[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
One of the funniest things I’ve read. Zap Brannigan’s aids idea was pretty good too. You seem like a pretty cool guy tveddy. Fill a large trash can with all kinds of nasty shit [piss,dirty water,old mayonaise,whatever]. Make sure the contents are runny. Prop it against her door and knock like gangbusters. Find a spot to watch her open the door and get doused with all that nasty shit. Or you could fill water balloons with nair and water. Pelt her in the face and watch her hair melt off of her head.
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best post. I like the idea of utilizing feces and or infectious bodily fluids in your counterattack. This bitch has to learn its not a game with you. Today silly string, tomorrow sodomy. You have to step up to keep your rep up.
[quote]Frank Castle wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
One of the funniest things I’ve read. Zap Brannigan’s aids idea was pretty good too. You seem like a pretty cool guy tveddy. Fill a large trash can with all kinds of nasty shit [piss,dirty water,old mayonaise,whatever]. Make sure the contents are runny. Prop it against her door and knock like gangbusters. Find a spot to watch her open the door and get doused with all that nasty shit. Or you could fill water balloons with nair and water. Pelt her in the face and watch her hair melt off of her head.
best post. I like the idea of utilizing feces and or infectious bodily fluids in your counterattack. This bitch has to learn its not a game with you. Today silly string, tomorrow sodomy. You have to step up to keep your rep up.
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LOL! “utilizing feces” is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while.
Ok. So here’s what happened. Instead of a rabbit head I just used an old tanned rabbit hide. It still looked like something was dead. It played out perfectly on the kids that were in the class, cause they all freaked when they decided that it was a poor baby bunny. The teacher though didn’t really do a whole lot. She seemed to think it was as lame as I thought the silly string was. So anyway thats how it played out.
And the reason that I didn’t do something that would make a mess was that I played the guilt card on her about how the janitor would have to clean up all the string and so she picked it all up. So I didn’t want to have to clean up my own mess.
[quote]tveddy wrote:
And the reason that I didn’t do something that would make a mess was that I played the guilt card on her about how the janitor would have to clean up all the string and so she picked it all up. So I didn’t want to have to clean up my own mess. [/quote]
[quote]pookie wrote:
tveddy wrote:
And the reason that I didn’t do something that would make a mess was that I played the guilt card on her about how the janitor would have to clean up all the string and so she picked it all up. So I didn’t want to have to clean up my own mess.
You really are a barrel of fun, aren’t you.
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You really missed the mark by using an old tanned rabbit hide. You must nt be serious about teaching her a lesson. Are you a teacher or not?
I mean, cutting off your glans and eating it right there has so much more impact. She KNOWS it’s a one-time deal - that impromptu glansectomy done in front of her and her idiotic class of morons - and she’d feel so goddamn stupid that SHE was the one who made you cut off your glans! Because of the silly string! That stupid and reprehensible prank of ultimate dumbness she played on you!
Seriously, when that glans comes off it would become quite clear to her how dumb and stupid her silly string prank was. She probably killed ten soldiers by using the silly string on you.
[quote]tveddy wrote:
A female coworker pulled a prank on me today, so I was thinking that since I’d gone rabbit hunting this weekend I’d just wrap her up a rabbit head in a box, and give her a card that says “You played a prank that wasn’t that funny so I did the same, but I killed a bunny. This is all your fault.” [/quote]
[quote]lookedpast wrote:
Doesn?t really matter. The sticky on post-its and other stuff can leave spots in the paint.[/quote]
Post-It notes use a very low-tack adhesive that can be dispersed by water. In the unlikely event that there is residue in the paint, a simple rinse with water will take it off.
I don’t know about “other stuff”, but there is a reason that the car prank specifically uses Post-Its. It’s not funny if the prank wrecks the paint job.
The only way I could see getting spots in the paint is if you pull the prank while the paint job is still wet.