presents drink and rocks booty in booty rocking unity
FRIDAYYYY!!! Yeah!
Funny back tweaking story: I was about to go deadlift one day. I had just taken my preworkoyt and was about to tie my shoes. Yes, I walked around untied for a decent amount of time. I like to live dangerously. What can I say? Anywho, I bent over to tie Mr. Right shoe… SUCCESS!! Boom!! Now time for his “sinister” little brother (Latin joke). I proceed to take the rabbit around the whole in the modified Tebow position and BANG, there goes a tiny lumbar stabilizer… Can’t stand, can’t even crawl. There’s only one thing to do, reach for my cell, and call a bro to come help me. Call made, help’s on the way. Then, I remember alcohol is good for pain, so I reach into the fridge. This took about 7 minutes; it was two feet away. Well I have two refreshing Shiner’s (see Avi) and when my buddy shows up, there’s only one thing a semi drunk, NO Xplode infused young man can do. Prop himself up on the couch and utilize a pillow to hold my guitar hero controller in place and commence one of the most brutal expert level shred sessions ever seen 'round these parts.
Long story-medium, it took about 4 days to feel ok. I went from almost needing a cane to deadliftibg again in about 6 days. Back muscles are tricky little bastards!!
SO WEIRD! Yesterday I decided I had finally had enough of my smelly farts and bought myself some digestive enzymes. I spent forever figuring out which kind to buy.
I think it is already helping though! Took it with my meal yesterday and I still farted, but it wasn’t painful, LOL.
That is so cool we did that at the same time. I think digestive enzymes were the only thing missing from my life…
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
SO WEIRD! Yesterday I decided I had finally had enough of my smelly farts and bought myself some digestive enzymes. I spent forever figuring out which kind to buy.
I think it is already helping though! Took it with my meal yesterday and I still farted, but it wasn’t painful, LOL.
That is so cool we did that at the same time. I think digestive enzymes were the only thing missing from my life… [/quote]
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
SO WEIRD! Yesterday I decided I had finally had enough of my smelly farts and bought myself some digestive enzymes. I spent forever figuring out which kind to buy.
I think it is already helping though! Took it with my meal yesterday and I still farted, but it wasn’t painful, LOL.
That is so cool we did that at the same time. I think digestive enzymes were the only thing missing from my life… [/quote]
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
SO WEIRD! Yesterday I decided I had finally had enough of my smelly farts and bought myself some digestive enzymes. I spent forever figuring out which kind to buy.
I think it is already helping though! Took it with my meal yesterday and I still farted, but it wasn’t painful, LOL.
That is so cool we did that at the same time. I think digestive enzymes were the only thing missing from my life… [/quote]
Wimmenz Fart?
srsly?
hmmm - who’d’ve thunk it?[/quote]
yes. but they smell like blueberries. [/quote]
Darn, and to think all this time i thought it was cinnamon and spice.
Anyways, i tried digestive enzymes before but i stopped taking them because they went right through me undigested. Guess i just didn’t need them. Although i do like glucose dispersal agents though they aren’t quite the same thing.
ah… vile sama stuff… i’ll admit i mostly steer well clear of there. i keep thinking mostly 16/18 year olds trying to sound cool who haven’t a clue… i mean a lot of them don’t even post anywhere else… have read the odd decent thread from there but a lot of the time… people do have issues, heh. i’ve had my moments with this site. before, when the site looked more soft porn than it does now. i think generally this site has got better towards women… but not perfect for sure. i’m starting to realize how much PW are outside the norm. that is why i love it here. here we are the norm. sorry for ranting.
Texican-Man, your writing style makes me laugh. and haha! guitar hero heals ALL pain! Oh and rock band. I can absolutely destroy the drums. Let’s find us a bass and a singer and take our show on the road.
Herc-Cinnamon and spice is what we’re MADE of, silly! And what do glucose dispersal agents do? Before you ask, yes I am familiar with google. And as a matter of fact, yes I am too lazy to think for myself.
[quote]alexus wrote:
i’m starting to realize how much PW are outside the norm. that is why i love it here. here we are the norm.
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THIS THIS THIS! You’re so good with words.
Coyote-Getting there, thanks for asking! I’ve been super careful all week with it and have been stretching religiously, so hopefully I’ll remember that long enough to let it heal a bit more. And thanks lady
[quote]cholulalula wrote:
So going on record: I’m not a dumb bitch. Nor am I a stupid slut. But I am a powerful woman. FIN.
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Easily, the greatest thing you have ever said. You are definitely a powerful woman, and if anyone says any of the others, then they have not only me, but the herd of followers of yours to go through. I just request first swing after yours.
First off, you can beat me with a bat for not seeing this earlier… Secondly, YAY! Lula’s back. I was having withdrawals of your cheeriness of posts. Patiently waiting for that 315.
Herc-Cinnamon and spice is what we’re MADE of, silly! And what do glucose dispersal agents do? Before you ask, yes I am familiar with google. And as a matter of fact, yes I am too lazy to think for myself.
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Haha, studying hard i see.
Glucose dispersal agents can help support blood sugar and can help in nutrient partitioning to help you use more of the glucose you ingest rather than store it.
These include things like cinnamon, vanadyl sulfate, chromium picolinate and R alpha lipoic acid.
Hope you feel better soon!
Don’t get mad that your body was already fried and you made it do more!