Heres where people can post the best pranks they’ve ever been involved in…
One of my friends from school got pranked by his girlfriend when she put a homo-oriented soft core playing card in his math book. When he went to the teachers office to ask a question, he opened the book to find a huge throbbing dong staring him in the face. He closed the book and walked out.
I went over to his apartment later that night and asked his girlfriend for the rest of the deck. Over the next week, I planted at least 10 cards through various peoples possession in the physics lounge at school. After that they just started going around like wild fire. One kid got one taped to the inside of his yoga mat. They were often found in people calculators and textbooks.
A few found there way out to the parking lot and hid under peoples gas caps. Lunch boxes, coat pockets…they were all fair game. One even got taped to the back of an eraser so a teacher found it in class. I forget all the places they ended up, but eventually people came up with some pretty epic dickings. Not wishing to be outdone, I opened someones bag of chips, inserted the card, and vacuum sealed it so that It was indistinguishable from an untampered bag of chips. The most infamous of these cards was the king of hearts, known only as “The Kings.” Not only did the king have a rediculous set of equipment, but whoever had the misfortune of being “kinged” got a eye full of ragiing brown eye.
When my best friend and I went to Cancun I put a 12" dido and a pocket pussy in one of his suitcases. He crashed at my house the night before we left and I snuck them in, right on top.
I made sure to get in front of him at customs and when the checker opened his suitcase, he yells “that’s not mine!”, and that’s when all the questioning begins. Did someone else pack your bag? Did you leave it unattended anywhere?..He was stuttering all over himself, until he saw me laughing my ass off. It was a fun way to start the week.
Same friend moved away a few years later, so when his birthday rolled around, I sent him a $100 gift card for Fridays. What I neglected to tell him was that before I sent it, I charged $99 to the card.
As luck would have it, he was out on a second date when he decided to use it. He told me his bill was $90+, so he puts the card and a $20 in the check book. He said it was a very awkward conversation when the waitress had to come back to the table, and even worse with his date after he dug into his pocket. It turns out he ends up $40 short and has to ask her for it.
[quote]roweski wrote:
I have a flat mate who never clears up after himself, washes his clothes or even flushes the damned toilet.
He also has anosmia.
Suffice to say there have been many, but by far my favourite prank was what we did to his cooking oil… He has a jumbo 2ltr vat of cheap sunflower oil he uses to fry the most disgusting shit i’ve ever seen.
For generally being a dick one week, myself and another flat-mate emptied said oil from the container and spend the whole night chugging water and multivitamins/B-Complex tabs. Added just a tiny bit of lemon jelly [jello] powder to thicken it up.
We posted a personal on craigslist for this dude me and my brother didnt likes girlfriend and had long intimate conversations with random marines.
Finally when it came time to meet we gave them the boyfriends address and phone number(my brothers girl would block her number and talk slutty to the marines so they thought it was legit).
He must have had 15+ marines calling/stopping by his house asking for his girlfriend. I heard about 1month after this they broke up(after he got out of the hospital)… Served his bitchass right.
[quote]malakuzzo wrote:
We posted a personal on craigslist for this dude me and my brother didnt likes girlfriend and had long intimate conversations with random marines.
Finally when it came time to meet we gave them the boyfriends address and phone number(my brothers girl would block her number and talk slutty to the marines so they thought it was legit).
He must have had 15+ marines calling/stopping by his house asking for his girlfriend. I heard about 1month after this they broke up(after he got out of the hospital)… Served his bitchass right.[/quote]
[quote]BrownTrout wrote:
Heres where people can post the best pranks they’ve ever been involved in…
One of my friends from school got pranked by his girlfriend when she put a homo-oriented soft core playing card in his math book. When he went to the teachers office to ask a question, he opened the book to find a huge throbbing dong staring him in the face. He closed the book and walked out.
I went over to his apartment later that night and asked his girlfriend for the rest of the deck. Over the next week, I planted at least 10 cards through various peoples possession in the physics lounge at school. After that they just started going around like wild fire. One kid got one taped to the inside of his yoga mat. They were often found in people calculators and textbooks.
A few found there way out to the parking lot and hid under peoples gas caps. Lunch boxes, coat pockets…they were all fair game. One even got taped to the back of an eraser so a teacher found it in class. I forget all the places they ended up, but eventually people came up with some pretty epic dickings. Not wishing to be outdone, I opened someones bag of chips, inserted the card, and vacuum sealed it so that It was indistinguishable from an untampered bag of chips. The most infamous of these cards was the king of hearts, known only as “The Kings.” Not only did the king have a rediculous set of equipment, but whoever had the misfortune of being “kinged” got a eye full of ragiing brown eye. [/quote]
That’s fucking classic! I’m going to buy a deck of those cards and start doing it now…at work as well, stick one under the gas caps of the company car fleet, etc.
I don’t usually start pranks, as they always seem too escalate to far.
However, there was a guy at work that was doing something similar to the card thing who wouldn’t stop. Finally, one night in February we had enough. I would periodically pour five gallon buckets of water over his car throughout the night. I’m talking like 200 gallons. By the time our shift ended at 4:00 am, his car was a solid block of ice frozen to the ground.
The best though, was when my friends wife put a “honk if your gay” bumper sticker on my car. I saw it first thing and knew immediately who did it.
Next time I saw her I calmly told her I would get her back, she wouldn’t know where or when, but I would get her. Well she knew I was devious and believed in two eyes for an eye, so she was very nervous.
I never had to do a thing. She became so skittish waiting for me to strike, that eventually she was begging me to just get it over with so she could resume her life.
I worked with this guy that had a brand new Dodge truck. He was always washing it and liked to park it at the far corner of the lot so no one would scratch it.
We happen to have an abundance of seagulls around, so it was a matter of weaseling a bag of croutons out of the cafeteria lady and sprinkling them all around his truck.
By the time 4 PM rolled around, his truck that was bright and shiny at 7:30 AM was covered wall to wall in seagull turds. There was no evidence since the croutons were all gone.
A couple of us got a good laugh out of his look of disbelief when he went to go home.
[quote]animalmj wrote:
When my best friend and I went to Cancun I put a 12" dido and a pocket pussy in one of his suitcases. He crashed at my house the night before we left and I snuck them in, right on top.
I made sure to get in front of him at customs and when the checker opened his suitcase, he yells “that’s not mine!”, and that’s when all the questioning begins. Did someone else pack your bag? Did you leave it unattended anywhere?..He was stuttering all over himself, until he saw me laughing my ass off. It was a fun way to start the week.
Same friend moved away a few years later, so when his birthday rolled around, I sent him a $100 gift card for Fridays. What I neglected to tell him was that before I sent it, I charged $99 to the card.
As luck would have it, he was out on a second date when he decided to use it. He told me his bill was $90+, so he puts the card and a $20 in the check book. He said it was a very awkward conversation when the waitress had to come back to the table, and even worse with his date after he dug into his pocket. It turns out he ends up $40 short and has to ask her for it. [/quote]
You’re an asshole. I would not be your friend for long if you pulled this kind of sh*t on me.
I once peed on a dude while he was passed out in his own vomit… I regret it now, but he kinda had it coming.
I was staying at this budget hostel in Singapore last weekend. I had checked in earlier and went out to see The Watchmen. When I got back, it was 1am Saturday morning and there was this drunk, fat Malay in my bunk (it was a 12-bed dorm room with no lock on the door).
I tried to wake him. When I saw that nothing short of divine intervention and elctro-shock therapy would work, I took his alarm clock, set it for 7:30am, put it under his bed where he’d have difficulty getting it, and then put a half-finished can of coke next to it so he’d knock over the coke and ruin the phone trying to off the alarm.
In college we had two roommates we weren’t too fond of, and they had their own separate bathroom in our apartment so we used to unscrew their shower head and stick bullion cubes in the pipe then put the shower head back on.
They would turn on the hot water, melt the cubes and be showering in chicken broth…the sad part is only one of them ever said anything about it, so the other one essentially had no problem bathing in bullion.
The one called maintenance a bunch of times but since the bullion had melted they never found anything wrong with the shower, so the one kid must have just thought he was going insane
I once made an email address posing as a queer that my sister knew and emailed my brother. I came onto him for a series of about 5 emails before my sister called me and asked why my brother was driving to her campus with a baseball bat. kinda ruined the prank.
I had a roommate that none of my friends were fond of. I broke his nose.
Prank?
On a lighter note, I once shut off our ceiling fan in the summer and put flower on the tops of the blades so that when the next person turned it on the flower went everywhere in a plume of white smoke.
[quote]B rocK wrote:
I had a roommate that none of my friends were fond of. I broke his nose.
Prank?
On a lighter note, I once shut off our ceiling fan in the summer and put flower on the tops of the blades so that when the next person turned it on the flower went everywhere in a plume of white smoke. [/quote]
