Kimbo Slice To Fight In MMA!

[quote]TimmyC wrote:
UtahLama wrote:
TimmyC wrote:
CELTIC-DEVIL wrote:
StevenF wrote:
dyejtmagraven wrote:
dont talk shit about kimbo. i am a big fan of him, the guys tough and can fuck up basicly any1 but still people gota shit talk people over the internet that could probably mess them up

Lol…give me a break. fuck up basically anyone? EH, who has he ever fought that had any decent fighting skills? NONE!

the only person he fought who had the slightest notion of how to fight was Gannon, and then he got his ass beat…fair and square.

The rest of the people he fought I am positive I could beat myself…and I’m no high level fighter. I have boxed amateur for years (40+fights) though, so I know how to fight and I could beat them crack heads and “street-fighters(LOL)” without breaking a sweat…

I have to laugh, I saw one kimbo video where kimbo was fighting two guys, one after the other. The title text read something like “Kimbo beats one 300Ib guy and then goes on to beat another…AMAZING!!!”
What the text did not say was that the two guys were obese fucks, who were probably never in a decent fight in their entire lives. Hilarious!! it was basically just kimbo just beating two morbidly fat shits who had no idea how to fight. And this shit is being passed off as high level street fighting?!!!

Gimme a break. Kimbo has “some” idea how to throw a punch, and he’s a pretty big dude but he is not a good fighter. I have no idea whether I’d beat him, but I’d fancy my chances against Kimbo any day of the week and venture to say that I’d come out on top…

Kimbo = big fake joke

You are a joke mate. Kimbo may not be UFC quality as im sure he has limited knowledge of ground fighting. But he would have been in so many fights over the years in JAIL!!! ( a place where the likes of you would shit your tighty whities if you ever had to go ) against some of the most hardcore criminals in society.

He has lots of experience, is a big guy and would most likely beat other amatuer boxers in my opinion. So hearing you say you would fancy your chances against him any day of the week makes me laugh so hard my stomach is hurting.

I’m sorry your little tummy is hurting, but if that fat boy steps into the MMA ring he is going to get his ass handed to him.

Tank Abbott was a far superior fighter to Kimbo and he could not handle the UFC style.

maybe you should learn to read, the first thing i said was that i didn’t think he would win in UFC. The whole post was about how im sure he could beat CELTIC-DEVIL.
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Good Lord you Horse’s ass…

You said “He has lot’s of experience and would most likely beat most amateur fighters” (dead wrong by the way)

Kimbo got his ass handed to him by a Fat Irish cop with limited boxing experience…how would he do in the ring without his “Homies” jumping in and out breaking it up.

He would get jacked.

There’s a fight where some MMA guy who fights at 155 comes in and pics apart one of kimbo’s buddy’s who is about 200lbs IIRC.

they’re all a big joke. They change the rules in the middle of the fight, and what the fuck is this “Chill dog” shit in the middle of a fight?

All of a sudden no elbows? ok just punching, then no kicks, ok, then no knees? if you grab the guy its considered gay and the crowd starts going “fight like a man!” and stupid shit. Ya ok if I spike him on the head… i’m the man, not you. Its retarded to me… If kimbo faced any legit heavyweight right now he’d get destroyed.

There’s some rumor that Kimbo is Rhadi Ferguson’s (olympic gold medalist) cousin. I dunno how true that is but he could definitely get some good training from him if its true.

I think if Kimbo dedicated the time and took his ego down a notch he could do better in MMA than most would assume. He moves quite well for a 260lb dude.

He’s currently training in MMA down here in Miami. Go to the website and scroll a bit down and there he is.

Whether he’ll do well in MMA I don’t know. But I sure as hell wouldn’t square up with a guy that big.

He does seem to move reasonably well for a big guy but I reckon without his entourage to get in the way and change the rules he would get soundly taken care of by a legit HW

Tim Sylvia or Kimbo Slice?

[quote]mr_slick wrote:
Tim Sylvia or Kimbo Slice?[/quote]

Sylvia by flying gogoplata.

His street fighting skills may not transfer over into MMA, but I will give him his respect as a street fighter. He has the neck of a bull, a mean right hook and has a strong chin under that nasty beard.

Also he is a security/bouncer for inthevip.com so anyone who helps good porn get made is all good in my book.

[quote]StevenF wrote:
dyejtmagraven wrote:
dont talk shit about kimbo. i am a big fan of him, the guys tough and can fuck up basicly any1 but still people gota shit talk people over the internet that could probably mess them up

Can someone decipher this jibberish?
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my bad i didnt use proper punctuation u little bitch u need a fucking tissue

[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
There’s a fight where some MMA guy who fights at 155 comes in and pics apart one of kimbo’s buddy’s who is about 200lbs IIRC.[/quote]

Jorge Masvidal:

A bit of topic, but did you ever watch any of Lenny ‘The Guvnor’ McLean’s fights? Here he is in unlicenced (but with gloves) boxing: - YouTube

He also fought bare knuckles, but I don’t think there are any clips of that. Was all in the 60’s and 70 's.

[quote]TimmyC wrote:
UtahLama wrote:
TimmyC wrote:
CELTIC-DEVIL wrote:
StevenF wrote:
dyejtmagraven wrote:
dont talk shit about kimbo. i am a big fan of him, the guys tough and can fuck up basicly any1 but still people gota shit talk people over the internet that could probably mess them up

Lol…give me a break. fuck up basically anyone? EH, who has he ever fought that had any decent fighting skills? NONE!

the only person he fought who had the slightest notion of how to fight was Gannon, and then he got his ass beat…fair and square.

The rest of the people he fought I am positive I could beat myself…and I’m no high level fighter. I have boxed amateur for years (40+fights) though, so I know how to fight and I could beat them crack heads and “street-fighters(LOL)” without breaking a sweat…

I have to laugh, I saw one kimbo video where kimbo was fighting two guys, one after the other. The title text read something like “Kimbo beats one 300Ib guy and then goes on to beat another…AMAZING!!!”
What the text did not say was that the two guys were obese fucks, who were probably never in a decent fight in their entire lives. Hilarious!! it was basically just kimbo just beating two morbidly fat shits who had no idea how to fight. And this shit is being passed off as high level street fighting?!!!

Gimme a break. Kimbo has “some” idea how to throw a punch, and he’s a pretty big dude but he is not a good fighter. I have no idea whether I’d beat him, but I’d fancy my chances against Kimbo any day of the week and venture to say that I’d come out on top…

Kimbo = big fake joke

You are a joke mate. Kimbo may not be UFC quality as im sure he has limited knowledge of ground fighting. But he would have been in so many fights over the years in JAIL!!! ( a place where the likes of you would shit your tighty whities if you ever had to go ) against some of the most hardcore criminals in society.

He has lots of experience, is a big guy and would most likely beat other amatuer boxers in my opinion. So hearing you say you would fancy your chances against him any day of the week makes me laugh so hard my stomach is hurting.

I’m sorry your little tummy is hurting, but if that fat boy steps into the MMA ring he is going to get his ass handed to him.

Tank Abbott was a far superior fighter to Kimbo and he could not handle the UFC style.

maybe you should learn to read, the first thing i said was that i didn’t think he would win in UFC. The whole post was about how im sure he could beat CELTIC-DEVIL.
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Timmy-c, thats about the dumbest post i’ve seen in a long time…sorry if I made your poor tummy hurt.

You say your “sure” kimbo could beat me?? Um, how the fuck could you possibly know that? Have you ever seen me fight?? No!! So, how can you make an assessment of how I’d do against kimbo??? Dumb statement…

You seem to be touting kimbo as some great street fighter who has fought all the real tough guys in prison. Well, maybe he has been in fights with some tough guys, I dont know. But what I DO know, is that the guys that he fights in his videos are about the worst fighters you could ever come across. He fights fat fucks and guys with VERY limited experience…anyone who looks at these videos will know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.

You tell me one SINGLE fight that he has had where he has fought someone decent (street-decent or ring-decent)and also won. The answer is that he has NEVER done this…at least not on video.

You can piss and moan about how he has “probably” fought all these tough street fighters in prison, but until I see proof of that, I will assess him by the videos he posts on the net of him fighting. THe only half-decent fighter he fought was gannon, and he lost. Gannon had limited skills as a stand up fighter, but he still fought Kimbo stand up, and he WON!!

He fights guys like “afro-puff”, a guy who is blatantly a shit fighter if you watch the vid, and two obese fucks who have no idea how to fight. All his vids are the same.

So, if he were an amazing street fighter, dont you think he would post videos of himself fighting decent street fighters?? Of course he would, because he would want to prove how good he is. But instead he posts videos of him fighting these pathetic excuses for street fighters and he ends up beating the shit out of them…obviously.

YOu say he ahs “lots of experience”. Yes, he apparently does, againt shit fighters!! Put the guy in against a guy with even mediocre skill, like gannon and he crumbles.

If you want to give me a single shred of evidence of this guy being anything but a mediocre street-fighter (a big guy who know how to throw his fists), then feel free to do so. But I have a strong feeling that the only evidence you have of his fighting abilities are these videos of his…which, as I said, show nothing but shit of his fighting abilities.

He’s been in jail… so fuckin what!! So have plenty of people, but that doesnt make them good fighters. Show me the evidence of him being a good fighter in any sense…please. He may be a half-decent fighter, but he is not a good fighter…unless by good you mean mediocre.

As for my assesment that I would fancy my chances against him, I stand by that statement. yes, he’s a tough guy, and he is good enough to beat most guys off the street…but I’ve fought for years and stepped into the ring for 40+ fights…been in a few street fights too, so dont try the “street fights are completely different” shit.

I’ve done MMA for the past 2 years also, although I have not yet fought MMA. I’ve also seen all of Kimbo’s fights and I see no reason to beleieve that I would not stand a fair chance against him. Not saying I’d waste him…he’s a big dude who hits reasonably hard and looks like he’d be hard to knock out…(good neck, big chin under the beard), but I’d have a good chance.

I dont like to sound like I’m boasting, because I’m not. I’m not an amazing fighter, but neither is Kimbo. I too would get wasted if I came up against a pro-HW, or fought in UFC.

I agree that Kimbo could beat “most guys”, or has probably fought tough guys in prison. But most guys are not fighters and just because you are a tought as hell convict, this doesnt equate to you being a good fighter.

Being a tough SOB doesnt make you a good fighter. It is an ASPECT of being a good fighter…and it certainly helps you become a good fighter… but it does not make you one. I’m sure some of the guys Kimbo fought in his videos were tough in the sense that they had done time, been on the street for most their lives, but as you can see it doesnt make them good fighters.

Summary of your argument:
Kimbo = ex con = tough = good street fighter.
Bit of a jump in logic there mate, eh?

So, why the fuck do you think this guy is anything past a mediocre fighter??

[quote]Hoffa wrote:
A bit of topic, but did you ever watch any of Lenny ‘The Guvnor’ McLean’s fights? Here he is in unlicenced (but with gloves) boxing: - YouTube

He also fought bare knuckles, but I don’t think there are any clips of that. Was all in the 60’s and 70 's.[/quote]

Lenny Mclean was a legend for sure… great fighter…on the street and in the ring. Read his book.

I’ve never seen any of his barefist fights, but theres a few vids of his unlicensed boxing fights on youtube. Grainy videos…but impressive fighter…tough as shit and a good fighter too.

[quote]CELTIC-DEVIL wrote:
TimmyC wrote:
UtahLama wrote:
TimmyC wrote:
CELTIC-DEVIL wrote:
StevenF wrote:
dyejtmagraven wrote:
dont talk shit about kimbo. i am a big fan of him, the guys tough and can fuck up basicly any1 but still people gota shit talk people over the internet that could probably mess them up

Lol…give me a break. fuck up basically anyone? EH, who has he ever fought that had any decent fighting skills? NONE!

the only person he fought who had the slightest notion of how to fight was Gannon, and then he got his ass beat…fair and square.

The rest of the people he fought I am positive I could beat myself…and I’m no high level fighter. I have boxed amateur for years (40+fights) though, so I know how to fight and I could beat them crack heads and “street-fighters(LOL)” without breaking a sweat…

I have to laugh, I saw one kimbo video where kimbo was fighting two guys, one after the other. The title text read something like “Kimbo beats one 300Ib guy and then goes on to beat another…AMAZING!!!”
What the text did not say was that the two guys were obese fucks, who were probably never in a decent fight in their entire lives. Hilarious!! it was basically just kimbo just beating two morbidly fat shits who had no idea how to fight. And this shit is being passed off as high level street fighting?!!!

Gimme a break. Kimbo has “some” idea how to throw a punch, and he’s a pretty big dude but he is not a good fighter. I have no idea whether I’d beat him, but I’d fancy my chances against Kimbo any day of the week and venture to say that I’d come out on top…

Kimbo = big fake joke

You are a joke mate. Kimbo may not be UFC quality as im sure he has limited knowledge of ground fighting. But he would have been in so many fights over the years in JAIL!!! ( a place where the likes of you would shit your tighty whities if you ever had to go ) against some of the most hardcore criminals in society.

He has lots of experience, is a big guy and would most likely beat other amatuer boxers in my opinion. So hearing you say you would fancy your chances against him any day of the week makes me laugh so hard my stomach is hurting.

I’m sorry your little tummy is hurting, but if that fat boy steps into the MMA ring he is going to get his ass handed to him.

Tank Abbott was a far superior fighter to Kimbo and he could not handle the UFC style.

maybe you should learn to read, the first thing i said was that i didn’t think he would win in UFC. The whole post was about how im sure he could beat CELTIC-DEVIL.

Timmy-c, thats about the dumbest post i’ve seen in a long time…sorry if I made your poor tummy hurt.

You say your “sure” kimbo could beat me?? Um, how the fuck could you possibly know that? Have you ever seen me fight?? No!! So, how can you make an assessment of how I’d do against kimbo??? Dumb statement…

You seem to be touting kimbo as some great street fighter who has fought all the real tough guys in prison. Well, maybe he has been in fights with some tough guys, I dont know. But what I DO know, is that the guys that he fights in his videos are about the worst fighters you could ever come across. He fights fat fucks and guys with VERY limited experience…anyone who looks at these videos will know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.

You tell me one SINGLE fight that he has had where he has fought someone decent (street-decent or ring-decent)and also won. The answer is that he has NEVER done this…at least not on video.

You can piss and moan about how he has “probably” fought all these tough street fighters in prison, but until I see proof of that, I will assess him by the videos he posts on the net of him fighting. THe only half-decent fighter he fought was gannon, and he lost. Gannon had limited skills as a stand up fighter, but he still fought Kimbo stand up, and he WON!!

He fights guys like “afro-puff”, a guy who is blatantly a shit fighter if you watch the vid, and two obese fucks who have no idea how to fight. All his vids are the same.

So, if he were an amazing street fighter, dont you think he would post videos of himself fighting decent street fighters?? Of course he would, because he would want to prove how good he is. But instead he posts videos of him fighting these pathetic excuses for street fighters and he ends up beating the shit out of them…obviously.

YOu say he ahs “lots of experience”. Yes, he apparently does, againt shit fighters!! Put the guy in against a guy with even mediocre skill, like gannon and he crumbles.

If you want to give me a single shred of evidence of this guy being anything but a mediocre street-fighter (a big guy who know how to throw his fists), then feel free to do so. But I have a strong feeling that the only evidence you have of his fighting abilities are these videos of his…which, as I said, show nothing but shit of his fighting abilities.

He’s been in jail… so fuckin what!! So have plenty of people, but that doesnt make them good fighters. Show me the evidence of him being a good fighter in any sense…please. He may be a half-decent fighter, but he is not a good fighter…unless by good you mean mediocre.

As for my assesment that I would fancy my chances against him, I stand by that statement. yes, he’s a tough guy, and he is good enough to beat most guys off the street…but I’ve fought for years and stepped into the ring for 40+ fights…been in a few street fights too, so dont try the “street fights are completely different” shit.

I’ve done MMA for the past 2 years also, although I have not yet fought MMA. I’ve also seen all of Kimbo’s fights and I see no reason to beleieve that I would not stand a fair chance against him. Not saying I’d waste him…he’s a big dude who hits reasonably hard and looks like he’d be hard to knock out…(good neck, big chin under the beard), but I’d have a good chance.

I dont like to sound like I’m boasting, because I’m not. I’m not an amazing fighter, but neither is Kimbo. I too would get wasted if I came up against a pro-HW, or fought in UFC.

I agree that Kimbo could beat “most guys”, or has probably fought tough guys in prison. But most guys are not fighters and just because you are a tought as hell convict, this doesnt equate to you being a good fighter.

Being a tough SOB doesnt make you a good fighter. It is an ASPECT of being a good fighter…and it certainly helps you become a good fighter… but it does not make you one. I’m sure some of the guys Kimbo fought in his videos were tough in the sense that they had done time, been on the street for most their lives, but as you can see it doesnt make them good fighters.

Summary of your argument:
Kimbo = ex con = tough = good street fighter.
Bit of a jump in logic there mate, eh?

So, why the fuck do you think this guy is anything past a mediocre fighter??[/quote]

I guess you must feel pretty stupid now huh ?

unless you still think you could beat him. In which case i suggest you take up professional MMA because you must be really talented.

They threw him an old won out boxer, who I guarrentee didn’t train properly for the fight.

The entire fight was a joke,

At least kimbo did one thing right and trained with Bas rutten for the fight.

I’m pretty sure there was a 170 lb pro mma fighter that beat kimbo before.

[quote]apbt55 wrote:

I’m pretty sure there was a 170 lb pro mma fighter that beat kimbo before.[/quote]

Kimbo got beat by a 250 pound pro MMA guy (Sean Gannon). The 170 pounder you are thinking of is Jorge Masvidal and he lit up one of Kimbo’s protoges, not Kimbo himself.

[quote]Steve4192 wrote:
apbt55 wrote:

I’m pretty sure there was a 170 lb pro mma fighter that beat kimbo before.

Kimbo got beat by a 250 pound pro MMA guy (Sean Gannon). The 170 pounder you are thinking of is Jorge Masvidal and he lit up one of Kimbo’s protoges, not Kimbo himself.
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Ok sorry my mistake.

Hey I am not trying to say he isn’t tough, I just hate when people swing son someones dick.

well kimbo has won again so i guess all you people who said he was hopeless have to eat your words.

CELTIC-DEVIL i really think you should become a professional fighter because it looks like kimbo, who you could beat apparantly, is doing pretty well for himself.

[quote]TimmyC wrote:
well kimbo has won again so i guess all you people who said he was hopeless have to eat your words.

CELTIC-DEVIL i really think you should become a professional fighter because it looks like kimbo, who you could beat apparantly, is doing pretty well for himself.[/quote]

Kimbo just won his first pro fight…BUT he remains to be tested until he fights someone who fights back. Cantrell is a pussy.

hey CELTIC-DEVIL how is your MMA career going ?

I hope its going better than Kimbo’s since you rekon you could smash him and he seems to be doing ok.

LOL

I love how this thread pops up after every Kimbo fight. I’m still withholding judgement on Kimbo until I see him beat a legit fighter, but he has obviously learned a thing or two since this thread began.