Kimbo Slice To Fight In MMA!

Kimbo may be a freak, but I bet he was Bubba’s bitch in prison.

[quote]dyejtmagraven wrote:
dont talk shit about kimbo. i am a big fan of him, the guys tough and can fuck up basicly any1 but still people gota shit talk people over the internet that could probably mess them up[/quote]

Hi Kimbo.

[quote]dyejtmagraven wrote:
dont talk shit about kimbo. i am a big fan of him, the guys tough and can fuck up basicly any1 but still people gota shit talk people over the internet that could probably mess them up[/quote]

Can someone decipher this jibberish?

[quote]StevenF wrote:
dyejtmagraven wrote:
dont talk shit about kimbo. i am a big fan of him, the guys tough and can fuck up basicly any1 but still people gota shit talk people over the internet that could probably mess them up

Can someone decipher this jibberish?
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All I’m seeing is “slurp slurp slurp”.

[quote]StevenF wrote:
dyejtmagraven wrote:
dont talk shit about kimbo. i am a big fan of him, the guys tough and can fuck up basicly any1 but still people gota shit talk people over the internet that could probably mess them up

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Lol…give me a break. fuck up basically anyone? EH, who has he ever fought that had any decent fighting skills? NONE!

the only person he fought who had the slightest notion of how to fight was Gannon, and then he got his ass beat…fair and square.

The rest of the people he fought I am positive I could beat myself…and I’m no high level fighter. I have boxed amateur for years (40+fights) though, so I know how to fight and I could beat them crack heads and “street-fighters(LOL)” without breaking a sweat…

I have to laugh, I saw one kimbo video where kimbo was fighting two guys, one after the other. The title text read something like “Kimbo beats one 300Ib guy and then goes on to beat another…AMAZING!!!”
What the text did not say was that the two guys were obese fucks, who were probably never in a decent fight in their entire lives. Hilarious!! it was basically just kimbo just beating two morbidly fat shits who had no idea how to fight. And this shit is being passed off as high level street fighting?!!!

Gimme a break. Kimbo has “some” idea how to throw a punch, and he’s a pretty big dude but he is not a good fighter. I have no idea whether I’d beat him, but I’d fancy my chances against Kimbo any day of the week and venture to say that I’d come out on top…

Kimbo = big fake joke

[quote]RagingBull wrote:
"According to mixed martial arts Web sites, Slice is a 31-year-old from Miami who was released from prison almost a year ago after serving 10 years for an unspecified crime. Since getting out, the 6-foot-2, 260-pounder has made a living by charging opponents $5,000-$10,000 to face him in no-knuckle street fights at various locales.

A series of videos online show Slice arriving in a backyard clad in nothing but a pair of sweatpants and battering foes with names like Adryan, Afro Puff and Big Mac with dozens of punches until they finally submit.

He is unofficially 9-1 with his only loss to Boston’s Sean Gannon, though Slice later claimed that Gannon used mace during the fight and also relied on MMA tactics such as elbow strikes that were supposedly against street-fighting rules."

http://www.mmanews.com/other/Details-On-Boxer-Ray-Mercer-vs.-Street-Fighter-Kimbo-Slice.html

Kimbo goes toe to toe with an Olympic Gold medallist Boxer, Ray Mercer[/quote]

The writer of the article just didnt do his research. From what I have seen/read, Kimbo is 9-1 in street fights EXCLUDING the Gannon fight. His 1 loss (other than Gannon) was to a guy who used mace because it was supposedly anything goes and neither said it was illegal prior to the fight. Kimbo apparntly fought the guy again and knocked out his front teeth.

That being said I have NEVER seen anyplace else that accused Gannon of using mace. Kimbo just got his ass beat and his boyzzzzzzz kept trying to break it up claiming that chokes were illegal (which they were not)after his dumbass got caught in a guillotine (if memory serves me correct).

[quote]CELTIC-DEVIL wrote:
StevenF wrote:
dyejtmagraven wrote:
dont talk shit about kimbo. i am a big fan of him, the guys tough and can fuck up basicly any1 but still people gota shit talk people over the internet that could probably mess them up

Lol…give me a break. fuck up basically anyone? EH, who has he ever fought that had any decent fighting skills? NONE!

the only person he fought who had the slightest notion of how to fight was Gannon, and then he got his ass beat…fair and square.

The rest of the people he fought I am positive I could beat myself…and I’m no high level fighter. I have boxed amateur for years (40+fights) though, so I know how to fight and I could beat them crack heads and “street-fighters(LOL)” without breaking a sweat…

I have to laugh, I saw one kimbo video where kimbo was fighting two guys, one after the other. The title text read something like “Kimbo beats one 300Ib guy and then goes on to beat another…AMAZING!!!”
What the text did not say was that the two guys were obese fucks, who were probably never in a decent fight in their entire lives. Hilarious!! it was basically just kimbo just beating two morbidly fat shits who had no idea how to fight. And this shit is being passed off as high level street fighting?!!!

Gimme a break. Kimbo has “some” idea how to throw a punch, and he’s a pretty big dude but he is not a good fighter. I have no idea whether I’d beat him, but I’d fancy my chances against Kimbo any day of the week and venture to say that I’d come out on top…

Kimbo = big fake joke
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You are a joke mate. Kimbo may not be UFC quality as im sure he has limited knowledge of ground fighting. But he would have been in so many fights over the years in JAIL!!! ( a place where the likes of you would shit your tighty whities if you ever had to go ) against some of the most hardcore criminals in society.

He has lots of experience, is a big guy and would most likely beat other amatuer boxers in my opinion. So hearing you say you would fancy your chances against him any day of the week makes me laugh so hard my stomach is hurting.

[quote]TimmyC wrote:
CELTIC-DEVIL wrote:
StevenF wrote:
dyejtmagraven wrote:
dont talk shit about kimbo. i am a big fan of him, the guys tough and can fuck up basicly any1 but still people gota shit talk people over the internet that could probably mess them up

Lol…give me a break. fuck up basically anyone? EH, who has he ever fought that had any decent fighting skills? NONE!

the only person he fought who had the slightest notion of how to fight was Gannon, and then he got his ass beat…fair and square.

The rest of the people he fought I am positive I could beat myself…and I’m no high level fighter. I have boxed amateur for years (40+fights) though, so I know how to fight and I could beat them crack heads and “street-fighters(LOL)” without breaking a sweat…

I have to laugh, I saw one kimbo video where kimbo was fighting two guys, one after the other. The title text read something like “Kimbo beats one 300Ib guy and then goes on to beat another…AMAZING!!!”
What the text did not say was that the two guys were obese fucks, who were probably never in a decent fight in their entire lives. Hilarious!! it was basically just kimbo just beating two morbidly fat shits who had no idea how to fight. And this shit is being passed off as high level street fighting?!!!

Gimme a break. Kimbo has “some” idea how to throw a punch, and he’s a pretty big dude but he is not a good fighter. I have no idea whether I’d beat him, but I’d fancy my chances against Kimbo any day of the week and venture to say that I’d come out on top…

Kimbo = big fake joke

You are a joke mate. Kimbo may not be UFC quality as im sure he has limited knowledge of ground fighting. But he would have been in so many fights over the years in JAIL!!! ( a place where the likes of you would shit your tighty whities if you ever had to go ) against some of the most hardcore criminals in society.

He has lots of experience, is a big guy and would most likely beat other amatuer boxers in my opinion. So hearing you say you would fancy your chances against him any day of the week makes me laugh so hard my stomach is hurting.

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I’m sorry your little tummy is hurting, but if that fat boy steps into the MMA ring he is going to get his ass handed to him.

Tank Abbott was a far superior fighter to Kimbo and he could not handle the UFC style.

Philo Beddoe or Kimbo…who wins?

Hilarious…

[quote]PGJ wrote:
Philo Beddoe or Kimbo…who wins?[/quote]

In the first or second movie?

Philo all the way!

You guys crack me up. I’ve boxed in a ring and fought in the street. Kimbo can take a punch and give one. He is not pro caliber, nor is he a Tank Abbot. That doesn’t make him a pussy. There is a continuum, with guys like Tank Abbot on one side, and pussies on the other. Kimbo is will past the mid-point. So it’s hardly denigrating to say someone cannot hit like Tank Abbot!

I would not want to exchange blows with him. Indeed, watching a video of him is finally what got my ass into BJJ. I thought, “Man, I would not want to stand up punching with someone like this on the street. I need other options.”

If he fought MMA, most guys would want to take him to the ground. I guarantee that. Which is a testament to his punching power.

Some of you (I’m excluding the guy who boxed in a ring) need to get into a cage, ring, or (better yet) a street fight. Fighting is a lot different from thinking about fighting or sparring (even full contact) in a gym. When you get hit a few times in the nose and your eyes water up and you have cotton mouth and your can hear your heartbeat in your head beating like a Metallica drummer, you’ll learn to respect guys like Kimbo.

[quote]Rockscar wrote:
PGJ wrote:
Philo Beddoe or Kimbo…who wins?

In the first or second movie?

Philo all the way![/quote]

Philo beat up an entire motorcycle gang…you gotta’ respect that.

[quote]CaliforniaLaw wrote:
You guys crack me up. I’ve boxed in a ring and fought in the street. Kimbo can take a punch and give one. He is not pro caliber, nor is he a Tank Abbot. That doesn’t make him a pussy. There is a continuum, with guys like Tank Abbot on one side, and pussies on the other. Kimbo is will past the mid-point. So it’s hardly denigrating to say someone cannot hit like Tank Abbot!

I would not want to exchange blows with him. Indeed, watching a video of him is finally what got my ass into BJJ. I thought, “Man, I would not want to stand up punching with someone like this on the street. I need other options.”

If he fought MMA, most guys would want to take him to the ground. I guarantee that. Which is a testament to his punching power.

Some of you (I’m excluding the guy who boxed in a ring) need to get into a cage, ring, or (better yet) a street fight. Fighting is a lot different from thinking about fighting or sparring (even full contact) in a gym. When you get hit a few times in the nose and your eyes water up and you have cotton mouth and your can hear your heartbeat in your head beating like a Metallica drummer, you’ll learn to respect guys like Kimbo.[/quote]

The comments were not about giving “mad props” to Kimbo’s street fighting, they were about how he would fair in a MMA match.

Nobody’s going to (willingly) fight him in the street with all of his “boys” around.

If he steps into the ring against a trained Heavyweight he is going to get beat.

My 2 cents.

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
The comments were not about giving “mad props” to Kimbo’s street fighting, they were about how he would fair in a MMA match.

Nobody’s going to (willingly) fight him in the street with all of his “boys” around.

If he steps into the ring against a trained Heavyweight he is going to get beat.

My 2 cents.

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I never said otherwise. My point addressed the people who have never stepped into a ring or cage (or been in several fights) denigrating Kimbo.

I don’t post on powerlifting topics because I am not a powerlifter and have never posted serious weights in the big 3 lifts. People who have never fought shouldn’t post about fighting.

[quote]CaliforniaLaw wrote:
UtahLama wrote:
The comments were not about giving “mad props” to Kimbo’s street fighting, they were about how he would fair in a MMA match.

Nobody’s going to (willingly) fight him in the street with all of his “boys” around.

If he steps into the ring against a trained Heavyweight he is going to get beat.

My 2 cents.

I never said otherwise. My point addressed the people who have never stepped into a ring or cage (or been in several fights) denigrating Kimbo.

I don’t post on powerlifting topics because I am not a powerlifter and have never posted serious weights in the big 3 lifts. People who have never fought shouldn’t post about fighting.[/quote]

I agree.

The fight in question

[quote]Mick28 wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
Hilarious…

I couldn’t watch the whole video. I was laughing too hard after the “referee” said “Un…two…fee…fo.”[/quote]

It’s funny watching homies trying to be all “official”.

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
TimmyC wrote:
CELTIC-DEVIL wrote:
StevenF wrote:
dyejtmagraven wrote:
dont talk shit about kimbo. i am a big fan of him, the guys tough and can fuck up basicly any1 but still people gota shit talk people over the internet that could probably mess them up

Lol…give me a break. fuck up basically anyone? EH, who has he ever fought that had any decent fighting skills? NONE!

the only person he fought who had the slightest notion of how to fight was Gannon, and then he got his ass beat…fair and square.

The rest of the people he fought I am positive I could beat myself…and I’m no high level fighter. I have boxed amateur for years (40+fights) though, so I know how to fight and I could beat them crack heads and “street-fighters(LOL)” without breaking a sweat…

I have to laugh, I saw one kimbo video where kimbo was fighting two guys, one after the other. The title text read something like “Kimbo beats one 300Ib guy and then goes on to beat another…AMAZING!!!”
What the text did not say was that the two guys were obese fucks, who were probably never in a decent fight in their entire lives. Hilarious!! it was basically just kimbo just beating two morbidly fat shits who had no idea how to fight. And this shit is being passed off as high level street fighting?!!!

Gimme a break. Kimbo has “some” idea how to throw a punch, and he’s a pretty big dude but he is not a good fighter. I have no idea whether I’d beat him, but I’d fancy my chances against Kimbo any day of the week and venture to say that I’d come out on top…

Kimbo = big fake joke

You are a joke mate. Kimbo may not be UFC quality as im sure he has limited knowledge of ground fighting. But he would have been in so many fights over the years in JAIL!!! ( a place where the likes of you would shit your tighty whities if you ever had to go ) against some of the most hardcore criminals in society.

He has lots of experience, is a big guy and would most likely beat other amatuer boxers in my opinion. So hearing you say you would fancy your chances against him any day of the week makes me laugh so hard my stomach is hurting.

I’m sorry your little tummy is hurting, but if that fat boy steps into the MMA ring he is going to get his ass handed to him.

Tank Abbott was a far superior fighter to Kimbo and he could not handle the UFC style.

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maybe you should learn to read, the first thing i said was that i didn’t think he would win in UFC. The whole post was about how im sure he could beat CELTIC-DEVIL.