Is This Going Too Far for a Prank?

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
One of the funniest things I’ve read. Zap Brannigan’s aids idea was pretty good too. You seem like a pretty cool guy tveddy. Fill a large trash can with all kinds of nasty shit [piss,dirty water,old mayonaise,whatever]. Make sure the contents are runny. Prop it against her door and knock like gangbusters. Find a spot to watch her open the door and get doused with all that nasty shit. Or you could fill water balloons with nair and water. Pelt her in the face and watch her hair melt off of her head.
[/quote]

best post. I like the idea of utilizing feces and or infectious bodily fluids in your counterattack. This bitch has to learn its not a game with you. Today silly string, tomorrow sodomy. You have to step up to keep your rep up.

[quote]lookedpast wrote:
I’d be very upset if someone put post-its on my car, or messed with it in general.[/quote]

What kind of car do you have that can’t withstand the sheer destructive fury that are Post-It Notes?

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Knock her up or give her AIDS.[/quote]

This is the funniest post I’ve seen here in a long time. Classic.

This thread is well on its way to becoming a T-Nation classic.

[quote]Frank Castle wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
One of the funniest things I’ve read. Zap Brannigan’s aids idea was pretty good too. You seem like a pretty cool guy tveddy. Fill a large trash can with all kinds of nasty shit [piss,dirty water,old mayonaise,whatever]. Make sure the contents are runny. Prop it against her door and knock like gangbusters. Find a spot to watch her open the door and get doused with all that nasty shit. Or you could fill water balloons with nair and water. Pelt her in the face and watch her hair melt off of her head.

best post. I like the idea of utilizing feces and or infectious bodily fluids in your counterattack. This bitch has to learn its not a game with you. Today silly string, tomorrow sodomy. You have to step up to keep your rep up.

[/quote]

LOL! “utilizing feces” is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while.

Remind me to NEVER piss any of you guys off…

Ok. So here’s what happened. Instead of a rabbit head I just used an old tanned rabbit hide. It still looked like something was dead. It played out perfectly on the kids that were in the class, cause they all freaked when they decided that it was a poor baby bunny. The teacher though didn’t really do a whole lot. She seemed to think it was as lame as I thought the silly string was. So anyway thats how it played out.

And the reason that I didn’t do something that would make a mess was that I played the guilt card on her about how the janitor would have to clean up all the string and so she picked it all up. So I didn’t want to have to clean up my own mess.

[quote]mj_gk wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Knock her up or give her AIDS.

This is the funniest post I’ve seen here in a long time. Classic.[/quote]

“give her AIDs” almost put me on the floor. Thats fucking awesome.

[quote]tveddy wrote:
And the reason that I didn’t do something that would make a mess was that I played the guilt card on her about how the janitor would have to clean up all the string and so she picked it all up. So I didn’t want to have to clean up my own mess. [/quote]

You really are a barrel of fun, aren’t you.

[quote]pookie wrote:
tveddy wrote:
And the reason that I didn’t do something that would make a mess was that I played the guilt card on her about how the janitor would have to clean up all the string and so she picked it all up. So I didn’t want to have to clean up my own mess.

You really are a barrel of fun, aren’t you.
[/quote]

No, I’m just lazy

You really missed the mark by using an old tanned rabbit hide. You must nt be serious about teaching her a lesson. Are you a teacher or not?

I mean, cutting off your glans and eating it right there has so much more impact. She KNOWS it’s a one-time deal - that impromptu glansectomy done in front of her and her idiotic class of morons - and she’d feel so goddamn stupid that SHE was the one who made you cut off your glans! Because of the silly string! That stupid and reprehensible prank of ultimate dumbness she played on you!

Seriously, when that glans comes off it would become quite clear to her how dumb and stupid her silly string prank was. She probably killed ten soldiers by using the silly string on you.

Why don’t you just have all the males from all of your classes fill a cup with semen, buy her an ice cream, and add in a free topping.

This board is turning into totse.com

Not that I’m complaining.

[quote]tveddy wrote:
A female coworker pulled a prank on me today, so I was thinking that since I’d gone rabbit hunting this weekend I’d just wrap her up a rabbit head in a box, and give her a card that says “You played a prank that wasn’t that funny so I did the same, but I killed a bunny. This is all your fault.” [/quote]

LMAO!!! Might be overboard but I like it.

  1. I am curious if you did anything to her BEFORE the silly string incident? (I’m thinking you did.)

  2. Maybe she likes you.

  3. Post It Notes is a good idea.

  4. I’ve always been fond of rearranging everything on someones desk. Tape up her chair with duct tape.

  5. Do a science experiment on how to make bubbles. Have all your kids bring their experiments into her class to try ti out.

  6. You can always do the 2 liter of Coke and the “Methos” in her classroom. (or do it outside and invite her to watch, maybe aim it at her)

Be careful if their are witnesses.

Shit in a skillet.

[quote]pookie wrote:
lookedpast wrote:
I’d be very upset if someone put post-its on my car, or messed with it in general.

What kind of car do you have that can’t withstand the sheer destructive fury that are Post-It Notes?
[/quote]

Doesn?t really matter. The sticky on post-its and other stuff can leave spots in the paint.

[quote]KombatAthlete wrote:
Why don’t you just have all the males from all of your classes fill a cup with semen[/quote]

Well that presents a whole 'nother set of problems now doesn’t it?

[quote]lookedpast wrote:
Doesn?t really matter. The sticky on post-its and other stuff can leave spots in the paint.[/quote]

Post-It notes use a very low-tack adhesive that can be dispersed by water. In the unlikely event that there is residue in the paint, a simple rinse with water will take it off.

I don’t know about “other stuff”, but there is a reason that the car prank specifically uses Post-Its. It’s not funny if the prank wrecks the paint job.

The only way I could see getting spots in the paint is if you pull the prank while the paint job is still wet.

[quote]fightingtiger wrote:
Shit on or around the vicinity of her coats.[/quote]

Nice Dane Cook quote. This is priceless and a good idea.