[quote]HoratioSandoval wrote:
Is this real? How can you be a teacher if this prank pisses you off so much?
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I dont think it pisses him off so much. Its just like, with anyone else, if you get a prank played on you, you go and play a prank on them in revenge. Its simple, really.
My rule on pranks is be a pain in the ass, but don’t damage property. The post it notes and such is an excellent idea.
Now the dead bunny might get you fired, arrested for terroristic threats, sued, etc. Good luck looking for a new job also.
A few thousand post it notes is damn funny.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Have your class go into her classroom and spray shaving cream all over. Then, after all of the cans are empty, have the most innocent looking girl in your class say “Losers using silly string on halloween. Cool kids use shaving cream.”
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I have a better Idea. Get the shaving cream cans that have the little black plug in the bottom. Give your kids a pair of pliers. Pull out the plugs from the cans, toss them in her room, and shut the door.
Goldfish are less threatening then rabbits.
[quote]StevenF wrote:
Don tveddy, I don’t think that’s a very good idea. Someone’s been watching too many Godfather movies. You should get your class to do something back to her. [/quote]
This suggestion is dead-on. Anyone else thinking bukkake???
DB
It’s the dead of winter right now. Try using some smelly cheese, or leftover meat to “aromatize” her classroom on the backside of a heater. Or if you use air ducts for climate control, a nice raunchy diaper. Surely you know someone with an infant or toddler child who’d lend you some help with that.
The muffler idea was priceless.
Hit the seats in the classroom with some spray-on adhesive if you can get it. It’s not like it will glue someone to a chair, but it will get pretty annoying when students don’t want to sit down.
[quote]StevenF wrote:
tveddy wrote:
Ok, what if instead of using a rabbit head I were to use a rabbit hide that I bought at a hobby lobby when I was a little kid to make it look like a dead bunny? Would that be better?
Dude, you need to let go of this rabbit idea. Its no good. [/quote]
I agree…stick with the post it notes idea or the other one where you write up her phone number in the boys bathroom or locker room promising free wet blowjobs.
Shit on or around the vicinity of her coats.
Visene in her morning coffee. That’ll teach her.
Knock her up or give her AIDS.
OR… switch her coffee with decaf, then after two or three weeks, change it to espresso. She’ll think she’s crazy.
[quote]tveddy wrote:
slimjim wrote:
tveddy wrote:
vbm537 wrote:
TheZ-Man wrote:
I love Kansas.
It’s funny but if someone did that where I work they would definitely be fired. I guess it all depends. Very funny though.
I teach highschool science. The other teacher teaches science (so she’s dissected stuff before). I’m planning on putting in my resignation.
For me personally I don’t find the prank funny enough…probably enough to gross her out (maybe not? this is Kansas and I’m sure the ladies there are familiar with hunting.) but I think you should find something a bit funnier or more embarassing…what was the prank she pulled on you?
She bought her class a bunch of silly string and they came in and shot it at me. I thought it was kinda gay so I just sat there and kept talking. Before I thought of the rabbit idea I was thinking about printing off a news article from a while back that talked about soldiers using silly string to detect trip wires and land mines, and writing that they could have saved a soldiers life instead wasting silly string, but I thought that would be a mean shananigan, not a cheeky and fun shananigan.
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Uhhhhh…okay. Yeah. What you said should be about on par with little kids shooting silly string. I encourage you to do it. And then watch hilarity ensue!
I just don’t see how a rabbit’s head is funny. Getting shot with silly string isn’t that funny either, but it sounds to me like it was more for her students to have fun. If I were you I would do something to involve your students to get back at her. I’d say using a rabbits head would just show your insensitivity to animals, plus you would look like a hillbilly.
Send a handful of your students into her room as a crack suicide squad. Upon entering, the squad leader will issue the “Attack” command, at which point, they will all kill themselves!
DB
[quote]pookie wrote:
What would be really funny is if you’d invite her to go hunting with you and then shot her in the face.
Then you say “I’m such a Dick.”
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One of the funniest things I’ve read. Zap Brannigan’s aids idea was pretty good too. You seem like a pretty cool guy tveddy. Fill a large trash can with all kinds of nasty shit [piss,dirty water,old mayonaise,whatever]. Make sure the contents are runny. Prop it against her door and knock like gangbusters. Find a spot to watch her open the door and get doused with all that nasty shit. Or you could fill water balloons with nair and water. Pelt her in the face and watch her hair melt off of her head.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Send a handful of your students into her room as a crack suicide squad. Upon entering, the squad leader will issue the “Attack” command, at which point, they will all kill themselves!
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Fan of "Life of Brian ", are we?
[quote]Playboy wrote:
I just don’t see how a rabbit’s head is funny. Getting shot with silly string isn’t that funny either, but it sounds to me like it was more for her students to have fun. If I were you I would do something to involve your students to get back at her. I’d say using a rabbits head would just show your insensitivity to animals, plus you would look like a hillbilly.[/quote]
Ditto.
To be perfectly honest- Playboy hit it spot on when he said it would make you look like a hillbilly. Why? Because it is one of the most demented, snaggle-toothed, inbred suggestions I have ever heard of as being considered a proper retaliatory response for an otherwise innocuous “prank.”
Lopping off and giftwrapping the head of a small animal? Over silly string? I’d HATE to see what you’d do if someone doesn’t show you the courtesy of brewing another pot of coffee after snagging the last cup.
I mean…no, I don’t know what I mean. I’m just dumbfounded that you actually sat around, perhaps in a creaky rocking chair with some moonshine and a banjo, brainstormed this little gem, polished it up with a cute rhyme, and considered it as an actual possibility to get back at someone for sending her students to shoot silly string at you.
I’m just glad that at some point, somewhere along the disturbingly un branching excuse for a weed that you call your family tree at least ONE of your hick chromosomes managed to align properly and instill you with the wherewithal to create a post in order to find out if EVERYONE finds the dismemberment and distribution of small animals as hilarious as you seem think it is.
What I’m NOT glad about, however, is that you are involved, in some way, shape, and form, of the education and development of today’s youth.
Shit, scrap the rhyme. The note might as well just read “Squeal, piggy!”.
Now…was that taking it too far?
Take a shit…save one of the shit tickets you have used and wrap it up in her daily paper. Then when you see her you say, “Hey how come they put your picture in the paper??”
When she opens up the paper the shit ticket will fall onto her, hopefully staining her nice white pullover.
Freeze a can of shaving cream. The kind with the rubber stopper on the bottom. Then, before she gets to her classroom put it in one of her drawers. Maybe one she won’t go into right away. Then pull the rubber stopper. As the day goes on the shaving cream will melt and expand everywhere. Hell it even makes it a little bit of an experiment in and of itself. You could chalk it up as a learning experience for your class. All in the name of science.
Steve
I’d be very upset if someone put post-its on my car, or messed with it in general.
If you are stuck with the bunny idea you could use a stuffed rabbit.