My roommates and I are trying to prank our roommate, anyone have any really good and original ideas?
Upper Tanker.
plant various drugs in his room, call a cop you’re friends with and stage a fake bust…laughs aplenty…for you at least.
take a picture of yourself with his penis in your mouth…it totally doesnt make you ghey!
[quote]Kerley wrote:
take a picture of yourself with his penis in your mouth…it totally doesnt make you ghey![/quote]
Oh, you know from personal experience?
Tell him you found a magical gateway to the land of Narnia.
Then, take him behind a dumpster and rape him.
well played sir
Empty out his protein powder into a container, shit in the bottom of the tub, then put all of the powder back in on top.
steal his car…possibly put it up on blocks…hilarious
[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:
Empty out his protein powder into a container, shit in the bottom of the tub, then put all of the powder back in on top.[/quote]
Giggling hysterically.
If you all don’t mind, I’d like to create an off shoot on this thread. It’s not worthy of it’s own thread. My nephew is tired of the low reliability of stealing wifi from the neighbors so we’re finally getting internet for the house. I’m trying to think of the right name to put on it as the ID. You know, the name the neighbors will see if they scan for a signal. These are my two favorites so far;
Five leaf Growers Association
and
Level 3 Sex Offender
any other ideas?
[quote]on edge wrote:
If you all don’t mind, I’d like to create an off shoot on this thread. It’s not worthy of it’s own thread. My nephew is tired of the low reliability of stealing wifi from the neighbors so we’re finally getting internet for the house. I’m trying to think of the right name to put on it as the ID. You know, the name the neighbors will see if they scan for a signal. These are my two favorites so far;
Five leaf Growers Association
and
Level 3 Sex Offender
any other ideas?[/quote]
mines bigdickmcgraw, however, when people leave theirs unsecured in the area i change theirs to things like, irapebabies, and sodomizepengiums, KKKFTW, things like that. People should know better by now to secure their routers, especially since it was declared that if someone uses your wifi to do something illegal, the person who has the contract with the isp is liable.
[quote]on edge wrote:
If you all don’t mind, I’d like to create an off shoot on this thread. It’s not worthy of it’s own thread. My nephew is tired of the low reliability of stealing wifi from the neighbors so we’re finally getting internet for the house. I’m trying to think of the right name to put on it as the ID. You know, the name the neighbors will see if they scan for a signal. These are my two favorites so far;
Five leaf Growers Association
and
Level 3 Sex Offender
any other ideas?[/quote]
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If he’s a cop you you replace the kevlar in his bulletproof vest with cotton batting. It might take a while
til someone shoots him but that would be funny.
Buy some powdered milk. Sprinkle it into his sheets. When he sleeps it’ll dissolve into his pores and sour, should take him a couple days of smelling like complete ass before he can get it all out.
You could chicken-milk him, but if he’s your roommate this could really be unpleasant for everybody in the house. But if you’re still interested anyway: Get a good sized jar with a tight lid, put a couple chicken breasts inside, fill the rest with milk, hide in a hard to find location. Could take a while but eventually the bacteria inside will begin to produce gas and after a while it should create enough pressure to shatter the jar releasing possibly the most rank concoction known to civilized man.
On second thought this could pretty much destroy your house you should skip it.
some solid ideas thus far
[quote]usaffirefighter wrote:
You could chicken-milk him, but if he’s your roommate this could really be unpleasant for everybody in the house. But if you’re still interested anyway: Get a good sized jar with a tight lid, put a couple chicken breasts inside, fill the rest with milk, hide in a hard to find location. Could take a while but eventually the bacteria inside will begin to produce gas and after a while it should create enough pressure to shatter the jar releasing possibly the most rank concoction known to civilized man.
On second thought this could pretty much destroy your house you should skip it.[/quote]
I’m totally trying this on someone. I love the suggestions urban dictionary gives:
My B-Day is on April 1st ohhh what joy!
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Tell him you found a magical gateway to the land of Narnia.
Then, take him behind a dumpster and rape him.
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I know the year is still young, but this has got to be the post of the year up to this point. Well-played indeed sir!