery and is gradually shrinking the amt of skin allowed on the barbell. (a flex barbell, not the stainless steel kind) my woman suggested I just go ahead and get a dermal implant. Im all for it and id be on it like a fat kid on a candy bar, BUT- future job, what if i ever get an MRI… I’mma wait while on that one.
I’mma sleep like a champ tonight. [/quote]
Is it a surface piercing? I’m pretty sure those are guaranteed to migrate out over time with out an implant of some sort. I think you can something that looks a bit like a staple and they are less likely to migrate. It might be a nice compromise between nothing and an implant?
google image-ed “captive beads labia” cause I’m a peircing newb.
um wow woman.
nads- in addition to an absurdly high pain tolerance, i can usually talk myself out of the “room” when i’m in pain… i dont really know how to describe it, but from what i’ve been able to express, jason understands and says they taught him something like that while at Walter Reed. Only thing i can really relate it to is the hypnosis that makes Office Space the fantastic movie it is. so, i don’t say “ow,” just, mmmmmmmm in the “me likey” hum.
26, yes. lets see if i can remember all of em:
6 in my left ear
4 in my right
2 in my tongue
1 in my nose
1 on my back
1 (or 2?) on my sternum
1 on my left wrist
2 in my belly button
7 in my nethers
1 on my toe… ya i know it sounds weird, but we were thinking “toe ring” when we did it. I let the woman guinea pig me. ended up callousing over and growing out. no big deal. havent tried to redo it.
patch- the first sternum i had was the staple thing you’re talking about, and it had a tendency to lay to one side or the other, which is why we went with the platic flex barbell this time. sigh.
n- i did too, just to see what you saw. and oh dear god, for as much as i like cunt, there’s some ugly ones out there. i like to think (and have been told) that mine is beautiful, but ive tried and it’s not photogenic. if the same thing comes up for me as it did for you, mine is most like the black and white with 3 captive beads on each labia, but rather than a hoop through the clit itself, there’s a vertical barbell in my hood with a rhinestone that peeks out from underneath.
ugh, ugly ham wallets/meat flaps. ugh. 'nother reason i dont want to shit out my own children.
Damn, nice pull Bear. Fuckin’ nice.
I had a cleavage piercing too that came out a few times :{ I loved it however but didn’t have access to any of the cool jewelry they have now for surface stuffs. I just re pierced it and re pierced it and its lame and scared now from migrating out.
I say if you still have the fever for that flavor GO GET IT–you can change the lil removable ball type piece of jewelry to be less flashy. or just tell the peeps at the MRI machine that you are a flashy girl inside and out.
they are heart breakers those damn surface piercings…so lovely but they fucking don’t last 
…
doc- yay! i love that youre around again!!
brute- the worry isnt whether it’s flashy or not- my woman has assured me that if i took it out no one would ever “see” it. I may be wrong, but I’m pretty sure that an MRI might rip it out? or fuck up the imaging in some way?
someone who knows more should give me real facts instead of suppositions. those, at this point, are enough to keep me from doing it.
I like the poem.
Re: the piercings, I’m happy with my three. Never felt the urge to put a needle through my privates but then I never wanted to bring attention to the fact I have a snatch like a Predator’s face. A labial corset can look sensational on a tidy pussy, though.